Let's say you were going to commit an act of domestic terrorism. How would you do it?
t. Not FBI
For real though. You know how we always see these goofballs who end up killing like two or three people? Even this fucking Vegas retard-Jesus wept. Obviously we aren't being told everything, but this fucking guy supposedly had 1400 rounds left and bombs in the car??
I remember after 9/11, Hollywood producers were offering money to people who could come up with legit terror plots. Hard to believe the dearth of imagination by the pussy grabbing societal sect.
Anyway, give me your terror plots, Sup Forums. All satire of course.
Gavin James
I would start an unstoppable internet movement based on shitposting and memes, conceive it over the course of a few years on an imageboard, hone it over the course of half a decade on an attached textboard until i get the textboard nuked for shitposting, and then refine it back on a specific category on the imageboard that would come to dominate all the other imageboards, all of the internet, and all of real life via pure shitposting over the next decade and in the process, somehow convince the people who should be blaming me to instead blame a former superpower that merely played a supporting role on the back of my initiative and at my behest all because i was bored and it was funny, and because you wouldn't let me have my videogames, also to save my nation and my volk from globalist kikes and to correct the errors of the first half of the 20th century and the last half of the 19th century, and really too many to list here ;) ...but if you pay me enough, i can give you haxxess to my private anus of SAGE quality
Charles Robinson
The Muslims already figured out the most efficient way to go about it. Guns are just a scary, flashy way of doing something that people will pay attention to, but it takes more effort. That's the thing about it, and why the muslims have it figured out so well. They use something you can't just ban, like a car, and then just run over people.
Otherwise it depends on how and who you want to terrorize. Honestly, I think it's a miracle nobody had managed to blow up a power station yet. If you get the right know-how you could find just the right spot and with nothing more than a hunting rifle and slightly above average marksmanship you could take out the power of most of the eastern seaboard with just one bullet.
Forget the guns or cars and all that bullshit, we need to properly modernize our power infrastructure. Get on that quick, FBIanon, before some asshole kills the power.
Beyond that my main concern is the North Korean satellite orbiting the absolute perfect orbit for committing an orbital nuclear EMP attack on the US. If that thing doesn't have a nuke on it I'll eat my hat.
Josiah Martin
having mkultrims use vehicles of peace is just another part of (((RAND corporation))) trying to advance the goal of eliminating people driving, other arms of this are uber/ridesharing, self-driving cars, implementing/expanding metropolitan public transit systems, pushing a hedonistic alcohol based night culture while rigorously cracking down on drunk drivers and making it as prohibitive as possible for them to be able to drive again, and more 'freedom to move' and "i'm not driving, i'm traveling" sovereign autizen scenes will be a thing of the past if these (((thinktank))) niggers get their way
Charles Butler
Wouldn't targeted assassinations be more effective than just blatant mass murder?
Also used to read a lot of Bracken. The fact that people don't target infrastructure (transformers, water supply, etc.) is exhibit A why I don't believe the so-called 'Deep State' is behind these false flags. It's hard for me to believe that the might of our intelligence services s less competent than me when it comes to domestic terrorism.
