DRUMPF IS A BLUMPF

FUCK YOU

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It's the calm before the storm right here
Wait, how was I gonna start this off?
I forgot... oh, yeah
That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
But that's all I got 'til I come up with a solid plot
Got a plan and now I gotta hatch it
Like a damn Apache with a tomahawk
Imma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan
And say a prayer that every time Melania talks
She gets a mou... Ahh, Imma stop
But we better give Obama props
'Cause what we got in office now's a kamikaze
That'll probably cause a nuclear holocaust
And while the drama pops
And he waits for s**t to quiet down, he'll just gas his plane up and fly around 'til the bombing stops

why

Intensities heightened, tensions are risin'
Trump, when it comes to giving a s**t, you're stingy as I am
Except when it comes to having the b***s to go against me, you hide 'em
'Cause you don't got the f**king n**s like an empty asylum
Racism's the only thing he's fantastic for
'Cause that's how he gets his f**king rocks off and he's orange
Yeah, sick tan
That's why he wants us to disband
'Cause he cannot withstand
The fact we're not afraid of Trump
F**k walkin' on egg shells, I came to stomp
That's why he keeps screamin' 'Drain the swamp'
'Cause he's in quicksand

FUCK BLUMPF

It's like we take a step forwards, then backwards
But this is his form of distraction
Plus, he gets an enormous reaction
When he attacks the NFL so we focus on that
Instead of talking Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada
All these horrible tragedies and he's bored and would rather
Cause a Twitter storm with the Packers
Then says he wants to lower our taxes
Then who's gonna pay for his extravagant trips
Back and forth with his senpai to his golf resorts and his mansions?
Same s**t that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered
Then does it more
From his endorsement of Bannon
Support for the Klansmen
Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that's black
And comes home from Iraq
And is still told to go back to Africa

Fork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa
Who keeps ignoring our past historical, deplorable factors
Now if you're a black athlete, you're a spoiled little brat for
Tryina use your platform or your stature
To try to give those a voice who don't have one
He says, 'You're spittin' in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards!'
Unless you're a POW who's tortured and battered
'Cause to him you're zeros
'Cause he don't like his war heroes captured
That's not disrespecting the military
F**k that! This is for Colin, ball up a fist!
And keep that s**t balled like Donald the b**ch!

'He's gonna get rid of all immigrants!'
'He's gonna build that thang up taller than this!'
Well, if he does build it, I hope it's rock solid with bricks
'Cause like him in politics, I'm using all of his tricks
'Cause I'm throwin' that piece of s**t against the wall 'til it sticks
And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his
I'm drawing in the sand a line: you're either for or against
And if you can't decide who you like more and you're split
On who you should stand beside, I'll do it for you with this:
F**k you!
The rest of America stand up
We love our military, and we love our country
But we f**king hate Trump"

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COFFEE POTS FOR COLIN!
NOT FOR TRUMP THE BITCH!

MUST DO AS WIGGER MAN COMMANDS AND PLEASE MY JEWISH OVERLORDS. YOUR TIME IS UP BONALD BLUMPF.

go drink some hot coffee, Emma
just try not to burn yourself

moms spaghetti
go out and tell mrs murphy
my drugs killed brittany

sick tan

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TWO POTS BLUMBPF

can someone add two coffee pots to this?

>i dunno how to english, lol

kek

Shamelessly promoting my oc 2bh
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>YouTube kept taking it down due to copyright

That whole coffee pot line is so lame. What made him of that? Was he sleepy? Did the lil' guy need a nap?

ok, alright, alright let me find my flow real quick--
now it’s user's turn to take over the beat, leaving
Eminem keeled over and weak and on his knees
with his pants around his ankles--frankly,
I’m just a little bit unstable
probably a hair away from turning tables
over white niggers like Marshall, awful
it’s target practice, lawfully
lighting up some wigger’s career
in the parking deck; hoodie, over only his ears
brings a tear to my eye
crew behind him for hype--
cause he’s too far past his fucking prime to write
half decent-ass fucking punchlines
parroting every whack faggot on Twitter, bitter
the niggers behind him all just activists on the shitter,
literally stomping like teenagers
hasn’t worked for a wage in over three decades, thinking
he’s got his pulse on the underdog’s labors--
like he speaks for us?
bus that shit, faggot
you can’t step to touch on us--
like John Podesta’s torture bus
I'll leave you slathered in pizza sauce
Marshall Mathers, whack little bastard
long gone are the days you ruled diss tracks--
and blew back jackasses
from Benzino to Ja Rule,
Whitey Ford and paintballed
those clown faggots
I’m done with you
leaving my nuts in the back of your old 90’s tracer
That’s still sitting at Kinko’s, where you left it for Dre

>HAT CAUWFEE PAT

What the fuck is wrong with his accent?

