Asspull thread

post asspulls.


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The entirety of Fairy tail series is full of asspulls.

Literally half the fights in jojo except part 4 or 7 or 8.

How can you even say 7 when The Spin exists?

The last 5 chapters of SnK

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Its set up to be bullshittery that advances along with your potential till you reach your full potential. Its not hamon tier where it does whatever the fuck it wants.

Still mad.
>le bravery

Souten No Ken? I've been thinking about reading it for awhile and dont rly care for spoilers

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Your birth.

I will never not laugh at this absurd bullshit.

Reiner's titan armor is actually made of plot armor, silly user

King of asspulls

>be Madara
>get covered in unquenchable black flames without the eyes that will let me deal with this
>Spend a few seconds shittalking the fire attack before absorbing them with an eye technique despite not having eyes.

And then 5 seconds later he absorbed sage mode chakra from Hashirama despite the fact that Hashirama wasn't even in sage mode at the time.

Madara ran on asspulls, retcons and author fiat.

>HxHfags swear unto the heavens that Togashi is a good writer
>In reality he's just another hack

Literally everything this faggot does.

>hurrdurr I have planted bombs all along

>O, MY RUBBER NEN
Every time

>Let's fuck this awful series up more by completely removing the theme of the show

Despite all of Nardo's asspulls I could still stomach it, but as soon as the reincarnation bullshit came into play I was done.

Fuck you Kishimoto.

Asspull is that he recreated his limbs with that shit.

I seriously hate shit like this, it really upsets me whenever shows do it.

>btw i bypassed all your security, hacked your system and planted bombs in keypoints all around the world
>how you may ask?
>dont underestimate me

That one had foreshadowing going back to around chapter 300 or so, it was incredibly stupid but it wasn't an asspull.

That's not even the biggest Asspull in Bleach.
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Bleach really has the most constant asspulls.

The Asspull

I don't get it. WHY bring Kira back only to have him do nothing and while have the X-Axis get Auswählen'd anyway?

Like he was brought back to life for literally nothing.

Steins;gate = Asspulls;theshow

Beelzebub anime "Super Croquette Time" actually left me speechless, and not in a good way.
I actually thought that that ep and the one after were actually just a dream ep and we would resume but nope, the series just ended there.

well its a show about ass and tits with occasional magic and rarely dragons

Mai-Hime's ending.

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wan piss
oda is shite

no

I get what you're saying, but in his case it's somewhat excused, because he could have just set someone up to do it for him.

Looks like Elliot Rodger here

Her being part weapon I'm 100% fine with. Bravery punch is the only asspull.

Bleach probably got canceled so he couldn't spend another 5 years showing all the side characters doing 1 attack per chapter.

Everyone in JoJo is a genius, silly.

Same. The cringe was strong with that one.

Don't seek any logic in Bleach.

Alderamin episode 2: border soldiers allow people from a hostile nation to pass through unescorted on threat that a 2-person blimp might be destroyed

>not Killua's """""sister"""""

I think this was fleshed out in one of the novels and just a nod to it.

nah

hard to tell, really. on one hand a power up was bound to happen. on the other hand that they suddenly had a method to train it up was pretty much the asspull.

>shounenshit
>cliche
>epic
>asspull
HACK
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But Hashirama was collecting sage mode energy though. and being able to use latent eye powers without actually having eyes is rather easy seeing as how Itachi eyes were blinded and he still used susanoo. He could absorb chakra and as Black Zetsu said, Madara was able to do things to his eyes and bodies because he was a genius. If you'd remember, before he attacked them all, he summoned something then attacked. It was as if, he summoned or restored his previous power. Madara had a contingency plan for everything. Because Black Zetsu had a contingency plan for everything.

Maybe you kids should go read Sailor Moon. Maybe that's more your speed.

don't shitpost

Honestly, some of these students seemed as if they were incapable of passing their exams. Yet, they all got in to a college.
God damn, what kind of plot armor were you using Azuma?

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>follows previously established rules
>doesn't suddently introduce any new rule/ability
What's the asspull? Are you just shitposting?

You're a kid. So for you, this is an asspull and that's an asspull. The only Asspull I"ve seen in some time was rey from star wars the force awakens into everything up to and including grand master level force abilities because of muh feminism. Now that was an asspull.

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Fairy Tail is also up there

What?
Where?

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Do you even know what asspull mean ?

no

What are some legit asspulls in One Piece? The only thing that comes to my mind is "I AM ALREADY NEGATIVE!", and even that is a big maybe.

>OH SHIT Luffy is poisoned and is going to die
>well of course there's a person who can heal him nearby

that was more for the comedy

Oh, yes

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Gear 2, 3 and 4
Diable jambe
Asura

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All three were explained and foreshadowed. That's not what an asspull is.

well, both dio and jotaro had joestar blood in them, and afterwards every joestar stand has a time-based ability

here's the real asspull however

It's not an asspull is BECAUSE IT's ERZA!

Not even Fairy Tail can beat this

Except it was stated at the beginning that he is omnipotent. What's the asspull here again?

