BREAKING NEWS

EDGELORD ELECTED CHANCELLOR OF AUSTRIA

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Merkel knows how fucked she is, right?

SIEG HEIL

Fuck off, no one gives a shit about your meaningless fender benders.

H I S T O R Y
R E P E A T S

Kylo was the only decent piece of TFA

>Merkel knows how fucked she is, right?

What makes you think that?

>comparing fictional media to real world events

Please fuck off.

Austria won't take her rapefugees now and the Germans are going to freak. AfD is in the government, Visegrad is growing stronger every day, Spain is falling apart, and she's losing control all over the continent.

>Austria won't take her rapefugees now

Why would Austria take Germany's refugees? Has anyone asked them to take Germany's refugees?

>EDGELORD
Is that another way of saying literal kike?

> Watching anything after (and I guess before technically) Episodes 4-6
> Watching star jews at all
How about you help yourself to an actually decent scifi that doesn't need to stretch itself out over infinite sequels for the sake of shekels

lmao no one here is giving a fuck.
The independentists already shat themselves once they saw that every single company was bailing.
Everyone here is too lazy to do anything of value, it's just a battle of "what ifs".

Too bad though, wars are pretty entertaining.

>Out of all the decent points he's made, you decide to respond by being a literal retard
Maybe it's because your first language is Sand Speak but he's saying Merkel can't force Austria to take ANY refugees, you unbelievable dolt.

The First Order is meant to look like Nazis. >leaf education

>posting movies that are 30+ years old

I actually had to google that one. Looks like a piece of shit.

the guy is a cuckservative

NOICE!!!!!!!!!!!

Also that bad guy from Star wars was terrible. Its almost as if they are competing for gayest villain possible.

The last one still wins in my opinion

>tfw Lynch's Dune was aesthetic as fuck in spite of its flaws, and that horrendous villeneuve leaf fucktard will ruin yet another franchise like he did with his botched 2049 niggering abomination
DAY OF THE FUCKING RAKE
LEAVES MUST BE HUNTED AND TOTALLY EXTERMINATED
SUSTAINED COBALT NUKING RIGHT NOW

Why u mad? First Order looks cool af

>Far right
>Anti-immigration
>Calling edgy and kike
Wtf I love leftist propaganda now
10/10 would buy another telly to sub twice to BASED BBC

His other points were equally inane, aidslord. AfD isn't "in the government", V4 isn't growing stronger, Spain isn't falling apart, and the myth of Merkel controlling the EU is just that -- a myth.

You can stop sucking him off now.

Yeah but the Nazis are second apparently.

Soon brothers.

did FPO win?

Like most movie series, the book series is better.

Dune was amazing.
Sadly it was botched during production/ The RTS games were great too.

Oh shit. Will we see oversized helmets and useless gear on future Austrian soldiers?!

Now that Kurz is on track to become chancellor did he already reveal himself as a turn neck and announced an SPÖ/ÖVP coalition?

>Dune was amazing.
I'm feeling it.

>Dune was amazing.

I'm sure so were rotary dial phones.

I'm unfazed by your nostalgia, grandpa.

>aidslord
You and I both know this is an highly ironic insult, coming from a "German".
>Literally a gunshot away from a civil war
>Spain isn't falling apart
>Merkel threatens everyone with fines if they do not comply to her standards
>Merkel doesn't control the EU

>You can stop sucking him off now
I wasn't complimenting him, I was pointing out how biased and skewed your thinking is. You're clearly ignoring the issues - as is typical.

I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

Is he /ourguy/ ?

>Looks like a piece of shit.

posts like this are why I don't feel bad about Dresden

>Merkel threatens everyone with fines

Source?

I'd take you more seriously if you weren't so pathetically reduced to resorting to Sup Forums memes.

>posts like this are why I don't feel bad about Dresden

Posts like this are why Detroit makes me happy.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

So you are a troll. I'm honestly surprised there's any fight left in ol' beaten and bruised Germany. I half expected you to call him a peon and declare he wasn't worth your effort. As if Germany is too good to expend energy on anything beneath them - which is everything.

Meanwhile your streets are filled with rats pillaging and raping half your country and you turn a blind eye. It will come for you in the north soon, Hans. You opened your arms to a sword.

meeting of the aryans

If the movie had followed through on the director's vision, it would've been a masterpiece. But Hollywood ain't about that.
The first two or three books are pretty damn good, though.

Better delete that..

I hope you're referring to the books nigger

He is pollack

>There has been an awakening
>have you felt it?

how long until Merkel's Anschluss?

the first order can't organize a rally for shit

look at the lack of composition, symmetry and colour

what a disgrace (jj didn't look at riefenstahl like based george did)

I respect your fee fees, but they don't make for a good substitute for sound arguments.

Agreed

>He hasn't even been paying attention to the news
I should report you for not watching your mandatory BBC.

