That’s an awfully hot coffee pot I was walking a parking lot And found it left on the ground like where most of my albums drop Is it safe to kill a coffee pot like it’s a sake bomb? Throw it up as a soggy balm and congeal to a coffee rock?
Probably not
Put the coffee under a drip and let it sit 'til it copied a lot Filled up a swimming pool and jumped in doing the coffee flop Burnt my skin so bad I looked orange like a scrawny POTUS Drumpf getting roasted as soon as my coffee drop Working the coffee spot and saw Blumpf walking up Handed him an empty coffee cup and called it a coffee NOT Cause your sucking Putin's frosty rod, jacking your softened cock In a Russian cot, getting golden showers from Ruskie crotch Now pop it off into a coffee pot: geriatric crusty shot Now my coffee rock has cream and a frothy broth And you bought your mail order bride along so she'll probably watch She'd rather be doing a naughty squat on top of a doggy knot One day I went to the White House and I calmly walked Up to a scrawny cop and knock him out with a body shot Stole his 40 glock and promtly shot up the lobby loft Blew the oval office up and watched all of the Nazis drop
Grompf
You're a big orange meanie Blumpf: teenie hands and no brain I would never disrespect women or gays or John McCain And I can get away with saying everything that I say Cause everyone suddenly forgot what I said back in the day Fuck your racist ass and your supporters who hate Jews You tweet as intelligent as Kim Kardashian's fake boobs You starting world war 3. IMPEACH!: '98 Newt Every word you speak are like my last five albums, just fake news
that’s an awfully hot little thot “but eminem she’s only 8 years old!” so? i’ll still grab her little twat fingers deep, yeah that’s the spot hang her upside down oh man girl look at that mound all round like a coffee pot girl you’re awfully hot i’ma stop
Aiden Nelson
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Josiah Price
sick tan
Joseph Taylor
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>be Sup Forums >get mad about celebs having political opinions
Aiden Hughes
>implying it's because of political opinions hmm yess coffee pot coffee pot coffee pot coffee pot hahaa
Jason James
>be Sup Forums >get mad because celebrities have different political opinions >pretend you're mad cause celebs say something dumb >think that validates your retardation
Levi Rogers
coffee pot coffee pot coffee pot coffee pot nice tan coffee pot probably not
Logan Bennett
Imma have a sip from my coffee pot Down in the parking lot Feeling the bbc shoved down my anal slot
John Jones
my anal is gaping ready for a brutal raping my name is slim shady I like being treated like a lady rape my hole boy I am a good goy
Wyatt Adams
Yo look at her bush does it got hair?
Jonathan Ortiz
>laugh at celebrity for being retarded >trololol u r the MAD xD
Adam Turner
Eminems a fake fuckin bigger whose lost his relevancy you eurotard. He's shit talking trump in a pathetic attempt to be controversial since his fame is slipping away from him.
Camden Wood
That's an awfully hot opinion you got there, user. Is it comped?
Jose Gomez
Thats an awfully hot coffee pot Is it safe in Detroit probably not I got a tattoo of Donald's cock, Mushroom stamped on my head like I took a shot Shit weed aka coffee pot In my lungs like steam from a COFFEE POT
Or maybe it's not
The coffee pots on, The coffee's hot, whip around so fast you taste my snot My album flopped, the coffee dropped Should I have eaten that popcorn probably not
Camden Butler
Lol maybe we couldn't see it as kids. He's always chopped on the president's before we had political opinions. Now you can see he was shit from the start and our parents were right the whole time
Samuel Long
Ah dam son. U b rippin it up
Henry Fisher
Hol' up, I forgot how I was gonna start this..
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