Nathan Taylor
ive thought about this a lot and what ive concluded with is i wouldnt kill anybody unless it was relevant to my plan
i would run a solo kgb pre invasion op, ala what they planned to use on scandinavian countries that they never got around to invading, as detailed in a book by kgb defector
or the ops they ran on afghanistan right before they invaded
basically you take out the electric grid, communications and various other types of infrastructure that basically just shuts down the country
if you take down the power, they fix it, but if you take down all levels of infrastructure, people panic and the military would assume the country is being invaded
most of these systems are protected, not necessarily by armed men, but by relatively secure building security. standard stuff really, but should be easy enough to get past if you do your research
it would be challenging, certainly more so than a standard Breivik OP. But it would be a lot more effective. If you target a very small country you might even be able to do it successfully and shut down the country over a long period of time
water supply would probably be number1. you dont even have to poison it. all you have to do is burst a pipe next to a sewage line, if you burst that as well and contaminate the water with sewage, a lot of people will die from all kinds of stuff
Angel Edwards
water is harder to fuck with without fucking with the grid, so just skip the middle man and you won't have to worry about the rest grid, highway overpasses/bridges, rail lines, in that order bonus points for destroying rail overpass bridges that block out the major thoroughfare on the way to a nearby substation/power line that's fucked good luck making the high explosives and setting them without anyone noticing though or just park a truck under and set it on fire and let spalling do all the work just like the cia did not too long ago in whatever part of commiefornia it was
Luke Cox
you wouldnt necessarily need to blow up anything, although that would be a little bit more difficult to fix
you could shut down railroads by just throwing a bucket of salt water on the right server racks
the difficult part would be to know which servers to fuck up and to get physical access to them. you could get lucky and get into one server farm but in order to shut down multiple sites you would have to know what you were doing
ive also thought about blowing up key access point bridges, like you said. it would certainly cause delay but it wouldnt cause death and panic the same way contaminating the water line would
Carson Stewart
Truck of Peace is the new Euro Trend
Juan Hall
Guns are for casuals.
Study some structural engineering, plant some explosives an a high population area, watch the fireworks.
Michael Price
I'd become president then push for open borders
Dylan Reed
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Jaxson Anderson
I'd tell people the truth.
Adam Ramirez
>Let's say you were going to commit an act of domestic terrorism. How would you do it?
I wonder, if it's possible to cause the panic on NRA gathering and cause burgers to shoot each other in fear and chaos.
Cameron Lopez
I would become a Democrat, and promote ideas like >some women have a penis >sexual attraction to children is as normal as adult heterosexual attraction >it's evil to stop 1,000 Muslims from entering the country just because 5 of them are terrorists that plan to commit mass murder >being a government-dependant single mother with multiple kids is the best way to acheive a crime-free community >have the ATF disarm law-abiding citizens while selling rifles to Mexican cartels >Fill prisons with non-violent offenders and get violent criminals back on the street as quickly as possible >encourage your following to commit physical violence against people who "hurt" you by expressing ideas that are different than yours >develop ideas that are so powerful, when people who oppose them become aware of their massive error, the get so depressed they commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head twice >encourage the spread of AIDS by promoting homosexuality in propaganda targeting children
That seems like a good start at least.
Adrian Sanders
I mean if I were to do it, I wouldn't use guns. They put you in bad positions, are loud, and are immediately identifiable and people respond accordingly.
You need to use something that you can set and forget. Not putting yourself at risk at all. So something like homemade chemical weapons. None of the chemicals that are readily available are particularly deadly, but you would cause a lot of injuries. Combine it with traditional bomb attacks for the most psychological impact.
Unfortunately in America at least there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of areas that you can effectively use chemical weapons of this type. Most events that would have a lot of people would be outdoors.
William Torres
Serious answer: why bother?
What can my political cause actually gain from alienating people and making them fear us? They just won't vote for me or people who think like me if we start resorting to acts of violence to try and intimidate people into bringing us into power. Most people's immediate thoughts won't be "if we give them power, they'll stop." Instead, people will think: "If I give them more power, they'll do more and more terrible things."
Going out and blowing a bunch of commies' brains out might seem, at first, like a great idea and a way to whittle down their numbers, but it'll only give the communists more attention. People will post "pray for the victims of X massacre" and they'll be martyred for their stupid ideology that nobody would normally want. Now, their ideas get significantly more publicity, and the ideas proposed against them are considered worse because they're going to subconsciously associate mass murder with going against the communists. That point might be stretching a bit, but they'll certainly at least dislike my political ideas more because the assumption will be made my political beliefs drove me, in some way, to commit that act.
In short: participate in the democratic process to get what you want, you can't just break it into doing what you want.
Christopher Roberts
Just contact the FBI for advice, they are experts on training home-grown terrorists.
Lucas Hill
Pic related.
