Shingeki no Kyojin

Peaceful thread.

Love Erwin and Armin. Do not forget about Bert.

Goodnight Sweet Commander Handsome.
You'll always live in our hearts.

Reminder that Reimika is canon! CANON!

Reminder that manlet is hung and has fucked bitches.

Also Armin did drugs once and has also fucked bitches.

Please translate anything about BRA in the guidebook.

Armin a shit Stu that drags down Eren to his level of shit with only his presence

Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry;
I am not there. I did not die.

EMA a shit.

This is a thing.

Eren is shit either way.

You mean Reikuri

Mikasa x Armin!

Repostan from user.
Here's one for Arminfags, Mikasafags, and AM shippers from the new guidebook. This is from a section dedicated to these two.

- Mikasa likes making stupid faces into mirrors. If you want to hear her laugh, peek on her while she's doing it.

- Armin's almost as much a neat freak as Levi, smells the least out of the cast (it mentions that on the flipside, Jean is a complete slob but tries to hide his b.o. by wearing way too much cologne, didn't know to wash his ass crack and junk until connie complained about the smell)

- Mikasa once attempted to emulate Krista, mistakenly believing Eren was into her. She just ended up creeping Eren out and he refused to look at her for 3 weeks.

- Armin wants to lay on top of Mikasa (that's literally what it says word for word, no context at all)

- Before she met Eren and Armin, Mikasa had a dream of becoming a musician, but she gave that up soon after meeting the two. Now she just dreams that she'll make it through the day.

- Mikasa is a sad drunk and will spill her emotions onto anyone.

And a sad one for you soppy Arminfats:

- Armin has intentionally cut himself/self harmed before, but Mikasa found out and begged him to stop. So now, he starves himself. Levi knows he does this and is concerned but doesn't know how to approach him about it, as it's a weird thing for him.

Fake but worth the keks.

Historia looks rather annoyed next to him.

OTP

Reminder Levihan is canon

Why does Isayama hate Mikasa so much?

Q: It's been said before that Armin has ill feelings towards Levi. Is that really true?
A: Yes, and Levi's aware. Armin believes that violence is never a good answer. Despite this, Levi thinks highly of Armin and desires to help him and gain his trust. Armin flinches sometimes when Levi moves all of a sudden. Levi hates that.

Q: So, Jean really has bad hygiene?!
A: Very bad. He truly believes that dousing himself in cologne makes it all better, but they've seen his underwear.

Q: So Levi's not a virgin?
A: Yes. His first time was with a prostitute when he was 12. He's only had sex 3 times in his life. The second and third times were not consensual. Nowadays, he feels sick just thinking about sex.

Q: How many women did Reiner sleep with?
A: Define "women". (T/N: Oh wow.)

Q: What makes Eren's little titan rise?
A: It's not that little!

Q: Okay, so when is he most comfortable?
A: When he's holding Armin or vice versa.

Q: What about Mikasa?
A: He refuses any physical contact she makes.

Q: Then, Mikasa and Armin?
A: Armin is a great cuddler. He uses it as an excuse to put his face near her breasts.

Q: How old is Hanji?
A: 28. Hanji feels much younger.

Reminer that Jean has a smelly ass and mouth.

I thought it was two different pics.

>Define "women"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Q: How many women did Reiner sleep with?
>A: Define "women". (T/N: Oh wow.)
MY SIDES.

Jesus, Annie makes my heart go doki-doki. Also, I want Annie to kill Armin as soon as possible.

>Yes, and Levi's aware. Armin believes that violence is never a good answer. Despite this, Levi thinks highly of Armin and desires to help him and gain his trust. Armin flinches sometimes when Levi moves all of a sudden. Levi hates that.
That's fucking sad. Armin a shit. I hope he starts being real fucking grateful once he finds out manlet saved his fucking life.

More from 2ch, more edgy armin and cuckasa:

- Mikasa's attention is on Eren and Armin but she beat a guy up who was hitting his girlfriend

- Armin is pretty good at singing and drawing, he wants to get lessons from Mikasa who is better

- Eren loves any kind of physical contact with Armin, and making Armin blush is his favorite activity

- Armin has done drugs before, he woke up naked in a soldier's bed with 3 girls wrapped around him. That was the last time he did drugs.

- Mikasa hates wearing shoes. She loves to feel the earth between her toes.