>Hey, one of my swords isn't really mine, but my subordinate's, it somehow works as a twin sword to my actual sword and in it's true form is completely and utterly useless unless it's used against a very specific kind of enemy that has never been mentioned or appeared, but that we were luckly fighting against from the start and had no idea. It's also the only thing we have capable of stopping him.

>Son, I'm going to teach you an extremely OP technique that I somehow know, that I somehow know you can pull off, that was never mentioned and for some reason no one else uses in this time of crisis even though a reiatsu injection is the only thing you need to spam it, that can utterly defeat an immortal wish granting machine.

They are both either asspulls or full on DEM.

Preventive asspull is sitll asspull.

1rs skill: Experience`x1000%
2nd skill: 0 cast time fire spell
3rd skill: Literally "the power to surpass any adversity" Smites ANY foe with one hit.

No he wasn't, Hashirama was already skewered with rods that made regular chakra gathering impossible, let alone sage mode chakra.

That's using techniques with blind (or effectively blind) eyes, something entirely different from using techniques with no eyes at all.

Absorbing chakra isn't the same thing as him being arbitrarily immune to jutsu even without the thing that makes him immune. "Because he's a genius" is no excuse for him ignoring the rules of the setting.

And looking back on it again, Hashirama somehow went from victoriously pinning Madara down with wood release to being helplessly pinned down in the space of a panel while Madara was too busy ogling himself after getting revived to stab him.

So everytime a new technique is introduced in a shonen it's an asspull then?

t. buttmad Chrollocuck

>Hey, one of my swords isn't really mine, but my subordinate's, it somehow works as a twin sword to my actual sword

That's not what happened. Shunsui's swords were always his. The flower part of his Zanpakto created another spirit manifesting as the madness aspect. This isn't the first time btw. Zangetsu and Yachiru were both able to create other Zanpakto. It is also possible that Shunsui actually fucked the Zanpakto, since they have/had an intimate relationship. Shunsui used then the second sword to hide Nanao's Zanpakto, which is just another of his Shikai games. Nanao's zanpakto is her own and Shunsui's is his own. Shunsui simply hid Nanao's.

>and in it's true form is completely and utterly useless unless it's used against a very specific kind of enemy that has never been mentioned or appeared

It is a cermonial sword used to assist in rituals. And gods were mentioned throughout the series. Aizen became close to godhood, when he transcended. Yhwach, Pernida, Gerard, Mimihagi and possibly Gremmy are at least partly gods. And the Soul King is a complete god. The sword would have worked on all of them.

Furthermore, the sword is said to disperse the powers of a god into all directions. The Soul King is a god, whose powers and body parts were dispersed into all directions. The implication is, that the sword was used in the past to defeat the Soul King. The ritual it was most likely used for was the one that transformed the Soul King into a lynchpin and trapped him inside the crystal prison. The god sword was most likely responsible for all his limbs being sentient and possibly even Yhwach existing.

>but that we were luckly fighting against from the start and had no idea.

Lille mentioned countless times how he became a god. Also the sword would have been useful against every fight in Wahrwelt with the exception of Haschwalth and Askin.

>It's also the only thing we have capable of stopping him.

That doesn't make it automatically an asspull.

butthurt cuckrollofag

LITERALLY brought in from real life

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ise_Grand_Shrine

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yata_no_Kagami

What was, Ivankov?

Still an asspull.
>our enemy is an invincible divine chicken
>ain't it nice that my lieutenant has a sword for killing divine creatures

Yes, he couldn't gather more chakra other than the god levels of chakra he already had. All the rods does is it prevents you from using your body the way you'd want. The rods are not some seal thing they're linked to Madara's will.

Get your head out of your ass, because OBVIOUSLY, real life IS MORE YOUR bag.

Stop using terms you obviously dont know

Everything in JJBA and Fate/stay night

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I don't think you have a grasp on foreshadowing.

None of this was even hinted at in any of the 600 some chapters leading to that fight.

Say what you want, but the fight against the Minotaur was great.

Then what does asspull mean, in your oh so superior opinion?

The last five minutes of every ChaCha episode. Literally, she's about to die, but then that stupid amulet starts sparkling and a good joke gets replaced with an asspull.

>The sword would have worked on all of them.

Then that's even worse.

>Hey guys, I have access to a weapon that can defeat the greatest threat that Soul Society ever faced, but I'm not going to use it because....

Even if we assume that the only enemy they had 100% certainty it would work on is divine chiken (which I still think is retarded) because of all of his yelling, it's still.

>Oh a divine being that we have no hope of winning against
>At least not without this weapon that serves only to fight them and I happened to have all along

It's still an asspull.

None of the gears are asspulls though

titanium ribs

People will defend this
ShitxShit used to be better than this, what happend ?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PLANET? I literally JUST finished the 13th episode and I immediately see your post.

This happens all the fucking time. Finish a series, look to your left, suddenly it's all over the fucking place. I want off the ride.

I want off!

>reading a series about death gods, complains when there are weapons that can affect these gods
>this guy

ayy lmao

Now this is shitposting