Good morning Sup Forums, I hope you guys have a wonderful day today! Except Catholics, fuck you queers

Good morning Sup Forums, I hope you guys have a wonderful day today! Except Catholics, fuck you queers

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>implying making faggy christians schism isn't in God's plan
fuck everyone.

hahaha luther lol what a scrupulous man lol gtfo

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>Good morning Sup Forums, I hope you guys have a wonderful day today! Except Catholics, fuck you queers

THIS

catholicism is for fiesta niggers

Fuck you Protestants. The world isn't 6,000 years old

Luther 4 life

Fuck cathocucks

Catholics are the last bastion of Europe since Protestants were so happy to let in the Muslims

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HOLY SHIT THE SPANISH INQUISITION IS HERE.

Lutheran's literally made Christianity great again. Also Germanic.

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I agree, one of my biggest regrets is to have been in (((Protestant))) capitalist jew and nigger lover pigs.

But the catholic church need to clean herself, and i'm gonna join you....

It's funny how both sides worship a false prophet

>The world isn't 6,000 years old

bible says otherwise no matter how many mental gyms you do in order to cuck to gaytheists

>Catholics are the last bastion of Europe since Protestants were so happy to let in the Muslims

europrots are cucks but ameriprots are based niggas who take 0 shits from muslims. Pope also activly invites muslims to europe.

>Lutheran's literally made Christianity great again. Also Germanic.

this! Germanic europe >>> Romanic

>Deus Vult flag
>Porn
Choose one, blasphemer

Reminder Luther was right, also the ELCA may as well be heretics

Lmao this was literally me, Bernie in primary Trump in General. It's been a wild ride.

>Taking the entire book literally

>dividing the church

Follow the bible, not a church denomination. Where in the bible does it say to worship angels and the virgin mary, and where does it say to wear rosary beads and making idols of Christ (which he specifically says not to do) and to not worship God as the pagans do.
Catholcism is paganism, they arent christians.

If I wasn't an Agnostic Discordianism Atheist I would be a devout Lutheran.

don't participate in D&C threads, folks

Sup Forums Catholics and Sup Forums Protestants are not the problem with this world but the cure.

protestants dont have souls

MFW Ulster Scot Presbyterian

One pope might invite them in while another will not.

It all depends who is in charge at the time, unfortunately right now we have a guy who only cares about photo ops

Ask your catholic leaders about dividing the church. They were the ones that excommunicated Martin Luther in the first place.

Jesus said that the Church cannot be corrupted. It is literally the only argument we need to disprove Protestantism.

Im not a catholic, reread my post

>ELCA may as well be heretics

who dat

>>Taking the entire book literally

even if you take Genesis as an analogy it still doesnt fit into evolutionary theory no matter how hard you tried. One should be intellectually honest and not try to squeeze theolgoy into zeitgeist.

Martin Luther was a freemason/roscrucian and probably a crypto jew acting as controlled opposition

You have no tradition you protestant. The catholic church is the first and true church of Christianity. Go to mass, you will never go back to a protestant service.

>we'll keep praying for you

Praying to Mary doesn't work sorry to break it to you.

>The catholic church is the first and true church of Christianity.

literarlly not even the oldest this is such a MUH argument. Coptic orthodox predates it as to some others.

SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN BEGONE

what about us jews, martin?

Christs church is a spiritual church of true believers, not the pagan temple of snakes that is the vatican

Yeah I always shout at Catholics, that they are pedo enablers when I drive by their hostel.

>bible says otherwise no matter how many mental gyms you do in order to cuck to gaytheists

Sounds like you don't even know your own religion. Or understand actual allegory.

>>Catholics are the last bastion of Europe since Protestants were so happy to let in the Muslims

europrots are cucks but ameriprots are based niggas who take 0 shits from muslims. Pope also activly invites muslims to europe

This Pope is a fraud and most activily despise him. Including 200 who went after him for heresy.

>>Lutheran's literally made Christianity great again. Also Germanic.

this! Germanic europe >>> Romanic

Forgets that Bavaria and Austria are Catholic. And that Poland is the last bastion after the Protestants (Merkel is Protestant) let in the Muslim hordes.

Mormonism (High birthrates. Strictly white requirement to get into heaven. Allows you to have multiple wives) > Eastern Orthodox (Great culture. Very ethnocentric.) > Protestantism (Biggest source of faggot hatred in the US. Very god fearing but unfortunately very weak.) > Literal shit > Jehovah's Witnesses (Anti-science. Can't get blood transfusion or celebrate your birthday.) > Pozzed AIDS shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Catholicism (Follow the pope in whatever he does even if it involves kissing Muzzie's feet. Can't even follow their own holy book. Vatican has connections to Italian mafia and even publishers that print the Satanic bible. Literal blasphemy.)