Matthew Scott
I would wait until its really dry out and just start fires everywhere, minimum effort, maximum damage.
Christopher Clark
Let's say you were going to commit an act of domestic terrorism >implying I'd have a reason to do that
Brandon Price
Attack a cruise ship in NYC, USS Cole style. If you can manage to get explosives and bombers on a number of regular run about boats, it's game over. There's always tons of recreational boaters in the harbor right next to commercial traffic. The only boats that receive escorts are the Staten Island Ferry, sometimes. Response time for USCG in the harbor is around 30 minutes, though NYPD has patrol boats running around constantly.
Say you could get three or four boats. Intercept a cruise ship at the Verrazano bridge. A few go in and attempt to disable the engine room, cause damagez flooding, etc. Others rake the ship with gunfire to get as many lucky kills as possible, before bombing the current holes, causing more damage flooding, etc. If they manage to sink it (unlikely) at the narrows, they've interrupted shipping at the east coast's busiest port.
For more likelihood of that, bigger show, more pollution, they can attack a petroleum or chemical tanker
Joseph Myers
last time i did this trucks of peace appeared on the streets, i'd rather not tell you know
Ian Rivera
Timothy McVeigh didn't use guns m8
Jace Powell
Something that gets politicians killed. Killing civilians will garner no sympathy for whatever message you are trying to convey. Still overall, violent terrorism is pretty stupid in the long run and achieves very little
Colton Foster
Thank you for that thoughtful answer, but speaking from an ideology-backed terrorist answer, wouldn't pretending to be what you opposed be a more effective tactic than just hoping people wake up on their own?
Landon Hill
Better yet, just bring a couple pounds of C4 into the Supreme Court and Ollie Snackbar that bitch.
Looking for feasible plots with clear objectives. Thanks for playing along though; you are now on the list.
Thomas Roberts
That's a good question, and I see the logic behind it. However, I'm very outspoken about my own political beliefs. Everyone I know knows that I disdain immigration, communism, and other things pushed by the left.
That aside, though, if I were able to pull off a convincing "conversion" or the like, I still think escalating to violence is bad. Inevitably, as one side gets more and more extreme, either through artificial or organic methods, the other will follow suit. I've no interest for America to fall into Wiemar Republic-esque street brawling between communists and national socialists.
Oh, wait, it already has.
Connor Rivera
Ok they're closing in whatever.
There are cunts that call themselves Friends Of Cops. Cute acronym, right? Foc, like fuck, get it? Basically for those of us on the job, these cunts are just sluts we can go get off with if we have some time to kill.
Anyway, one had some punk bitch old man that whacked her around, I got pussywhipped and put her man in a wheelchair. They're coming for me and my badge.
Not going to the cooler alive. See you on the other side, Sup Forums. APD-hardest gang in the fucking entire country. Phones going in the garbage disposal.See you cunts in Juarez.
Jonathan Richardson
I never would, but my I know how my dad would. He'd take all the beer into his room and then fall asleep, naked. That's domestic terrorism right there.
Colton Mitchell
Shoot me a throwaway email and delete it 20 seconds later.
Brandon Parker
I would get elected just to get two scoops of ice cream, AND sprinkles
Caleb Butler
Seems like you forgot to take your meds again
The biggest reason for not targeting infrastructure is it's just not shocking enough. Just think about it, yeah, if a major city went out of electricity it would suck, but most important places like hospitals have their own power generator. It would only be an inconvenience for most people. While killing even a small amount of people is a direct danger to all the citizens, so it achieves the fear that terror attacks want to create.
Connor Sullivan
Ok dummies here's how you do it.
Step 1: Call 911 and say there is an active shooter in the mall. Of course you say where in the mall the shooter is: Dillard's, Food court, Chink massage rub n' tug, whatever the fuck. Figure out...
Wait what the fuck am I doing?
Michael Mitchell
GET THE FUCK OFF POL FAGGOT!