And quite possibly the most surprising (or not) of them all, Armin is confirmed bisexual. To the question of "what traits does armin find attractive?" isayama answered with "he thinks both of his friends are hot".

Bonus another disgusting Jean one:

- Jean's teeth are yellow and he has terribly bad breath that would make titans gag if they got too close

Good job, Jean. Translating Levi and Eren's next.

TOP KEK

>A: Armin is a great cuddler. He uses it as an excuse to put his face near her breasts.

BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT

AM confirmed canon.
RH confirmed canon.
LH confirmed canon.
Jean confirmed a bad boy who needs his junk thoroughly licked and spit on.

>RH confirmed canon.
Apparently Reiner doesn't sleep with women.

Do these threads talk about anything other than ships and fujoshit?

I don't believe any of those things are true

So Levi was raped?

Some highlights of Levi's section:

- He cries, but never in front of the soldiers, and has only cried once in front of Erwin and Hanji

- He's tone deaf

- Underneath his gruff exterior lays a surprisingly fragile man who gets more cracks every time he must be strong. He'll snap one day.

- There are things that he wishes he could say to Erwin, not all pleasant, but not all terrible either

- He wears size 10 shoes

- He's not a virgin

- Hanji would be a fat slob if it wasn't for Levi keeping on Hanji's ass, she loves to eat

- He is a straight man who refuses to drink even one sip of alcohol

And now for Eren's:

- Also tone deaf

- Eren refuses to lay a violent hand on Armin, but has no qualms about doing it to Mikasa

- Levi is Eren's idoru

- Eren's relationship with his father was better than with his mother. He loved his mother but liked his father more because he didn't scream at Eren and hit him.

- He doesn't understand the point of being polite and courteous. He speaks bluntly and says what's on his mind even if it hurts. However, he would never be cruel to someone if they asked for his opinion.

- He tends to forget Mikasa is there, which hurts her feelings

- Eren is an adrenaline junkie deep down and if he lived in our world, he'd be the type to frequently sky dive

- Despite refusing to hit Armin, he did accidentally hit him when the punch was aimed for Jean. He broke Armin's nose.

- His favorite time of day is nighttime because it reminds him of watching the stars as a child.

- He has thoughts of self harm but never has gone through with it. Now that he knows he's a shifter, however, he's more tempted.

Armin is a fucking rapist. Where are all the Arminfags saying that's he good and kind?

She looks like a smug-ass non-basic bitch who knows that she's got her bull next to her to protect her.

Jesus christ. All of this is making me hate Armin even more.

DEEPEST

Rape is cute

They sound fun though.

She looks rather annoyed, hoping he leaves if she ignores him long enough.

>The second and third times were not consensual.
Levi's a rapist confirmed.

Which rational person wouldn't? She sucks.

He didn't say that. He wants to hug Mikasa and listen to her heart bounding.

More like he got raped as a kid.

So when are we getting a source on these. They sound way too good and detailed to be true.

Bullshit. He got his Ackerpowers right before Kenny left him.

>yfw the real thing will be boring as fuck after laughing so much at the fake ones

more like hango raped him

I know user. At least I'm having fun while it lasts.

I'm more interested which au stories are included in the guidebook.

Please write one for BRA.

Isayama-sensei here
Ask me anything you want

IT'S JUST HIS WAY OF SAYING HELLO

Is EA canon?

Kenny raped him then.

hanji will let him know the true meaning of pleasure by giving him her virginity

Why the fuck do you love Armin so much you fucker?

When the fuck are gonna make LM canon?

ITT: Headcanons

>It's not that little!
That's not what we want to know.

Why are EMA so shit?

Please do JSC

There's a lot about EMA, particularly Armin. Here's a few more highlights surrounding Armin:

- Jean punched him on several different occasions for being snarky/sharp tongued. Jean won't apologize, and Armin doesn't expect him to.

- Armin likes wearing small earrings.

- He shaves his body hair, but he doesn't really have much to begin with.

- Armin isn't good at combat, but he could still knock someone out with a well prepared punch. He's never raised his fists to anyone, however.

- He's severely allergic to bees and has seizures if he gets stung.

- Armin was raised in a hippie family

- He used to have a dog named Molly, but the neighborhood bullies drowned her in the river while forcing him to watch (T/N: what the fuck.)

- His first kiss was with Mikasa (T/N: Why does he keep pushing AM?). Nowadays they kiss each other on the cheek.

