How do I stop my loli from being a neet?

How do I stop my loli from being a neet?

take the chains off of her.

fuck her out in the open instead of in her room

Stop being an incompetent caretaker

>wanting your loli to go out in the world
Why would you ever?

Make her work.

This my loli would be locked in the basement 24/7 so that no boy could steal her away.

Fuck her brains out.

Put her on a leash and walk her daily like a dog.

Start paying her.

Why would you do that?
That way she stays home and sucks your dick when you come after work.

Why would you want her to go away?

Get her to get into Pokemon Go and get her out and about in the wider world.

But in all seriousness, why would you want to do something so horrible?

Put her through school and watch her grow up as you have to painfully but lovingly let her go.

Why would you? If she stays as a neet forever she'll be safe from other men, and you'll have her onahole services for yourself all day.

Whats the big deal if she is a neet?

It's part of the deal. You give her economic sustent and she gives you access to all her holes.

Take her back to Lolico and get a new one.

Jam it in the pooper.

It's filthy in there.

Let her out of the basement.

Make sure to take your loli on walks!

I want my loli to be forever neet.

what are you, the butt expert?

Kinda. Little girls don't clean up very well in there.

Get her to enlist

Did this and my loli came back with PTSD. Bastards used her own shimapan as cloth for waterboarding.

>letting his loli wear shimapan
your loli was a slut

>implying pure whites isnt a loli's way of signalling that she wants to get raped by a pack of balding fat old men

Is that Hanako Omuro?

I like your style user, I want to be your loli.

>All these anons mistreating their lolis
I am disappoint, anons.

>Eight (8)

PTSD builds character.

email your loli certificate to [email protected]

>That feel when you want your onii-chan to kiss you and he just pats your head.

I wish I had an onii-chan

Would you kiss your loli?

Help me Sup Forums. I want to be the little girl

Pick Your Loli

Loli Slut
Pro: Loves fucking, will try any kinky shit you want
Neutral: Wants to fuck every time you are with her. Does not matter where you are or what you are doing.
Con: May not remain faithful, will try to get you to let other guys join in.

Loli housewife
Pro: Will cook, clean and other household tasks.
Neutral: Likes gentle, vanilla love making only.
Con: Loves shopping and doesn't work.

Pure Loli
Pro: Loves spending time with you
Neutral: Loves Headpats, cuddles and hand holding.
Con: Will not do anything lewd.

Sadist Loli
Pro: Into lolidom
Neu: Dislikes being treated like a child.
Con: Reacts poorly to criticism.

Tomboy loli
Pro: Lots of stamina
Neutral: Will expect you to keep up with her, spend time exercising.
Con: Is a sore loser and a sore winner

Office loli
Pro: Has a high paying job and good career prospects.
Neutral: Expects you to manage the household rather than have your own career.
Con: Is ALWAYS thinking about work.

Futa loli
Pro: Always up for sex.
Neutral: She has a bigger dick than you.
Con: She expects you to clean up after sex.

Yandere loli
Pros: Will do absolutely anything for you.
Neutral: Prone to psychotic episodes
Cons: You cannot pay any attention at all to any other loli.

Ojousama loli
Pros: She's loaded
Neutral: you're expected to comport yourself with the dignity due her family's station
Con: completely self centered

Deadpan loli
Pro: Is always obedient
Neutral: Never shows emotion, always speaks in monotone.
Con: Will never show you affection.

Tsundere loli
Pro: Great makeup sex
Neutral: Will Openly berate you when she disagrees.
Con: Has random mood swings.

Shy loli
Pro: Loves you more than anything
Neutral: Will dislike spending time with other people
Con: Has trouble expressing herself.

I think he wants to be himself as a little girl, not be personality changed into one of your listed sluts.

Get her a girlfriend to go on dates with.

Can I also get 2 lesbian lolis as daugtherus?

You only get one loli.

I would be happy with any of them.

Shy loli obviously. I mean, what's cuter than a loli that only loves and feels comfortable only around you?

yandere loli seems risky

Send her to work as a teacher.

Are housewives considered NEETs? If not I'd impregnate her and make her a stay at home mother.

Loli housewife. Or Deadpan.

Sadist, always sadist.

Pure loli and shy loli are the only right choices.

I want to take advantage of a confused loli who used to be an adult before she took some shady drugs, and re-raise her to be my wife.

Turn her into a mother.

Basic education is compulsory is most countries, so she should go to school.

How do you get your lolis to sleep peacefully. Mine has nightmares and insists she can sleep next to me. Im fine with it but she should learn to sleep on her own. Also I took mine from the streets since some fucker abandoned her and I couldnt just let her sit in the rain like that.

You need to make her feel your house is a safe space. She is used to being in danger and needs something to let her know she is safe now.

>loli comes back home after 2 years
>shes edgy

rip

Lolis are for warm cuddling, soft headpats, snuggling, smiles, and hugging!

Give her those and she'll excel in life.

Pure loli for daughteru. Shy loli for wife.

I try and she echos that. But it's like it doesnt reach her heart. She probably feels bad for that too.

HERETIC! The holy loli was made to be indoor. Exposing your loli to the dangerous outside world full of octopusses with phallic tentacles and german refugees is dangerous and a terrific anti-christian.
DEUS VÜLT! ATARAKU MAKE DA!

Reminder that with if you get a Yandere loli, you can tell her to get a job so she will have the pro's of an office loli without any cons

Try staying with her in her bed/room until she falls asleep, then go to your own room. If she gets used to waking up without you, maybe she'll start going to sleep without you.

Sleep in her room with her for a while until she's comfortable with it then try her alone again.

This thread needs more FAITH!

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>allowing a loli to show her pantsu like that
You should teach your loli to always push down the skirt if she sits down.

you can get around shyness with familiarity

That sounds so sad ;_;

Tsumdere loli best choice.

>mood swings
shes a modern tsundere.

Have her help you with chores in exchange for a small allowance. This teaches responsibility.

>not just demanding they do chores as they are part of the family and everyone should do their part

Please help, my loli started doing this and she won't stop. I don't know what to do.

Ask her what's wrong.

At least buy her an ice cream or a candy sometimes. Don't be heartless.

but she already gets that normally. Giving it as reward is stupid.

I love cunny

CUDDLE NOW

What loli is the worst offender? Is it Kokonoe?

Help! I need your help, Sup Forums!

My loli is going through a phase where she thinks she's a dog. I don't know what to do! It all started when I bought her a dog ear headband thing at a festival we went to. Now she won't take them off, and insists she wears a collar. When we leave the house, she forces me to put a leash on her as well! I thought she'd grow tired of it, but she seems to be getting more into it every day. Every morning she jumps on my bed and licks my face and barks until I get up, plus she growls at me if I try to make her eat food she doesn't want.

What do I do, Sup Forums? How do I get her to drop this behavior?

Start actually treating her like a dog. Lock her outside, dump her food in a bowl, etc.

Don't forget that dogs don't wear clothes either.