Sup Forums confessions thread

Sup Forums confessions thread

I always lie in confession threads for (You)s.

One time I told my gf that I farted but I actually shit myself.

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My waifu is American.

don't we all?

Clannad after story is my favorite anime, but I think The end of evangelion is the best thing that will ever come out of anime.

I waifu Koma-chan

Both of those are shit desu

I'm straight

I'm a normie that came here to laugh at you

I hope to one day have sex with a real girl

Redline is overrated.

It's overrated.

I'll confess.

I'm a little worried about how much I'm going to be off from Sup Forums's 700M GET.

I've been posting a lot on Sup Forums because it's an easy way to get (You)'s. I find that my Canadian flag in combination with an anime pic gets me the attention I didn't have as a child.

I came to this site to think that I would become cool and edgy here.

Sup Forums is so easy to bait.
I made a thread earlier today about Pascal's Wager and it hit the bump limit.

I usually go into threads I don't like and talk about how much I love SAO, Re:Zero, OPM or whatever else stupid shit.

I came here to make fun of people. a year later, Now I'm one of you

That one triggered me because people don't know about the Second Vatican Council and Nostra Aetate.

Sup Forums is made up of teenagers. No shit it's easy.

The other day I had a job and instead of downloading episodes like I do at home I started to stream on my phone. It worked just fine.

>a fucking leaf

I watched all of Kissxsis

I've been using vlc since 2011

I don't watch anime anymore I mostly read light/visual novels

I'm not translating any for anyone

I'm trying to mix anime tropes into my western fantasy book as well as I can, but it's hard. I'm trying, really trying. But the road is long, and the line between good fiction and fan-fic tier chuuni trash is thin

this place has turned into the reddit I left in 2010

I am watching and kinda enjoying Qualidea Code.

I hardly even watch anime. Now I only try to watch anime adaptations of manga I like, and then give up half way through because they kinda suck.

I have seen about 100 anime (that's not counting sequels, specials, ovas and spinoffs. About 70% of the shows I watched were english dubbed. It's not that I cant read, it's just a preference, i like dubs and enjoy them more than Japanese versions. My favorite anime is Neon genesis evangelion, I have watched it 6 times actually understand it and consider it a masterpiece (ps. I don't like End of Evangelion that much, I love the shows ending). Rei Ayanami is mai waifu. I like manly retro shows (like fist of the north star, Logh, captain harlock, space cobra, berserk etc,) more than your average LN & VN adaptation, moe & sol, ecchi & harems (I despise those). I'm also a half-faggot, meaning that I'm into cute little traps as much as lolis (Thanks anime!). Also anime inspires my creative side of writing, making short films and drawing manga (thanks anime!). So this is me in a nutshell.

Also, i stream all of my anime from kissanime.to or download it from kissanime and watch it on my phone.

Instead of ignoring a thread I don't like, I bump it and participate in the shitposting to get more people to report it.

I stream all my anime. I used to torrent all my anime but that became too much of a hassle. KissAnime is just so much more convenient.

How exactly is 123456789 not on there?

Condolences

I don't mind tripfags posting on Sup Forums.

Streaming is fine if you don't have a computer available. Especially for seasonal HS cancer rips

I have stopped investing all of my autism-energy into bumping discussion threads pertaining to my personal AotS which are not as popular among Sup Forumsnons as I wish they were.

I prefer dubs

Hire a whore.

I intentionally say retarded things because I'm lonely and having Sup Forumsnons gang up and verbally shit on me is the only kind of human interaction I get nowadays.

I can only fap to hentai, real life porn is disgusting.

>Sup Forums's 700M GET.
I've been here too long.

I can still fap to 3D as long as I self-insert as the girl

same. real life genitalia is kinda gross to look at.

No you haven't.

that doesn't count user
you need to trick a girl in to doing it without any actual exchange of currency taking place or else you are still a virgin
it's the rules

I think enjoyable story = good writing.
Stop saying something like "I enjoy it, but the writing is bad."

I don't. My autism won't let me.

If it doesn't count then call the whore. You need practice before the real thing.

I haven't seen Eva, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist (either of them) or K-on

I starte watching anime in high school when I found out the girl I was courting already had a boyfriend and she never told me about it so I wouldn't get my hopes up. That was the time when I thought 3D women are trash.