St. Peter was the first Pope, appointed by Jesus. How can there even be any Church before that?

Go read "When the Church was Young" you unlearned heretic.

Nobody follows the Pope. There can be disagreements and outright fights against a Pope. Fuck off faggot

>dodging the argument
Where does it say to worship mary and angels and make idols of christ in the bible?
"Do not worship the LORD your God in the way these pagan peoples worship their gods."

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him."

Catholics are pagans.

Where does it say to worship angels and mary?

I read the bible, not "when the church was young"

Nice

You don't even know what Catholicism is yet you're bitching about it. Nobody worships Mary or Angels or Saints.

They are considered in prayer, but only as representations of good humans.

Do some research faggot

Right, Catholics have some ridiculous story about how Mary carries big baskets of prayers to God or some shit.

>europrots are cucks, ameirprots are based """""niggas""""
Learn to write as a civilized human being, amerifat, this is not american board.
You are the one who is 56%, not the europans.

Post the church you are supposed to attend fags.

>St. Peter was the first Pope, appointed by Jesus. How can there even be any Church before that?

orthodox claim the same thing, just dont argue that Peter was claimed into Pope (book of Acts in no way puts Peter as primary figure)

>Sounds like you don't even know your own religion. Or understand actual allegory.

Ive read the Bible a few times and am well educated in basic theology. Evolution DOES NOT fit into Genesis 1, stop the mental gyms, stop cucking to humanist, stop theological liberalism!

Christ founded the Church and named St. Peter to be Pope, and St. Peter lead the Church. Your arguments are false, there has always been a physical Church.

So when you do hail marys, and have deacons forgive your sins instead of Jesus, and go to church where your catholic priest prays for an hour in a language no one understands to make himself seem holy.
And kiss idols of the cross and wield them in church

Catholics don't argue with Orthodox (at least in many aspects). We were once the same church.

>Ive read the Bible a few times and am well educated in basic theology. Evolution DOES NOT fit into Genesis 1, stop the mental gyms, stop cucking to humanist, stop theological liberalism!

Then read it again and research more. It's common knowledge among early Christian scholars that Genesis was an allegory.

Literalism wasn't even a thing until the 19th century when Protestants went nutso. You're the theological liberal fucker

What about the church of the wilderness and the boreans?Your arguments are false, just like your church

You cant even give a simple answer to a very simple question which you have dodged twice already.
Ill say it again.
Where does it say to pray to mary and the angels

>doubting the bible
evolution is bullshit
come on
C O M E O N

Jesus gave the Church the holy ability to do so. It's clearly written.

Also how about you attend mass before talking shit. Latin masses are only an occasional thing.

Crosses are not idols, they are symbols.

>believing in heresy
kys

Catholics don't really hate orthodoxes.

Damn there is even a mix of orthodox/catholic faith. Greek orthodox, basicly byzantine rite church with pope as leader.

Protestants are nothing but heretics though.

Yo, whazzup m8?

I still blame you for not knowing Latin. But whatever you had a good sense of humor at least.

Don’t bother, brother. These fags are not interested in the Truth.

They aren't praying to Mary as in worship. It's more like, praying with Mary. Like praying with family or a mother.

She is not a deity, she's simply the person many Catholics like to pray with sometimes.

>It's common knowledge among early Christian scholars that Genesis was an allegory.

Allegory to what exactly?

That positoin coincides with evolution becoming a postmodern paradigm - how convinient!

You are a theological cuck! I dont give 2 shits what Dawkins says.

>Catholics don't really hate orthodoxes. We were once the same church.

I can tell you otherwise we warred them

That's fine since we don't pray to Mary anymore than we pray to someone if we ask them to pray for us.

>a metal image of christ is not an idol
But it literally is..... "Symbol" lol why the mental gymnastics you total retard? Its idol worship.

>deacons have the power to forguve sins
Show me in the bible where it says that
>inb4 every deacon is on equal footing with the DIDSCIPLES of Christ who were PERSONALLY given the honor of doing that in the name of God

>latin masses are only occassional
So you occassionaly make pagan prayers? Ok.....

Aw fuck me. I meant Greek Catholic.

Very true. I shouldn't waste more time with this.

Dues vult brother.