- He's spied on Mikasa changing clothes before, out of curiosity.

- He has porn mags under his bunk bed. He's not good at keeping quiet. (T/N: brb getting brain bleach)

And that's all for Armin. Now I never want to see his stupid face again. (His section is massive compared to all the other characters....)

For the record, nips could just be trolling us, but I dedicate myself to translating some of this.

>Define "women"
So he goes for trannies, doesn't he. RH could be Reiner/Hanji after all.

Are we going to have to wait until next month's chapter for people to stop posting about Armin?

Is there anything about Hange senpai?

Oh come on, be more subtle so we can laugh and fall for it.

Porn mag thing wouldn't be the first time. I remember him getting nosebleeds from them in the chibi specials.

Where are all these from?

>Armin was raised in a hippie family
what would a hippy-family in that setting even be like?

>For the record, nips could just be trolling us, but I dedicate myself to translating some of this.
They probably are. Some are likely real, but I really, really doubt Isayama would actually talk about sexual things with the characters.

But thank you for translating these anyway. These are funny as hell.

Any other pics?

...

Then the Titanmin shitposting commences when they reveal his sexy form.

why.gif

AM is coming!

This is a good day.

This is really cute

This is the retarded Tumblrina Arminfag posting these by the way. So stop being idiots and believing it.

Anything about Annie?

I actually could see Armin being a sneaky little perv.

I don't. I'm taking the piss.

>retards of /snk/ falling for the Arminfat's headcanons
Wow.

There's exactly 3 facts for Levi that I got from twitter, waiting for more for other characters. Here it is:

- Levi idolizes Erwin and Hanji to some extent. He appreciates how manly Erwin is and how Hanji can have her dream cake and eat it too.

- Levi is very much a protector and desires to rid the world of harm. Because his mother was a prostitute, his first desire is to help prostitutes out of their situation and protect them.

- He's not in good health. There is something very sinister going on in his body, and he's starting to become aware of it. (T/N: I think it's implying he has AIDS.)

I'm just translating what I see. I think some arminfag made up most of those but I have seen the porn one, the spying on mikasa one, the shaving his body hair one, and the dog one mentioned by others.

2ch and twitter.

Not an arminfag, I'm a hanjifag.

Hanji is too good for an ugly Tumblrina like you.

Why did Reiner wait until he got his head blown off to call for Bert to bomb the enemy? If he had called for him earlier Bert would still be alive

Really? Post twitter statuses.

Tumblr is a good website (all my friends have REALLY good taste in characters)
We really hate Armin too 2bh!
I hate this dumb rivalry between Sup Forums and Tumblr, we're so alike but we don't get along for some reason

Stop being a butthurt little bitch EMfag. /snk/ has always discussed fake shit until the real thing comes out.

Yes it is.

Nice b8!

He didn't know about the thunder spears. Before he could call his boyfriend it was already too late.

Plot convenience.

Bert was a cunt. He deserved worse.

Stop posting your headcanons.

Please look for hange info senpai I'm dying

I wonder if they'll ever interact again. Reiner seemed really keen on giving that letter to her.

>Levi has AIDS

They have to be fucking with people, this is unreal.

Soon

Ahh, here's some more from twitter. These are from screenshots of the actual guidebook:

- Erwin is considered the height of sexiness/masculinity in all the walls

- Bertolt got along well with Marco, much to his own dismay

- Yes, Armin's a closet pervert. Mikasa has scolded him on more than one occasion for watching the girls in a sexual manner.

- Eren doesn't get anything about Jean and thinks he's a tryhard. Mikasa tries to ignore Jean because he gives her secondhand embarrassment. (T/N: OOOOOOOOOO)

- Connie and Sasha's relationship is tweedle dum and tweedle dee

- If she lived in our world, Historia would be an actress who hates being one. She'd run away with Ymir and create a punk band.

- Reiner cheers himself up by giving himself pep talks and flexing his pectoral muscles in the mirror

- Ymir bullies people under the idea that it will help them. Sometimes, it does.

- Reiner is Connie's idol. He would mimic every single thing Reiner did. Reiner loved the attention.

- Annie would worry when Hitch came back late, but never expressed this worry outside of vague remarks.

- Eren whines until he gets his way when it comes to Armin and Mikasa. He'll wake Armin up to grab his blanket if it fell off instead of doing it himself.

> These headcanons
Ew, so many people have lost their minds and become mad after chapter 84