There it is. The typical German arrogance that lead you into this hole to begin with. Look away, Hans. Ignore it. Go back to sleep.

>Kurz/Kurtz
>a literal zionist kike
Fitting you posted a picture of a Jew

someone needs to photoshop merkel on to leia

movie is good for what it is (FUCKING STING) but shit compared to the books

Search "rape" and "Germany". I dare you.

You said Merkel threatened them with fines. I'm asking for source.

The fact that you can't produce a link is kind of telling. Remember what I said about me being able to respect you more if you weren't so pathetically reduced to having to resort to Sup Forums memes? Yeah.

you mean the dune game was the literal beginning of an era that we call RTS's

Still waiting for you to back up your claims, you big blubbering vagina.

Finally, some good news from Western Europe.

>yfw the main character became "Muad'ib"basically mirrored Islam, became a prophet and waged galatic jihad

Merkel is becoming the modern equivalent of the free socialist republic of Germany and the migrant crisis is her German revolution of 1918-1919

>Had actually had to google Dune

Merkel is the modern-day Bismarck. Opposed, feared and hated by literally everyone, her legacy will be the unification of Europe into a massive superstate. Just like Bismarck did for Germany.

The scene where anakin screams "I hate you!" at Obi-Wan is actually one of the best scenes in Star Wars history. It's also when Obi-wan takes his lightsaber, the next time it is seen is in A New Hope where obi wan gives it to Luke.
youtube.com/watch?v=NXVCknPj2zo

>Had actually had to google Dune

I'm not 50 years old. I don't play bingo and my clothes don't smell like moth balls either.

Sorry this triggers you, grandpa.

I'm not even that old btw. Kraut is just a faggot.
t.24

>31 yo
RIP EU!

>movie trivia
>education

These films are so bad but look like fucking kino compared to the two new ones

this user

>edgelord
Sebastian Kurz has been in government for a few years, yet suddenly he decided he's against refugees and cultural enrichment.
I'm not buying it until he starts deportations tbqh.

>I'm not even that old

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Turkroach goto sleep :^)

>1+ hour long razzle dazzle fight scene
>the "best line in star wars" is another boring and overused shot/reverse shot
lucas is a hack

sting is my dude

Austria makes best Hitlers tho senpai.

Is he really much of an edgelord? The austrian, not Kylo Ren. Kylo Ren *is* an edgelord.

I want everyone over the age of 22 to leave Sup Forums and never come back.

You'll find another site. I hear Reddit is lovely this time of year.

>Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Might want to look that up before you start using it

It's most likely considered haram in whatever shit box country you come from

Motion denied.
>American """"""humor""""""

LEFT
WING
TEARS
ALL
UP
IN
THIS
BITCH!

>edgy
He probably posted on Sup Forums.

cmon faggot, provide source.

>being this childish.
Of course George The Jew Lucas made them like Nazi Regime, he openly admits it.
Lurk more newfag

>l like based george did
Fucking retarded, mohammed.

THE
FUTURE
IS
WHITE
AND
BEAUTIFUL

>Austria makes best Hitlers

The last Hitler they produced kind of malfunctioned when he decided to eat his bullets because the Russians were approaching and made him crap his pants.

Of course that is the kind of guy that Sup Forums will look up to.

im happy to see an anti immigration party thats also anti israel. god speed to you austria

BETTER
QUALITY
BEAUTIFUL
WHITE
FUTURE
MY BAD
WRONG UPLOAD
IM SRY

>German education

He should have stayed alive and be either humiliated by Soviets when they came to Berlin or sentenced to hang in a Nuremberg *trial*?

Realistically kyssing himself was the best way out.

Jelly tanned kraut.

>UNIRONICALY TELLING OUR CHILDREN THAT WE TURNED THEM INTO LAMPSHADES AND SOAP
>(((EDUCATION)))

>Searching is hard
You were just calling people "grandpa" so I'm not at all surprised.

Here's some minimal effort search engine work for you.
archive.is/JQc6v
archive.is/KSR7c

And if you want more, you'll have to put some effort in for yourself.
>Using vagina negatively
You found a way to surprise me. I was fully expecting you to use it as a compliment. Which is somewhat ironic, considering your people want to cover it up so badly.

He sent thousands of 14 yo olds to the Russian front to die. But when the Russians approached, he suddenly decided he wasn't man enough to face them.

Sup Forums: "i-it was the best way out!"

I didn't say the fight scene, I said the scene I posted. It's the best set-up for A New Hope and is actually really cool. Lucas is a hack but the people who surrounded him and created a lot of the films aren't. I'm serious there will come a time when the prequels are appreciated.

youtube.com/watch?v=FjHon6yg-r8

You had all of 10 minutes to frantically look for sources to back up your claim, and all you could come up with were sources completely unrelated to your original claim?

That's embarrassing.

Out of the options on his table, yes?

The Galactic Empire makes the First Order looks like faggots.