Praying literally means ‘to ask’. People are associating praying with worshipping, which is wrong.

God forbids talking to dead people, just like he forbids praying to graven images.

It says so in the bible

I know, but these dumb shits don't get it, so you gotta use their language.

>a metal image of christ is not an idol

it doesnt have to be technically speaking. This is not Islam where it is strickly forbidden to make images. praxing to them, kissing them is another thing.

It's not mental gymnastics. I assure you to do research yourself.

>Show me in the bible where it says that

When Jesus gave St. Paul permission to found the Church.

>>latin masses are only occassional
> So you occassionaly make pagan prayers? Ok.....

Latin isn't pagan you retard

"You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them."

>dodging every argument
Can you not read? Why am i talkking to an idolator who worships human beings

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>"You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above

That makes nonworhispping images of Jesus legal since he walked the Earth.

beginningcatholic.com/prayers-to-virgin-mary

>from the Church’s beginnings, prayers to Virgin Mary have held a place of honor for Catholics. Here are some of the most fundamental and majestic.

lordcalls.com/prayers-to-mother-mary
You should probably study your own supposed religion

>mental gymnastics
"Thou shalt not make any graven image"

Catholcism is a merger between pagan Europeans and true christianity.

>protestants don't have souls
outed yourself as a bad christian there
more like
>the protestant church has no soul
To which I will agree, no flavor, no class, no ritual
>Catholic church has soul
Also true... it's soul is the pit of corruption and theft, but at least it has soul

>Thou shalt not make any graven image"

...or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above.

Where are the mental gyms? An illustrated Bible is an idol by your definition.

>wears a fish dagon hat
>carries around a broken cross staff with other pagan symbols on it
>has others call him Holy Father
>is considered infallible no matter what he says or does
>is a Jesuit (wears the black under his white robes as well)
>wears a cross necklace with pagan symbols on it
>is on a crusade to join all religions together, like revelations says
>the Vatican has murdered countless Christians in the past
>every reformer identified the pope as the antichrist back in the past
This is just the tip of the iceberg.

>merger between paganism and true christianity

when did the so called merger happen and what are the effects of such a merger? the church has always condemned paganism and idolatry and had the same beliefs and practices before and after Constantine.

>be pagan catholic
>worship angels, humans, god, and saints
>makes tons of idols and has dozens of images of christ throughout their house which they kiss and pray to
>believes their sins can be forgiven by somwe random dude with a bible degree from community college
Yah you arent christians

>An illustrated Bible is an idol by your definition.
and by The Word

>the church has always condemned paganism and idolatry and had the same beliefs and practices before and after Constantine.
The Vatican is a huge sun worshiping temple. It has the biggest sundial in the world and the needle is straight out of Egypt. I don't what you believe or think, this is truth.

>by your definition
Its the word of God, not me, youre arguing against scripture you pagan heathen

>>An illustrated Bible is an idol by your definition.
>and by The Word

Im not saying that isnt the case, but so many protestants are also guilty of idolworship if your judgements is correct.

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North Korea, Syria, Iran not the Threat

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would solomons temple be consider idolatry?

Also reminder that the Vatican removed the 2nd commandment.

We dont worship idols or pray to them so no, actually we dont. And anything can be made into an idol and be worshipped, like money, clothes etc...

Christianity is not without problems. They occur when you lose your way.

Did they worship it? No? So why would it be considered idolatry? Why the mental gymnastics to justify your pagan worship?

Yeah, and the reformers lost their way because of the Vatican's Jesuit military.

I struggle with temptation. addiction to cigarettes, food. pornography a recent memory

because you claimed that making images was the practice of graven images.

>We dont worship idols or pray to them so no, actually we dont.

tell that to him All Im saying is that an image of Jesus cannot possibly be considered an idol until it becomes an object of worship.

>All Im saying is that an image of Jesus cannot possibly be considered an idol
like a cross?

The right to bare arms?

Remember that part in the bible when God tells his people to create sun idols and put a piece of food in there as a symbol of Lucifer defeating Christ over and over every time they do it? That was the best part.

The Holy Spirit is associated with the Dove. Doves are some of the most skiddish creatures on earth, and any lust or thought or action of sin you have is enough to scare it away.
You have to turn completely from temptation, you can do this by reading the bible multiple times a day and praying multiple times a day. Pray in tongues.
When you have a bad thought, turn to the Lord immediately. I whipped myself with my belt as hard as i could whenever i had a lusrful thought. This helped me to overcome my porn addiction, and stropped masturbating.