tbqh thats the thing like i said im 18 and fucked like 1 middle class slag in sixth form but thats about the extent of my love life. Shes like a European catholic or something who makes hitchens look like a fucking degenerate. She said she fucking hates drugs and looked at me like i was satan when i took the piss saying i did coke. she laughed it off tho just seemed very strange
Chase Long
Bloody Brit/pol/
This bloody place's a bloody shithole No bloody discussion, just bloody trolls, On lonely minds it takes a tole In bloody Brit/pol/.
The bloody threads are bloody bad, Bloody mairposter's bloody mad, It makes the brightest bloody sad, In bloody Brit/pol/.
Bloody anime, and bloody peados, With thought the bloody anonymongs do dispose, The bloody mods should bring this place to a bloody close, In bloody Brit/pol/.
Everything's so bloody depressing, The bloody moderation policy leaves us guessing, The tolerance of anime needs reassessing In bloody Brit/pol/.
I was thinking about him the other day while watching some anti-gay Ugandan preacher and remembered that if he came to Uganda it would be life in jail/death.
Kayden Jenkins
...
Chase Smith
>anglo
None of you are white, nay, not even one.
Lucas Sullivan
Disgusting CP.
Adrian Morales
honestly gonna kill myself lads, i was thinking of a fent OD or bullet to the temple just dont wanna wake up as a veggie
Gabriel Jones
It's empowering breastfeeding, how dare you!
William Collins
Prove it
Chase Lopez
...
Joseph Jones
>t.
Levi Reed
>breastfeeding >pizza He doesn't like strong womyn who don't need no man
Liam Bell
literally pic related
Grayson Anderson
literally paedophilia
Lucas Rogers
kek, never thought about it like that
Angel Davis
...
Andrew Rogers
My dog is German My coffee is Colombian My IT is Indian My car is Romanian My food is Italian My TV is Japanese My wife is Polish My wife's son is mixed race My diamonds are South African My licorice is Australian My computer is Chinese My wine is French And I am Australian
Why can't Anglos just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?
Nathan Lee
No you’re not.
Smelly paki.
Christopher Jenkins
If it was his room why did he knock?
Juan Diaz
You're forgetting that your wife's son is Nigerian.
Colton Kelly
he actually put it in
Eli Davis
Because he knocked the door. Why would he knock the door to his own room?
Because he had his cock hanging out? Because he was black?
Kayden Cruz
Oh, shit. Haha.
Grayson Adams
C-cousin?
William King
...
Lincoln Clark
Imagine how much you pollute, think of your carbon footprint. Getting your coffee from Colombia like some kind of imperialist. Do you only eat Italian, why? And a Chinese computer? have you heard about the labor camps they have there, the laogai's.. Shame on you!
Angel Hernandez
Did something funny fellas. Went to a Neil Diamond concert (never seen him before) and they had a big board showing tweets from people. Got my tweet put up in front of thousands of people but couldn't get a picture in focus.
>#TweetCaroline so excited to see Neil Diamond I hope he sings about his hatred of Israel
Sebastian Robinson
3
Alexander Bailey
You people always say that blacks are low IQ and stuff.
I got to a pretty mixed school here in Milton Keynes. The composition is like 30% white, 40% black, and 30% Asian (Paki/Bengali/Indian).
In my physics class, maths class and computer science class, there's only a few white people, and the other whites aren't even at the top. I'm mixed from South Africa, and the whites in my class barely achieve Bs/Cs.
Why do you lie, Sup Forums?
Anthony Scott
My dog is German My coffee is Colombian My IT is Indian My car is Romanian My food is Italian My TV is Japanese My wife is Polish My wife's son is mixed race My diamonds are South African My licorice is Australian My computer is Chinese My wine is French And I am Australian
Why can't Catholics just accept that Anglicanism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?
Benjamin Ramirez
>Fish >2 Drown
Elijah Taylor
My anecdotal evidence conflicts with yours.
Leo Campbell
Hello I am a South Asian ethnic minority born in Britain. How can I get a job in politics? Just work my way up the local party and council and shit? I've been a member of the local conservative club since i turned 18 and i'm 24 now. I have a shitty 2:2 engineering degree from a top 10 uni but ended up working a dumb office job but earn good money but i have had enough.