Asher Jenkins
I unironically have thought of ways where you could successfully kill tens of thousands of people with no possible way for authorities to prevent it in time once you've started but I'm not going to post it because if it gets enough (You)s and memed some ISIS fuck will actually do it
Evan Turner
full-body bulletproof armor, bulletproof segway with cart attached to carry huge amount of ammo, belt-fed machine gun, and a highschool that's wheelchair accessible so segway isn't stopped by stairs
Ryan Wilson
Step 1: Don't tell anyone about your plans
Samuel Harris
>not targeting infrastructure is it's just not shocking enough
Ok you clearly don't understand how dependant on electricity Americans are. The internet being out for even one hour will make the average burger freak the fuck out.
I'm sure I'm already on myriad watchlists so I'm hesitant to say this, but I find it incredibly disturbing that I can think of dozens of terror plots that seem to eluded sandnogs and various enemies of the state.
Either the NSA is kicking some major ass behind the scenes or our enemies are dumber than shit.
Jose Martin
yes, you could use a nuke wow u are a genius.
Oliver Mitchell
We're the only white people awake right now. Spill it, brother.
Chase Butler
> Let's say you were going to commit an act of domestic terrorism. How would you do it?
Join Antifa
Angel Jenkins
For a true act of terrorism?
I'd go to Africa as a medical volunteer, to treat plague victims. Using this as cover to acquire samples. Then using said samples and buying equipment for culturing bacteria I'd multiply plague. Then go out and find homeless people, clean them up, infect them, and put them on flights to every major city in the U.S.
Julian Johnson
Im surprised no one has tried any kind of shenanigans with the wreck of the SS Richard Montgomerey, from everything ive read about it, sounds like its just waiting to have its pin pulled.
Grayson Morgan
This would greatly depend on the motivation. If my motivation was fame, or general contempt, i'd go to an area where many people meet. If i wanted a specific group dead, it's obviously that i'd go to a place a i know (teleports behind all the staceys and chads and school.. "nothing personnel kid")
execution? i don't know, explosives are a big hit, you can hide them away in things, remote controls dont see to be that hard either way, and youtube seems to have many enough chemistry tutorials to show you rather volatile mixtures.
the best way to kill many would probably be gas. it's deadly before you know it and any other possible way to kill is just way too loud and flashy, makes them run away.
Justin Martin
>c4 strapped to commercial drones >contact poison on public toilet seats and phone booths >adding ground up glass to slaughterhouse meat
Just off the top of my head
Nicholas Hill
>I'd go to Africa as a medical volunteer,
How would you go about doing this? Would the desire to help the unfortunates be enough or would you need a medical background? Sounds like a decent plan; hell, I'm pretty sure you can knowingly give people Ebola in Cali. Could work.
Xavier Hall
pointless question, there's a million ways to cause trouble and a ton of variables involved, it's not too hard to come up with a good plan the hard part is not getting caught
Austin Ramirez
This is why you always put a heavy layer of toilet paper over any public toilet seat, and why you always get your meat local and fresh.
Jaxon Russell
terrorism is retarded and terrible just tell it so that it can be prevented from ever happening
Cameron White
First I would drive over to my local gun shop and buy a repeating rifle in a legal transaction. Following suit; start attending a gun range under my formal name. While simultaneously attending a second gun range under a false name using false identification at least a couple hundred miles away from my home. Stake the place out and see when the it is most and least busy, when finally discovering the ranges routine of shooters, attempt to enter under the least popular hours. Constantly honing my skills, while back at the first range make my presence known rather well as the golf ball who can't shoot. When the time finally comes I travel out to a nearby state and acquire the friendship of a homeless man or woman, taking time to see which is right for the upcoming job. Specifically looking for a older person with no attachments, I introduce myself with a hot meal and the word of Allah. Once I find the right one I introduce them to Islam and help them turn their life around as a stern believer. Once I have accomplished task two, I ask if he would want to go on vacation to see the capital of the United States. He/she agrees, not knowing that I've already went there and had dropped off a car for them to use in advance saying I left said car in parking lot from the last time I visited, it being a cheap older model car. Using a third identity to successfully leave the car for them to use and explaining how I've kept the keys with me in case I ever needed to use car on future visit, expecting the car to be gone anymore as we laugh over my "stupidity".
