Do you have what it takes to satisfy a Yamato class battleship?

Do you have what it takes to satisfy a Yamato class battleship?

Battleship thread.

While I am perfectly fine with sexualizing destroyers and such to feed our natural pedophiliac tendencies, I strongly believe the best designs and most attractive boats were reserved solely to the pride of the Navy battleships.

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I'd rather have an Iowa

I do indeed.

Not a big enough bomb. I bet Yamato is a size queen.

Takes 280 of you to take down one of her.

During ten-go yamato had 162 aa guns on her deck.

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gonna need some large cranes but think I can do it

No, but I'd be willing to give it the good ol' college try.

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I fucking hate you.

nice thumbnails you fucking idiot

56k WARNING

Why?

Go jerk it to a run of the mill destroyer you frigate.

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Because you're posting thumbnails, you fucking faggot.

Kill yourself.

That's a way too big butt for a such a small frame

You shouldn't be downloading images off imageboards or imagesharing sites you nincompoop.

Fag.

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Musashi looks like a girl who would be fun to spend time with

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Stop posting thumbnails you stupid faggot.

I'd love to go hiking or bro time drink and chill with him. You know all those little kids that wander around freely at the YMCA that you can take into the handicap bathroom to molest and have sex with? This little brown girl would be cool with it.

You could be like, eyyy... let's watch some quantum leap while I give you a cummy tummy and she would be like... that's totally radical dude!

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Keep on taking those pills, man.

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What? I have a hangover man...

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>Tfw you will never LSC Musashi

I'd say so. Yeah, they've had thousands of men in them, but they were all Japanese.

>they've had thousands of men in them

The actual warships =/= the girls who now represent them, user

I don't know acronyms because I am white.

brown is good

whats the deal with destroyers that have battleship displacement?

Play the game you dork.

Is this the thread for the small c?

Big torpedoes? I dunno.

What was Musashi and Yamato's name before they became shipgirls?

I think Musashi was called John Candy
and Yamato was called Asphalt.

Don't actually play the game, it's shit. Just jack off to the girls like everyone else.

Most of the planes were Hellcats expected to take out the AA.

Uh... no. That would be against the rules. I live in the greatest country in the world.

All those guns did jack shit.

>Not doing both

This is why people don't like secondaries.

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They're the spirits of the ships, correct?

I could make jokes about how many torpedoes they took before they went down if you prefer.

How can you suck so much at this?

Little Musashi is so fucking cute

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Shut your dick chute you Barnum & Bailey frigate.

XD

This whole fucking thread is for ants

What's that?

Im not sure if it is a terrible flavour of shitposting or if the guy is just completely retarded

Yes she is.

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What do you honestly have against ants? You want to do what in your mind is better? Go ahead. Liru won't stop you.

The tightest and best Kagerou

I phunny is the best place on the internet xcept ebaumsworld.

>thread about battleships
>images the size of lifeboats

Small Hotel is cute too!

CUTE!

Sage for CP .rar embeded.

The most comfortable battlesip

>implying I havn't constructed one

I wonder what it feels like to be the least-cute ship in your class, poor Yamato.

I wish I knew this feel.

jho a shit

>Hey Admiral user, wanna stay in my hotel room

what do

Ask if this Hotel has room service at late hours.

I have every single ship of note except Taiho because lol LSC slot machine

The actual gameplay is unmistakably shit, just listen to the voice clips while you masturbate and you'll have the full KanColle experience without the pain

6000/7000/7000/2000/20
only took me a few tries. 3-4 or so.

I built Taihou, Yamato. AkitsuMaru, Bismarck, and sl on very quickly with very few attempts but I have wasted way too fucking resiurces not getting Musashi

Kaga is a battleship too

>Admiral! The Americans were calling me Love Suite and HoneyMoon Suite. It hurts my feeling
>What does it mean?

What do

I wanna fuck sushi

You are autistic.

No, you

>You'll never drink the Yamato Hotel consomme.

Better be breast milk and not urine

What about love juice?

>There are people in this thread who wouldn't drink his shipfu's urine

You're disgusting

How can you say you love your waifu is you're unable to accept all of her?

Because the urine isn't part of her, stupid

Not my thing

How do you think the ships perform on Breast Inspection Day

You and your waifu are insane, you better go see doctor

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Well you see...there's certain things that two adults do together in hotel rooms and...uh Sushi, do you want to explain it to her?

>Not my thing
Why?

Musashi is purer than Yamato though

Damn, you're right...guess I'll just have to show her then.

I don't like urine, I like girls

I love sushi so much.

How would she react to a slightly shoddy but earnest Valentine and/or confession?

Vaginal fluids are not urine.

Still no good infantcon of any of the girls that I can pleasure myself too.

Welp, guess I'll fap to Kindercare girls.

Not sure why I spend upwards of 10k dollars when I am not even allowed to play the game.

Oh well, I guess the graphics and action sucks pretty hard anyway. Not really missing anything.

Probably think you were trying to pull one over on her and laugh it off for a second before realizing you were serious.