2 verses per post please

2 verses per post please

HEY TRUMP
UR RACIST

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AND ALSO
A FASCIST

EAT A DICK
SHITLIBS

THAT'S WHAT I'D SAY
IF I WAS

HOT COVFEFE?
MORE LIKE PEE PEE

HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW HIM WELL

AWFULLY HOT
COFFEE POT

1488
RACE WAR NOW

He's a facist bafoon
whoever rolls trips in this thread needs to preform the whole thing on vocaroo

UR JUST AN ORANGE SHIT
UR GUNNA GET HIT

Fuck off poo, you're not invited

Flumpf
Drumpf

AY MAN DAS RAYCIST AND NON INCLUSIVE
u dint ebin use 2 lines to spew dis

ORANGE FACE
BAD COFFEE TASTE

he's whiter then you are

Explain the coffee pot jokes to me. I refuse to watch the eminem music video just to understand a joke.

HIS COCONUT GUN
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS

neither are you, german colony for 1000 years

ayo ayo, my name is marschal mathers
i love jews and as of now i love faggets

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Trump. His politics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of things you don't know about, most of the 12d chess will go over a typical voter’s head. There’s also Trump’s 80's style outlook, which is deftly woven into his personality- his personal philosophy draws heavily from self help literature and fox news, for instance. His supporters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these views, to realise that they’re not just great - they say something deep about stuff. As a consequence people who dislike Donald Trump truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in Tump’s favorite catchphrase “I guarantee you,” which itself is a clever reference to Trump’s Art of the Deal. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated communists scratching their heads in confusion as Donald Trump’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a MAGApede tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid..

Slavs aren't white

I assume he makes a shitty rhyme with coffee pot in the lyrics

But he don't need to blurt out what we know to know he's racist
*swings fist at camera*

I STILL WITH HER
UNTIL JEWS GIVE ME AIDS CURE

That is his opening line.

STUPID DRUMPFKIN
LOOKS LIKE A PUMPKIN

HE'S FINALLY BACK
TO KICK SOME TAIL

Stop bullying Pajeet; he's nice.

IM OLD AND IRRELEVANT
BUY MY RECORDS PLEASE

Eminems suck

youtube.com/watch?v=m42tNGF9h7w

Not a single person here knows what a verse is.

MOMS SPAGHETTI

You faggots arent even keeping it two lines per verse
you maggots cant even freaking rhyme lines like niggers

IN MY COFFEE POT

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE

Spoken intently by all the nurses
Makes me sick but fills my purses

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

coffee pot, sucking dix is reallt hot like a coffee pot

UR ISLAMOPHOBIC AND GOT TINY HANDS TOO
WHY DONT YA JUST GO SWALLOW UR POO

I'm fucking destroying the right,
Place them in hurses

I love black people, even though they used to beat my ass every day back in Detroit and still despise me to this day for being a white rapper.

I'm eminem I'm now the king of shit mountain,
I may as well just go drown myself in a fountain.

You talk about my daughter and I will kill you
My mom's a whore. I work in the car factory.

DONT U SEE MAN UR SEXISM IS GROWING IN A RAMPANT MANNOR
I WANT MY DAUGHTER HAILEY RAPED BY ABDUL-ADBDALLAH

SWEDES WILL JUST KEK-UP,
SO STOP WITH THAT MUCK-UP

WE LIKE MIGRATION AND GANGRAPES
DESTROYN' MURICA IN ALL SHAPES

Am I doing it right?

SWEDES WILL JUST C-UCK-UP,
SO STOP WITH THAT MUCK-UP

I'm a miracle pinnacle phoneman-
WAIT
Hold on man
WAIT
let me restart this
jsut a second
WAIT
Hold on man
WAIT
let me restart this
jsut a second WAIT
Hold on man
WAIT
let me restart this
jsut a second WAIT
Hold on man
WAIT
let me restart this
jsut a second WAIT
Hold on man
WAIT
let me restart this
jsut a second WAIT
Hold on man
WAIT

SPITTIN' SOMALIS IN YO' FACE
DROPPING THE BOMB ON YOUR RACE

Truly it became our plight
Coffee brewing through the night

INSTALL GENTOO
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

CRASHING THIS PLANE
NO SURVIVORS

link of song?

BUT I'M ONLY BEING REAL WHEN I SAY
"NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THEIR GRANDFATHER RAP"

I wanna get my nails done
and my teeth and muh hair, ya heard hon?

put me in the screenshot reddit xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

No faggot ass I use OS's made for nigger-gringoes
thats why I reccomend using virutalbox n windows

I bust through the door and talked to a nurse,
Then doctor informed me of her condition,
Laying there, the baby never came to fruition!

