Trump is a big dopey brain and he's orange too

Trump is a big dopey brain and he's orange too.

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well.. he is.

Vegas shooter was just a crazy white guy goys!
eminem is the rap god lulz drumpf btfo!

Yeah? Well...youre named... after... candy
dumhead

OOHHHHH!! SNAP!!

Who? He hasn't been relevant in over a decade.

My names eminem and im here to say that Drumpf real mean and probably gay
But there nuffin wrong with being lgbt and if you disagree youll have to go through me
Did you notice those brown fellows behind me? we got tyrone, tyresse and my main boy hadji
I let these kangz run a train on my wife, and licking out those creampies was the thrill of my life

and he's URRANGE

Eminem has 190 million dollars. Jay-Z is like 600-800 million.

At least give us a dank meme of Eminem saluting Hitler. Ffs he gave the best pose ever

I'm sure you are just as successful.

lol, my sides hurt

Justin Timberlake is looking kinda rough

kek

Drumpf is racist and he's orange
and.. uh... oh c*ap nothing rhymes with orange!

Ems just doing whatever to stay relevant. So he called trump some meany words, who gives a shit? Not gonna affect anything, doesn't matter.

Look, if you only had one shot, to seize a coffee pot
would you capture it, or would you just let it rot?
On second thought it seems I've lost my train of thought
I don't know why I'm standing in this parking lot
I'm nearly ready to squat and receive this cum shot
sucking niggas for chump change in an abandoned lot
I'm jousting poles like Sir Lancelot from Camelot
blasting jizz all over my face like it was birdshot
so lovely, I love it when it comes out extra hot
oops it seems as if I forgot to clean up a spot
my asshole is nearly the size of an apricot
it's so loose you could cruise through it on top of a yacht
it leaks an awful lot, in need of a surgeon's knot
i try to blot the blood and hope and pray that it'll clot
anyway, this rap is pretty much all that I've got
I'm just a washed-up has-been that everbody's forgot

They ask me, how big is your pee pee mr. m and m? And I say eez thees big. But joke is on them, I lied, it is actually smaller!

hehehe

Meme it, let's see what you got.

Eminem is a cocksucker.

THAT'S AN UNLAWFULLY HOT COFFEEPOT

>these sick flows

SHOULD i DROP IT ON KLUMPY DUMP PROBLY NOT

>omg he's a lyrical genius

GOTTA PLAN AND A CABBAGE PATCH KID LIKE A DAMN APACHE WIT A CAR ALARM

>what did he mean by this

Hold up hold up hold up
Lemme uh
Lemme yeah
Lemme say
Lemme break it down
For all you lemmes out there
Because uhh
Yeah
Drop the beat
Let it roll
Uh uh yeah now take that rewind it back
Yeah that’s what I’m talking about
Okay okay
So.
Listen up boys.
If you had.
One plate.
What would you put on it?
The same old ham and cheese?
Or something a little more...
Delictable?
PLOW

His mamas sweaty,
Just boiled up some bomb spaghetti
There’s a loaf of bread up on the table already, garlic baby
She looks nervous but on the surface she looks calm she’s ready to drop parm,
But she keeps on forgetting the recipe she wrote down,
The whole tables gettin loud, they’re starving now,
TIMES UP OVER BLAOW
Snap back to reality, oh they’re so hungry
They know the foods coming but they can’t fight their stomachs
She’s so mad, she’s dropped a fuckin meatball now, but she won’t give up that easy
This meals her whole rhapsody
So it’s back to the pan again, fry that shit up again, yo TIMES UP OVER BLAOW
YOU BETTER
LOSE IT IN THE MOMENT DONT EVER LET IT GO YOU
ONLY GET ONE CHANCE YOUR SHOT IS THE SHOT TO GOOOO
This fettuccini ain’t gonna stay fresh forever bro

youtube.com/watch?v=m42tNGF9h7w&list=RDm42tNGF9h7w#t=78

watch from the 50 sec point

That freestyle was seriously garbage. How could anyone say it was good? Like even if you agree with the content, the rhymes were fucking trash. If it weren't Eminem, just some random kid, he would be laughed out of the fucking building for something so bad.

I tried.

youtube.com/watch?v=Chd8VzL2soY

Now this is real hip hop.

Is eminem officially a dead culture symbol now?

I remember when he was untouchable.

The Jews get to everyone eventually.

Encore was the beginning of the end

God that was cringeworthy. It's strange how eminem's career was pretty much a reversal of talent after mmlp. He's now pre-infinite tier

Dude is fucking 44. FORTY FOUR. He’s a dinosaur in terms of pop culture, I’m surprised he’s even managed to stay as relevant as he has for the past like 10 years.

Honestly, while rap itself is degenerate, it is especially strange to see an older man still rapping. It is a genre very much associated with youth culture, and this was no less the case with Eminem, who portrayed the character of an angry, disenchanted white man when he was at his best.

>be eminem
>start getting old
>start becoming irrelevant
>nobody cares about you anymore
>cant rap anymore
>shitpost horrible diss video about donald trump
>call him racist
>all the sudden relevant again
>people shitpost about him on Sup Forums
>mfw when we help this retard gain notoriety again

And Donald is orange I’d like to give him a squeeze
While I support grown men who like to get on their knees
I’m like the rest of the libs now I’ll up in my fees
Spreading this bullshit like a fuckin disease
They must’ve forgotten all the shit I said about LGBTs
If they read my old lyrics they would let out plenty of REEEEEEs
If I am saint then Islam must be a religion of peace

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Have BLM demanded Eminem give his money to black people yet? Because the guy made a career out of black culture. For all the talk of cultural appropriation of the black community, Eminem is the biggest example of someone gaining success from doing so.

>That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Automatic Paddock, King Kong's rap, bitch.
That coffee is awfully hot!

Lit and checked

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Who /hotcoffepot/ here?

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Trump is a big dopey brain and he's orange too.
His hair looks like a giant pile of yellow doo-doo.

Fucking punk bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=2NBwt24PTe0

[Verse 3: Eminem]
My adolescent years weren't shit to what I do now
I never grew up, I was born grown and grew down
The older I get, the dumber the shit, I get in
The more ignorant, the incident is, I fit in
Ignoring the shit how boring it gets
When there's no one to hit
I don't know when to quit throwing a fit
I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me

irk

Hey that's racist to orange people you mother fucker.

He sounded like a white bill cosby

I was waiting for the puddang'

>Eminem is literally the "I'm not racist, look how many black friends I have!" guy.

Shit, I missed this one nicely done!

kek

rekt LOL

COFFEE POT

Eminem's new track dropped he really is a Trump supporter.

youtube.com/watch?v=xdgjDRqiFRM

It's amazing how fast I lost respect for Eminem.
I was a fan, now I use a fan to air out the shit stink known as Eminem.

what's with the coffee pot? like seriously

GOTEM

you draw horribely

It's awfully hot.

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or maybe not...

morelike jaundice-yellow, must be the wigger chapter's scheme

fucking jej