Are you ready for the biggest happening in Ireland since 1916? I predict 6 million dead.
Are you ready for the biggest happening in Ireland since 1916? I predict 6 million dead
Hudson White
Zachary Morris
jews
Carter Allen
Reminder the biggest killer in Irish history is potatoes
Parker Murphy
Who is doing th...
of course!
Aaron Rogers
>6 million
Nathan Nguyen
>probability of tropical storm force winds
wow big whoop
Nathan Anderson
You fucks deserve this for the #weareirish bullshit
Jonathan Stewart
Modest Proposal II: Windy Boogaloo
Kevin Perez
Reminder biggest killer in Irish history was the British forcing exportation of food during a time of scarcity.
Ryder Diaz
Lack of, to be exact.
Ryder Taylor
How many people are going to find a way to blame Trump for this?
Dylan Sanders
So worried about the bins blowing away, I put them inside for a bit.
Owen Campbell
Hang in there, buddy. Stay strong. Nobody will send help.
Jaxon Gonzalez
It would be hilarious if all the pubs in Ireland were damaged. That's it all the pubs destroyed and maybe some bus stops. National emergency over there lads.
Bentley Russell
Also this hurricane will be a big nothingburger.
Brody Long
Hopefully all potatoes harvested yet.
Andrew Cruz
fuck you,italy
Aiden Collins
Why don't they just have the IRA bomb the hurricane?
Thomas Moore
Fuuuuck, I live in the most north-east town in Scotland where it's hitting
Jordan Smith
>1.3 million people killed not on Ireland's census
1.3 million illegals dead in return for three times as many micks and a clean, depopulated Ireland?
I'LL TAKE IT!
Oliver Collins
Is that the poo wave from India?
Bentley Bell
This.
It was an intentional Genocide by the Brits.
Only....the Irish survived, and now they rule over the Limeys all throughout the Anglosphere.
Jack Lee
We need german gibs!
Parker Hill
We should make a general thread for comfy storm monitoring
Julian Thomas
Are most buildings weak wood/brick?
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Camden Jenkins
get fucked elgin fag
Dominic Torres
Be safe taytos ç_ç
Landon Peterson
German gibs for everybody!!!
Ryder Campbell
Don't forget England. The Irish outperform the English in ENGLAND.
Michael Campbell
Clearly punishment for them legalizing gay "marriage"
Nicholas Kelly
The IRA couldn't plant a shrub without fucking it up.
Charles Richardson
A bit of wind and rain. Will you get over yourselves lads. Don't start hyping it up like the American nothingburger season.
Logan Ross
We don't even have 6 million
Charles Powell
This will unite the country. But there won't be much left.
Thomas Wood
Florida here.
What's all this now?
Kevin Cox
Are you questioning the 60 million Irish killed by the beady eye'd hurricane?
Carter Thomas
Nicholas Fisher
What a shitty fucking joke.
Asher Anderson
climate change is real
William Baker
Get in here
William Smith
All Countys report in
Wexford Here
Robert Barnes
Should make no difference to Northern Ireland then, being a shithole already.
Nathan Williams
I'm really worried m8s, a big fucking tree is near my house.
Bentley Mitchell
Cork here.
Am I fucked biys?
Brandon Carter
Ayr*, I meant south not north
Jonathan Carter
This is gonna be FUN.
Maybe first time this country's weather is gonna be interesting for a few hours. You people don't even have proper winters. It's sad.
Matthew Gomez
Ah yes, the fighting Irish, one of our greatest Allies in WW2.
Henry Myers
Nothing of value will be lost.
Carter Hernandez
Kerry here, you are so fucked. If you do end up in river Lee take a picture.
Isaiah Gonzalez
cornwall, gonna catch some of the yellow/orange
Connor Lopez
Fantastic. +6,000,000
Jeremiah Rogers
Will it be our fault again?
Connor Powell
good luck, irish bros
Logan Price
Storm's going the wrong way...must be drunk.
Angel Parker
>when even God knows to steer away from Portugal
Ayden Hill
Yes, of course. If it wasn't for you oppressing the irish they would have invented weather control technology by now.