Listen taytay, imma let you finish
actually not you coffepot, u is a raycis

HIS ARMS ARE WEAK
NOSE AT ITS HIGHEST PEAK

Eminem a wigger
thinks he's a nigger

copypasta material

this is my favorite
about coffepot
probably not

dotard donny
2 scoop fatty

YARGHHHHHHHH

Covefe Sup Forums pots
Chad's n thots

I LITERALLY SHIT MY PANTS
SHOVE A COFFEE POT UP MY ASS

Then you will not understand the joke faggot

DROP MY COFFE POT
I LICKED A COCK LIKE IT WAS A TOFFEE NOB

that's cuz it's literally a copypasta dummy

IT'S LIKE HILLDAWG SAID, LOVE TRUMPS HATE
DAT ORANGE NIGGA DRUMPF AIN'T GONNA MAKE US GREAT

I used to rap about fags getting killed in 95 bonnie n clyde I was barely aware that all this hatred would lead to me overdosing on drugs and provoking my own despair
now ive grown mentally as an artist, i love jews and would never discriminate against someone who likes dick in their ass, so i apologize and I love niggers frizzy hair

NOW I'M BENT OVER AND SPRAYIN JAVA
RIGHT FROM MY ASS TO YOUR MOCHA BRAVA

DADDY DONALD
MORE LIKE FRIGGITY FRONALD

op next time sepcify syllabels per line, this is too experimental

I laughed for a good 5 minutes after watching this

Top quality content

DRUMPF IS A BLUMPF
FUCK YOU

AWFULLY HOT
COFFEEPOT

I bet eminem is one of those losers that think a wyvern is a dragon

Kek'd and kek'd

WOKE UP LOOKIN LIKE A DRUMPF N SHIT

YO

AND BY DA WAY WE LOVE THE MILITARY

the fucking state of Sup Forums eminem threads all week
why are you so butthurt about a wigger's "freestyle" rap?

He couldn't even shave for this? How lazy is this fuck

And he can't kill noobs because he's nets laggin

Watched the hobbit part 3 in 3d and had to have a wee wee when they put a back guy in hee hee

I AM A KEK
A LITERAL KEK
DRUMPF
OBAMA IS NIGGER

post coffee pot parodys of youtube.

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LET'S GET
SCHWIFTY

YOU NEED A FACELIFT
YA POLICIES A SHIT, SO BASIC
LET'S CHANGE IT
LEFT HOLDS THE POWER YEAH WE REARRANGING
YOU A STRANGELING
MOTHERFUCKER SO ORANGE LOOK LIKE AN ALIEN

COFFEE POT. YO

HOLLWOOD SHITTIN IN OUR FACES
ON THE CASTING COUCH SUCKING FAKE TITTS

Mum's spaghetti in the coffee pot it's not
Probably hot pasta got but the pot is shot
By a skinny thot

I'M DRAWING A LINE IN THE SAND
IF YOU AREN'T BLACK, YOU CAN'T SMASH

Who is this?

ONE OPPERTUNITY, ONE GANGBANG, ONE KEK,

U GOT ONE CUM-SHOT, WOULD U SWALLOW OR SPIT?
BLA BLA BLA AND THE WORDS WONT COME OUT,
SUCK SOME BALLS AND THE CUM WILL SHOOT OUT,

U LITTLE BITCH U ARE THE GOAT
U SHOULD HAVE TOOK IT DEEP-THROAT,
WONDERS WHO IS JOKING,
U WILL JUST BE CHOCKING.

I VE BEEN BLACKED, MUCKED, KEKED IN THE GHETTO,

WHILE U DANCE SHOWING YOUR BOI-PUCCI IN HIGH HEEL STILLETTO.

SUCK DADS BIG SPAGHETTI,
WHILE U ARE SWEATY,

YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE CUMMING, U ARE HUMMING, DONT BE DRUMMING, I KNOW IT FEELS NUMBING, SUCK IT GOOD DONT BE THUMBING,

U BETTER NEVER LET IT GO-GO,
WHEN THE PENIS GROW-GROW,

YOU ONLY GOT ONE SHOT,
ITS THE ONLY OPPERTUNITY U GOT,
GET DOWN SHOW YOUR BOIPUCCI AND SQUAT,

ITS AN OPPERTUNITY ONCE A LIFETIME,
THE PRE-CUM IS YOUR DOWNTIME

DONT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLOW,
IT TASTES JUST LIKES SNOW.

SO DONT BE A BUM,
AND JUST SWALLOW THAT CUM.

the way you
make me feel
with these posts

you should really take a look
at the man in the mirror cuz I
can't stop lovinn him and
I HATE
Plastic Surgeons and I

Hope¨¨

They all f*cking Diiieeeee

JUST ME AND DONNY HANGING OUT
I GOT POLITICAL SO I STARTED TO POUT
HE ASKED IF I WAS READY TO MAKE COLBERT SALTY AND I ASKED HOW
AND HE SAID HE'D GIVE ME HIS SCOOPIES
YEAH YEAH

You wan som fuq
Stupid cuck

Real life parody. Mimic.

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