The United States Draft

> It's 1964
> You just got the nerve to walk up to Sally and ask her to prom
> she accepts
> you are walking home with butterflies in your stomach
> the idea of taking Sally to prom then fucking her afterwards is all that's going through your mind
> you finally make it home and walk through the door
> you look down and notice an envelope on the ground
> "From the U.S. government, for "
> your heart sinks as you open the letter
> " have been selected by the United States Draft. You are to report immediately to your local recruiting station to prepare plans for your departure, and receive further information and instructions. Your country thanks you for your service."


What Do?

> Should the Draft be legal for wars even if they are not on U.S. soil?

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Don't cross the line at the initiation station no matter what they threaten you with, they cannot compel you to join, they can only harass you until you leave.

No, the US has no business in foreign wars. We are not (or shouldn't be) the police of the world. Kind of the reason the 2nd amendment was put in. Reason being we would have a militia to protect the homefront in case of a foreign invasion on our soil.

Go to Vietnam and die in the shit.

You go to jail if you don't go

Drafts should be legal after every single fighting aged son of a Congressman have been entered at the very top of the list

>What Do?

Pretend you have a bone spur like our pathetic coward of a president.

>go to jail
>get out
>or go die in a jungle

hmmm

or, just go to canada and get a tax free job

Have you seen American jails? Dying is way better than spending even a year in an American jail.

I aint no senators son

personally, i think i would make sure to volunteer before I got drafted. War is terrible, but whats even worse is when your kids see all the vets and ask what you did to contribute and you have to say you ran away like a pussy

Bumping

That's bullshit. You get TV'S and shit in prisom.

>what do?
Catch the next bus to Canada.

If its a war for kikes I dodge
If its a war for or against some far away shithole I serve time in jail
If its for my country I fight

Most humans don't get to experience war but most experience sex. War would be more memorable too.

You have early bed times and staying up late is really the only time i ever enjoy

how about the citizens vote on whether or not we want to go to war? If we had a choice then maybe I wouldn't mind going if I had to. I don't want to fight no banker wars and I don't think we need to spread freedom everywhere.

The song is called It Ain’t Me.

The draft is like jury duty. It's for people who are too stupid, too poor, or too civic minded to get out of it.

I think it's still a crime.

So it should be illegal

>1964
>not going to university
die cannon fodder

That's honestly the best way to go out.

Or you die in some nursing home, covered in drool and shit because you are so old you cannot feel if your butthole is actually closed or not.

Dying on the battlefield.

Jury duty should be about having a fair trial for your fellow citizen. I just hope if shit goes down I have a fair trial with a good jury and not some faggot NEET.

Prom is before the graduation of high school. If you were 18 and in high school when you are drafted, you aren't included due to school. Prom is before graduation this situation would never happen.

He could have died in Vietnam for nothing. Instead he gave us more than we could have ever have hoped for. Hilary Clinton never becoming President.

And wars should be fought by noble hearted fellows who believe in the cause.

Just saying, I'm not dying for some idealized diverse America. Those days are past me user. I only fight to preserve my people.

That’s right user. When your country is threatened and risks annihilation in the future just cower and hope braver men than you get the job done because you are too weak to do what needs to be done.

Since this is somewhat related to the subject...,

I was out in the parking lot of my workplace and this unmarked male (mid 20s+) came up to me and asked me about joining the Marines and if I've ever thought about it, etc... I'm in my early 20s so don't get too confused. He then gave me directions to a recruitment center, asked for my name and phone number. And at the end, he gave me a card.

Are the military secretly desperate for recruits? Because we're heading into a war that'll need every available body to fight? Will there be another draft? I think so.

You dumb faggot.

Plenty of people missed the big dance due to the draft. Haven't you ever seen, Born on the Fourth of July? It's Tom Fucking Cruise you dumb cunt!

Your post led me looking into what it was like getting drafted, I came across this video:

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My country was not threatened in the least by the Vietnamese anti-colonialists.

>Implying i wouldn't have already volunteered and joined the Marines to go drop napalm on commie gooks and fuck whores in saigon.

War is for everyone and no one.


You like that philosophical shit? I just made it up.

But it will be in the future, and your kind will be the reason a draft is necessary: to force weaker men to be stronger men so that our way of life can be maintained.

>my people

As in white people?

Lol! Haven't you noticed? The majority of the radical left i.e. BLM, ANTIFA, BLAM are fucking white people.

White people are the best and worst race on earth. FUCKING prove me wrong.

> you fucking cant.

> Then go to vietnam
> kill chinks
> fuck inexpensive prostitutes

I join and do the job God has granted to me

There are plenty like him.


They all have a different excuse but the same reason.

They are pussies.

The idea of actually having to fight and kill people in real life is too much for some people to handle. Plus they are afraid to get hurt.

Misguided souls. Victims of cultural marxist indoctrination. It really does sadden me to see a people hate their own kind so much. I don't disagree with you. It's because of our exceptionalism that we are a target.

That's a big "whatever, dude." I don't know who you think is going to threaten the US, but until it happens, I don't care.

Fucking exactly.

This, except change "dodge" to go McVeigh on their asses

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It doesn't sadden me. It enrages me. These leftist cucks are majority white and these other minority groups wouldn't even exist if there were not 1000s of liberal white cucks willing to support them.