I don't have any political views or opinions of my own and just want more money to get a house with a bigger garden and a better computer so i can continue making my skyrim modding videos.
Alexander Sanders
police station
Michael Murphy
1
Jordan White
Love you pubey don't go
Lucas Barnes
nope
Mason Phillips
>brits cant into math
Ian Gomez
Wait. How do they "swim away" out the tank?
Adrian Cox
6
Blake Ramirez
7, because the fish are trapped in the tank (cannot swim out) and they cannot drown because they're fucking fish.
Ayden Foster
Fucking great
Joseph Smith
Its 7 ya doomb coont
Leo Ward
Bingo
Jeremiah Cooper
Mentalist.
Josiah Campbell
literally 10 Brit/pol/ is stupid.
Brody Thomas
Surely it's 10. If they can't swim out, even if they die, they're still in the tank.
Hudson Hernandez
just kidding it is literally 10, all the fish are still in the tank dead or alive,
anyways
Samuel Brown
>Just work my way up the local party and council and shit? Not everyone can be like me, you have to hit the street and get canvassing goy
Matthew Bell
What is actually up with that? I keep getting emails from the police, RAF and another military thingy for jobs.
Is it just because I'm poo skin? Scared it might be a trap because I used to shit post a lot about the Iranian Revolutionary Mong Corps and they might be trying to sabotage me.
Samuel Hall
>cannot drown Some fish drown unless they keep water moving over their gills. There's one lazy shark at the deep in Hull that just lies over the air vent, so it doesn't have to swim...
Benjamin Foster
Silence
Evan Thompson
>this backtracking Anyway, it's "silence".
Joshua Fisher
Pakis.
Mental Pakis.
Andrew James
Old as the hills, silence
Eli Thompson
>Joining cuck party as ethnic minority If you'd joined Labour you'd probably be in the shadow cabinet by now
Jace Nelson
yep
Its literally 10 mate
Adrian Hill
WN
Jaxon Butler
>the riddle in the pic. Silence.
Grayson Stewart
I assumed the question meant fish that were still alive.
Luke Hughes
What do you mean? You worked your way up a political party? Surely I'd be useful as an ethnic minority mouthpiece whose views are completely malleable to the desires of CCHQ right?
Did you join the Tories or some meme party like UKIP? My girlfriend's dad is a Lib Dem councillor so I was hoping some nepotism could help me as well.
Ian Jenkins
If Jacquelines daughter is my daughter's mother, what am I to Jacqueline?
Brandon Phillips
I was technically right though too
David Lewis
A fucking faggot
Jayden Sanchez
Husband.
Zachary Jones
ill spark you and give your mother a cleveland steamer at the boatyard you fat cunt
Sun cream his back but not the writing and hand so it's the red hand of ulster
Jack Price
I'm still technically right though
Zachary Bell
10 if you don't remove the 3 dead ones.
Jack Powell
Or you are Jacqueline
Logan Reed
Shit, no, child.
Kayden Campbell
>Surely I'd be useful as an ethnic minority mouthpiece whose views are completely malleable to the desires of CCHQ right? Hey that's how I got my job, but in the Lib Dems. I'm telling you now, the Conservative Party is not worth the shit you will go through, the menial work you will do, the abuse from highers up, and the accusations of racism from people you interact with. (((CCHQ))) does not promote internally, so if you want to work for them you have to get experience from elsewhere.
Jonathan Butler
If pubes mother took 4 scatshots into her mouth but only one into the vag, what does that make her?
Zachary Sullivan
Nothing, you're dead to her now.
Mason Perry
I thought you were making a joke that he knocked up his daughter too but it just turns out that you're only retarded.
Nicholas Green
Jacqueline's daughter
Owen Reed
My toilet.
Aaron Price
An immigrant to glasgow
Isaiah Walker
Why do you hate me.
Leo Butler
>tripfag insulting me Aren't you the suicidal incel one (implying all tripfags aren't suicidal incels)?
Oliver Jenkins
you're a pr*testant
Caleb Reyes
If anonymongs cannot stop talking about me, what does that make them?
>O B S E S S E D
No need to ask really, I'm smart enough to answer my own questions unlike your kind.