True story.
Isaiah Russell
There's a bit of a breeze lads.
Luke Parker
Go stalk Tori Amos for me would ya? Always had an irrational thing for crazy-hot
Jack Price
Me to kiiid... We're fucked. Homeless dude on the top of Patrick St has turned his gaff into a boat.
Brayden Adams
Looks like the sun has finally set on the long and sad chronicle that is the presence of the *r*sh subhuman - a scheming and devilish creature that has long since plagued the Emerald Isle with his brutish and violent ways.
It's for the best.
Elijah Robinson
>of course
Oh well, let me know who to make the reparations payments out to...
Kayden Hughes
Faith and Begorrah, someone secure the potatoes!
Juan Allen
Hudson King
>BEGORRAH T'IS LOIKE ANODDER POTATO FAMINE, JANIE MACK!
Alexander Perez
Checkedddd
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None
Matthew Phillips
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Anthony Gomez
It's gonna be a nothingburger.
Hunter Barnes
nothing to see here, move along
Levi Edwards
60mph wind is that big?
Christopher Gomez
Rude
>Tfw drown on the banks of my own lovely Lee
I'll accept my fate.
Bring in the bins.
Yes
Fecking madman, might ask for a spin from him if shit gets bad.
Nolan Watson
Don't say that, you'll jinx it.
I want to see this city reduced to rubble, would be a nice change of pace around here.
Julian Roberts
As long as d*blin is wiped out then I have no problem wth this.
Jackson Wood
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Michael Sanchez
In SW England. Take one for the team Erie. Thanks.
Thomas Foster
>storm trajectory takes it through Ireland directly to the Irish colony in northern Britain. Southern Britain is spared.
What did God mean by this?
Thomas Perry
The buildings are made of ancient stones, the manhole covers say whiskey! Nothing will kill the Emerald Isle
William Sanchez
God is a cunt
Jack Jenkins
You faggots deserve it for all the anti american bull we got from Euros this hurricane season...
Jackson Ross
He'll be on My Taxi tomorrow. Town will be like shit Venice
Jack Taylor
>cork falls off
Evan Anderson
potato niggers btfo
Kek wills it
Matthew Scott
Ive listened to enough Doomsday shit at this stage. I need a happening.
Andrew Smith
Remember lads when were filling out the relief form to Brussels we expect 60 gorillion at least died
Aiden Price
>Population of Ireland 4.7 million
>Predicts 6million dead
Parker Smith
Literally going out to put the bins on their side right now
never been this scared in my life desu
what if, instead of just very windy, it actually gets very, very windy?
Noah Reed
people still live in Ayr?
>hurricane in abandoned Scottish coastal resort causes hundreds of pounds worth of improvements
Brody Adams
If you only eat potatoes, then you will pay the price for being a fussy eater.
Kevin Clark
>hitting Ireland and Scotland
Cooper Richardson
I bet its a good idea to throw some drunk polish people into the centre, they beat the shit out of it and we all be fine. So burgers shoot their hurricane, what we gonna do if not that?
Dominic Sullivan
Why is his nose so small?
Nathan Fisher
Belfast here. Looking forward to the craic tomorrow lads
Zachary Perez
Fuck off, you disgusting anti-Irish bigot!
Jack Young
> the magical border between Eire and Northern Ireland will stop the storm
Julian Edwards
>70mph winds
Jonathan Campbell
God will destroy ireland rather than let in abortion
>fair play, jesus. he makes the big decisions when he has to
Nicholas Perry
>tfw hurricane was supposed to hit Portugal
>"might change its course but unlikely" news said
>changes course to Ireland
>mfw
Hunter Stewart
South Ayr is really wealthy, the northern end suffers a little, the highstreet is shite
Cooper Russell
ITALIANS ARE BETTER THAN OTHER HUMANS SUBMIT TO YOUR ROMAN OVERLORDS AMERIKIKE SCUM
Xavier Richardson
I can't wait to loot London with my refugee friends.