I want a Warcraft anime done by Sunrise who's main character is a tomboy paladin squire who goes on an adventure through Hillsbrad and into the Plaguelands, teaming up with a band of unlikely heroes from the Horde and Alliance.

Koufuku Graffiti was not terrible. It was actually okay.

Watch them eventually. Skip K-On though. Literally the only thing it has going for it is moe~, and unless you pump moe~ directly into your veins, it gets old after a couple episodes.
That's an opinion, and I disagree. There's nothing wrong with liking things you know are bad. Quit trying to justify your tastes.

I liked the first 2 Digimon movies.

What about tricking the whore and not paying her for sex?

Nobody thought it was terrible except for anti-Shaft shitters. Despite being pretty bland it was one of the most popular shows of that season

>It was actually okay.

I thought it was more than okay, but I'll let your opinion slide, just this once.

Yeah, I know I need to watch them at some point, but I just haven't got around to them yet.

Sup Forums is good place to start hating anime, or to find out why nonbelievers hate anime.

i have never watched a whole anime with over 100 episodes

What if you fuck a whore but then just kill her afterwards?

Eww, whores are like the most disgusting things out there.

Have never watched Code Gayass, TTGL, Evangelion, Haruhi or that new FMA, and I barely got 4 episodes into the original FMA

I have never read any of the popular VNs on here

Never read or watched Berserk except for the fucking English dub outtakes because some cunt linked me the MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKEEERRR bit

I unironically hate Black Lagoon.

I kinda liked the kyoani vs [insert studio] war threads when they were just lighthearted banter between anime fans to also talk about news regarding the industry, but now that they've been hijacked by unfunny autists who take the studio wars seriously and really think that the numbers they throw around are impressive, they've sucked out all the fun out of it.

>this place has turned into the reddit I left in 2010

This is the only thing worth echoing, specially for re:zero and subaru apologists who wouldn't admit they're from reddit/MAL.

Just save Cowboy Bebop for last. In my opinion it's the best of those three so it'll be a good palette cleanser

>no Sup Forums repeating 7's

Good writing means the anime do its job, which is make viewers like it. Therefore, I like it = It has good writing.

I shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

It helps that kyoanifags are easy as fuck to bait.

I only come here because I want to socialize with pedophiles

>group of people I don't like on Sup Forums is secretly from website I don't like
This argument never really made any sense to me. Did they all leave reddit/gaia/MAL/SA/Twitter/Facebook/etc. in a mass exodus just to post here?

I don't think a lot of the people who want to participate in structured discussion like that found on other sites would see the appeal in shitposting on Sup Forums.

You could like an anime for the art style, the music, the setting, the mood, the """aesthetic""", etc. It can still have a poorly executed story.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Anime is not purely a story-based medium. If you were complaining that a novel was written poorly, then sure. But anime has a thousand other dimensions that can get the audience invested even if the plot is weakly held together or the characters are poorly thought out.

Sup Forums sucks ass

Shame the show is so shit. The girls are actually pretty cute.
Yang a fucking best.

>Did they all leave reddit/gaia/MAL/SA/Twitter/Facebook/etc. in a mass exodus just to post here?
Yes, because they feel the need to proclaim to everyone that their show is the best cartoon ever since FLCL.

I watched and loved both seasons of A Certain Scientific Railgun before I found out that A Certain Magical Index even existed. To this day I still haven't watched a single episode of Index.

I haven't followed a currently airing show from beginning to end since the start of 2016. I just watch webm clips and hang out in threads now and then.

Most Re:Zero threads are created by and full of people complaining about the show and characters. I won't try to disturb your delusions though.

I haven't finished a series in the last 2 years.
For some reason during a season around episodes 10-11 I stop watching the show and instead browse the threads and pick up something else from my backlog. The shows in my backlog are never completed either because by the time I get near the end of one I start another or a new season has started and the cycle begins anew.

>We have REAL intellectual discussion
>Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid
You sound like a newfag pretending to be an oldfag....poorly. You do pull off the whole faggot thing really well though

I've never seen NGE and I don't plan to.

I claim to love mecha anime but still haven't gotten around to watching any Mazinger or Getter Robo

>there are people on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW who can't recognize that as bait copypasta

You don't have to.

I download all my anime from kissanime because it is faster than torrenting them and converting them to mp4 which I need to watch it on my TV and the files are smaller than deadfishes/bakefishes.

newfaggots, the pyramid is the most significant work of KoG, not just a random best gets ranking