WOMEN PREFER MEN WHO DO BIG SHITS

SHITLETS BTFO

>Cosmo polled 3234 of our female readers and asked them one simple question
>does the size of your partners poop mean anything in your relationship?
>surprisingly it's a lot more important than we thought

SHITTED

Whats being slid?

WTF!

How do they know the size of your shit though.
Should I start photographing my logs and showing it to my woman?

>Manlet
>Small dick, even for a manlet
>No muscle, limited hair
>Huge shits

Good thing I take BIG dumps. I always let the mrs. come check before I flush. Sometimes she even takes a picture.

tldr: if you arent dropping 12 inch logs daily you aren't a real man and will never be loved or married

NOBODY INFORM INDIA

The poop from thebPajeet in Op's pic's asshole onto the streets of Bangalore

DESIGNATED

Huh?

my wife says Cosmopolitan is a a shit source.

Indians do not lay logs, piss shit soup

>tfw shitted was memed into reality

As a female I only want guys who make big THICK logs. We're talking a minimum 6 inches in length and 5 inches in diameter.

From the look of OP's pic it looks like this is a pajeet psyop to try persuade white that curry niggers are hot.

I guess poojeets are the real chads now.

So that's why pajeets and new Germans shit on the streets? To attract women? I always thought they were doing it because they were subhumans.

Do people actually believe this stuff?

Now this is a good post

will i get a gf if i shower her my poop

HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY COMPETE WITH THE INDIAN SHITTING GODS

>Indians finally have an advantage
YESSS DEER VERY SXC EXAMINE MY POO FOR VAGENE PLS

Something is being slid, however it is important to describe in detail to your female partner the size, texture and smell of your latest turd.

>my wife says
You needed your wife to understand that?

>Women prefer huge shits

Oh is that why theyre going after niggers and mudslimes nowadays?

>Caring about this bait at all

KYS

yes, this has been proven to be more effective than sharing dick pics

I take 1 shit a day and half the time the shit is so big it clogs the toilet
I'm only 150 pounds

UGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BIG POOPS FOR MOMMY

>WOMEN PREFER MEN WHO DO BIG SHITS
lmfao

>SHITLETS

How would they know how big someone elses shit was? After I take a dump I flush the toilet. I dont even know if I take big shits because I dont make it my business to investigate the size of other peoples shit.

>the virgin hard lumps
>the chad smooth sausages

Fpbp
Someone post em!!

>the virgin pebbles poops
or
>the CHAD DRAIN BLOCKER

You are doing well, Bob

The girls laugh when they see my 3" dick, but they aren't laughing when they use my bathroom and see a 17" poo snake peeking up above the rim of the toilet.

I paid my way through college taking massive dumps in old ladies' houses.

Give me 3 blocks of cheese and a few bowls of fiber cereal and I'll have a marriage proposal within 72 hours.

All women are biologically programmed for American cock.
Biggest shitters since 1776. You cannot compete with our chemically engineered diets, fine tuned to perfection by Monsanto to provide the biggest dumps humanly possible.
Please deliver your women promptly to the nearest airport to be shipped to the Land of the Free, the home of the big shits.

>the virgin splatter
>the CHAD SHATTER

...

Type 3 master race reporting in.

Pffffttttbrraaapppppppp

>it's not about the size of the movement
>it's how you use it

I always chuckle when i see this image. My shit literally fills the bowl and its neither a sausege or lumps....its a bowl of shit.

>shitlets
solid kek

>the virgin deer droppings
>the chad continuous sausage
pic related only dates continuous sausage shitters

What did he mean by this?

type 4, but multiple strands. like a strainer full of ziti

>SHITLETS BTFO
Fucking Lmao

Women do not prefer gay men. OP is a faggot.

Y thank you my aussy brother in arms.

And I just HAD to wonder WTH (((they))) were going to come up with next.

smfh I'm going to get a fucking lobotomy so I can't think anymore. It won;t stop the insanity, but at least I probably won't know about it.

How has God not smited us yet?

Damn you.

does it have to be solid? i can produce a higher volume than your typical 9"+ log

Probably because he doesn't exist. Need more proof than this?

>Always checks to see if neighbor needs TP
what im curious of, is Chad like good guy greg mixed with insanity wolf?

If you're a woman you can make tens of thousands of dollars selling your fecal matter, period blood, piss, used panties, etc. to Sup Forumsirgins online.

I always shit 1 2 or 3

Does she look or touch my poop?

What about taste?

also
>Sup Forums thread refugee

what if my shit identifies as female, but my penis doesnt

bullSHIT

Type 3 is the best because it's often the phantom poop. It feels amazing coming out, plops down and disappears from the bowl, and leaves nothing to wipe.

IF YOU DON'T CLOG THE TOILET EVERY TIME YOU SHIT GET OFF THIS THREAD AND HIT THE BUFFET!!!

So India is the hottest nation ever?

How do you go about maximizing your shits?
Has anyone made an infograph like the one for shooting monster loads?

I wanna drop a real bowl-breaker.

This

Diapers full of shit

What the hell is wrong with women?

>bulk forming

Delete this entire fucking thread right now

Fiber loading
basically just take twice the recommended dose of a fiber supplement every day for a week and your shits will be massive, don't forget to stay hydrated because the fiber hold water.

pls rate ladies

>It feels amazing coming out, plops down and disappears from the bowl, and leaves nothing to wipe.
>It feels amazing

Perfect! Would date

White men are the greate........ uh...

Common sense agrees.

helo sanjay

2 if i dont eat fruit, 3 normally, and 6 if i eat too much fruit

Yea ok asshole this thread was all fun and games until you posted that

Urine luck because protien shakes make me take multiple meaty shits a day.

The absolute state of journalism rn

>>Cosmo

Chad is a great bro, he just grew up with Chad powers so doesn't give a fuck and feels no shame, ever.

I FINALLY SEE! I NOW KNOW WHY INDIANS STREET SHIT

type 7 masterrace

fake

pooplets when will they learn?

SHART