Angel Mitchell
Using GPS tracking I've had installed the in the car I know exactly where my new friend is heading, I urge him while on vacation to see the White House. Of course with the right massaging of the extravagance he goes. Not knowing his ride is really a car of peace that I activate with a long range trigger. Effectively blowing up all of the front portion of White House security i.e. fence. Killing hundreds, but setting into motion one of the most serious lock downs of the American people in the history of the United States. With a primary culprit at the center, all the while in a majority white Christian state, letting loose my lead of peace. A week after the incident my plan for lead of peace goes into full effect, traveling to this white Christian state and conduct Operation Kill the Ghost. Choosing a high building, I climb up the stairs and start raining mercy down upon people. Killing as many as possible within a five minute radius. Then going behind the building the parachuting off, continuing to fire while on the ground. Effectively getting away because I've used a fake identity yet again to buy a car and have it sitting for me two blocks away. After driving around, for a couple hours I return to mu hotel all the while contemplating my decision to leave behind a single note saying, "religion made me do this, Christ knows I'm a warrior and I will continue until all non-believers are dead". Effectively instilling permanent hatred for all religion and moving us closer towards holy war or atheism. Either way I would win.
Joshua White
bump
Jaxon Hill
bump
Grayson Lee
what, out of ideas already?
Gabriel Martinez
You need more then a bullet, maybe a well placed explosive
t. High voltage Lineman
Jonathan Kelly
Terrorism is not about delivering a punch, but a message
Jason Bennett
bump again
Logan Hill
Stop bumping and read my legacy.
Jason Peterson
Well first I would join a domestic spy agency and then I would just follow the CIA's lead.
Carson Scott
>McVeigh >mass shooter
Nice fake news, ((((FBI))))
Jonathan Fisher
Just create super botnet from internet of things and destroy amazon clound and it analogues. Or pen test social services with bomb threats on ip-phones like people do here. Or crush stock markets in similar way.
Lincoln Bailey
>Make some bombs >Make some deadly gas and put it into a canister that I can make spray everywhere and fill a room in minutes >buy some padlocks >buy a car and fill the boot with bombs >scatter bombs at sites I also wanted to target, have them hooked to a timer so that they explode one after the other so that it confuses police and kills as many of the people fleeing as poosible > leave the car outside somewhere I wanted to target, it would blow up > I would then throw gas canisters into rooms around the building and then padlock the door >walk around with the rifle gunning people down, kill a high profile individual so that I will be remembered throughout the ages >then when police come after I'm done I open fire on them for an hour or so >after I have used up most of my ammunition and had my fun I drop my weapon and surrender just so I can have people angry that I'm still alive and all those other people are not All satire.
Jonathan Watson
Or better yet. Radicalize social, religioius and political groups during time of troubles in the country. In current day and age you can do it from comfort of your home.Old bombers already hit diminishing returns.
Charles Garcia
KAT desu lad
Adam Lewis
I'd spray down a group of victims with a fine carrot-mist and unleash hordes of rabid rabies bunnys to kill them.
Or steal an elephant from the circus, and train it to press people through chainlink fences to make human cube-lets.
Get fucked faggot. Either you're FBI trying to frame this place or you're a faggot looking for advice on how to do it. Either way, kill yourself and only yourself, you meaningless worthless faggot.
Daniel Foster
underrated
Carson Gray
I'd probably find a way to weaponize something liberals really love so we can have a discussion about banning their faggotry for once.
Kevin Parker
I thought that AIDS thing failed?
Robert Wilson
This. Based FBI helping us out with our terror plots.
derail trains. you could do it in a city for maximum casualties but obviously the chances are higher you'll get caught there. but if you derail a train in the middle of the forest you'll likely be able to derail multiple trains over the course of months/years before being caught. (if you ever are since there will be so little evidence left behind)