Presumably you will not care then either.

>I don't know who you think is going to threaten the United States

You are aware that it was only till recently that the United States became the TOP dog. For a long time after ww2, the USSR was our rival and many times we almost went into full blown war with them. That would have ended all life on earth...

So I wouldn't act like this is some fucking fairytale bullshit. Don't act like the world is okay with us being #1.

Just saying user, I'm not dying for no jew war.

>Should the Draft be legal for wars even if they are not on U.S. soil?

Only if they take out all the loopholes. Ron Howard took the role on Happy Days just to avoid the draft since he was working he got out of being drafted for Vietnam.

The song is called Fortunate Son.

You can presume all you want.

I don't know if I am OK with us being #1 and having the power to end all life on earth. Wtf kind of victory is that?

John Wayne took a family exemption to stay out of WW2 so it wouldn't interfere with his movie career. Think about that and how he played all those big heroes for the rest of his life to try and make up for it.

Yeah I know. There's just too many to list. Hence why I said the loopholes would need to end before I'm okay with any draft.

Special props to Jimmy Stewart since he actually served and was in combat.

get the fuck out of here, fag.

The US government is not god. Fuck off, commie heathen.

I've always felt bad for John Wayne. He realized it was a terrible mistake and there was just nothing he could do to make up for it. It's probably why he ended up as a bitter, drunk fuck.

id be psched, and get poon as result, thred ovr

Battle is the Great Redeemer. It is the fiery crucible in which true heroes are forged. The one place where all men truly share the same rank, regardless of what kind of parasitic scum they were going in.

How does something like the draft even exist?
How many people need to be sheeple for the government to be able to do this?

This song was always better. Written by a Vietnam veteran.

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Wtf are you talking about? Doesn't the UK have a draft?

probably, i wasn't specifically having a go at america

Also do they draft prisoners first?

Kind of think the Brits invented conscription.

>get drafted
>shoot self in leg and get sent home

>hit femoral artery
>die

Better yet, make it so the only people eligible for office are veterans

>implying I don't know how to avoid that

They do not draft prisoners, or felons. See "Alice's Restaurant" for further info.

Legit nigger tier

Is there any sure way to legally get out of draft
Like acting retarded or failing physical

Serve my cuntry and kill some gooks that is what i would do.

Sure, get beaten and raped while the guards turn their backs. Be forced to join a gang and get fucked in the ass because you're the lowest on the totem pole.

And gym so you're released looking like a chad, men will be outnumbered like 2/3-1 within their age bracket after a war, assuming your civilians don't get massacred to much.

>Legit
Go away, Trayvon.

If they're is a draft on, it seems to me it would be harder to fail mentally or physically.

You're too much of a coward to serve in the first place, you wouldn't have the balls to pull the trigger with any semblance of aim.

There has not been a just war fought by American men since the war of Northern aggression. You can go die for your globalist masters, roach.

>all these cowards talking about how to get out of it
go ahead and kill yourselves here

>fighting for globalists

i could use some excitement in my life. How many people had a lot of good fun in vietnam?

>cleaning up France's mess

fuck that shit

>as if Sally would spread her legs for a lilly-livered draft-dodging faggot

>underage ban& detected

probably trolling, but you are someone that is very susceptible to propaganda through emotional manipulation and social ostracising

Most wars are unnecessary and just for making money. If you don't want to die in a false war that doesn't make you coward, it just means you have a brain

>Go to Jail
>Hang out with all my buddies in jail that also dodged the draft.
>sit around relatively comfortably few years until they announce a draft dodger pardon.

A lot of people have fun in war. My grandpa was a photographer in WW2 and said it was the most fun he ever had in his life. People have fun in jail, too. It's mostly about attitude.

Without a sense of duty life has no meaning.
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Life has no meaning. Period.

The majority of the people I serve with are not here because of some ideology. The military gives your family a fantastic life if you're willing to put up with its stupidity. If one knows what to say they can get out of a lot of work by using wife and kids as an excuse .This is mostly accomplished by exploiting the single soldiers. I'm American btw.

I'm sure a pussy like you would have said the same thing about the Revolutionary war. "The King only wants a small ransom, just give him what he's owed!" Save your spiel, coward, you fool no one.

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I know what needs to be done.

More like
>>shoot self in leg
>Get court marshaled
>go to prison
>dis honorable discharge and a felon for life

Big Chicken Dinner.

Sounds good highschool was shit anyway.

>court marshaled
>dis honorable
>>court marshaled
>>court marshaled
>>court marshaled

>but whats even worse is when your kids see all the vets and ask what you did to contribute and you have to say you ran away like a pussy
"I was smart enough not to get shot at."

Would you really fight in ANY war the government told you to like a good boy and believe it was the right thing to do?

> Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Lebowski happened for a reason.

I'm medically exempt anyway, but I'd say the draft should only be allowed in wars in which another recognized nation has declared war on the US as an aggressor, or if the war is on US soil.
Meaning either an enemy narion has to be the first to declare war, and without significant provocation by the US; or a US-initiated war must fail to the point that enemies have counterattacked and invaded US soil.
Draft in wars against non-state entities are out of the question unless a non-state entity invades US soil. (Terror attacks don't count)