this actually made my monitor buzz. I could barely hear the frequency its so high pitched. what are you trying to do to me??

coffee pot, coffee pot
hot coffee, that's not
coffee in my coffee pot
my name is Marshall, and
I got a coffee pot--bought
it at Wal-Mart and almost dropped
it in the parking lot
coffee caught, before it landed
Trump hardens my cock
he wrote the Art of the Deal, but
I wrote the Art of the Coffee Pot
jerk off my coffee cock
till I get off my pot
I don't smoke pot unless it's made of coffee, but
it's largely not--
used to listen to Bob Marley
now I just listen to my coffee pot
built a robot out of coffee, call it a coffee bot
laughed so hard I got coffee snot
runnin out of my nose, but it landed in the coffee spot
got a walkie-talkie, now I'm talking with my coffee pot
but hey Trump--coffee pot!

I'ma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan And
let the bullets off
cause 9/11 wan an insi--
oh-- oh ... I’ma stop
I’ma stop
gun reform for Nevada?
are those the same guns you were on probation for havin--African
soliders were never told to go back, and
I remember watching Villanueva stand for the flag
he didn't kneel like a faggot
for the national anthem and twist facts,
that Michael Brown was throwing his hands up
stop throwing a tantrum
you sound like a bitch--
mad the border wall is stopping all of you and your friends
from smuggling bricks
enter a mosque for a prayer
don't be surprised when they behead you for shaving your beard
or throw you off the roof for being a queer
yeah, your agenda is clear:
you pander to blacks so you can make a little cash
off your next shitty track
how disgusting is that?
Trump ain't as stingy as you
he funded himself, homie, you were funded by Jews
making us choose, between the POTUS and you?
we voted for him, ain't nobody fucking voting for you

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OP is pic related.

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Wtf, why did you censor words you stupid little bitch

AAAAAHHHH-
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I'MA STOP

Hi my name is eminem
I just took my vicodin
Trump is a big meanie
and has a small peenie
coffee pot

Comrades, the voices of the dead battalions,
Of those who fell, that Europe might be great
Join in our song, for they still march in spirit with us
And urge us on that we gain the national state

The streets are still, the final battle has ended
Flushed with the fight, we proudly hail the dawn
See over the streets, the white man's emblem is waving
Triumphant standards of a race reborn

Reported to the Sharia Police for cyber attacks.

cause he just copied it from the internet

Doesn't even look like eminem anymore

Was he replaced?

I'D GIVE YOU PROPS BUT PRO'LLY NOT

The sooner China buys your sad little island the sooner it will have human owners.

get back in the loony bin

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Dyed my hair blonde
Wrote a song
To pretend am strong
Total jackass
Prostitute for cash
In parking lots
Check my thots
Ahhh imma bend over

I'm in need of a hot caffeinated beverage but I'm having trouble deciding on a suitable container in which to contain such a liquid.

here to help, my friend

Fuck you shill

>being this much pro-coffee
emma get back to being gangraped by niggers and ranting against trump

THIS COFFEE POT SURE IS BALLFULMOT!!!

eminem is truly a genius lyricist

how can pol even compete?

A true master.

Seriously, this is the third Vanilla Ice thread on Sup Forums right now. please let this middle aged wanna-be nigger die with dignity.

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Kerplumpf has lost.

This is the end of bzzzplumpfg! Potato!

TIMES UP BLUMPHY. COFFEE POT AWFULLY HOT

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, he said he's going to walk inside a mosque on ramadan and pray ? are those actually the words ? i never actually listened to the whole thing because it's just too retarded but they are actually having him schill for islam now ? is this really the timeline we're in ?

>Listening to subhuman (((music)))

THATS AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT
SHOULD I STICK MY DICK IN IT OR NOT
SEXUAL ACTIVITIES WITH FOOD
I LEARNED IT FROM THE JEWS
I WANNA FUCK THE SJW BITCH
FROM 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
DRUMPF GRABBED A PUSSY
PUSSY GRABBED BACK
I GRABBED DR. DRE'S DICK
NEXT EPISODE ON BLACKED

HOL UP WAAAAAIT
I'M EMINEM I'M NOT GAY!
JAY-Z SIPPED A JUICE BOX AND SAID
...........OKAY.......
I SUCKED JIMMY'S DICK TO GET PUT ON
HE SLAMMED ME ON A TABLE
I HAVE AIDS
BUT FUCK DRUMPF AS A STAFF, A COMPANY AND A MOTHER FUCKIN RECORD LABEL

COFFEE POT

peace.

youtube.com/watch?v=xdgjDRqiFRM

YOU CANNOT STUMP THE TRUMP!

how is this 'freestyle'? there are clearly cuts and editing done to the video. Obviously this was rehearsed.

Look, if you only had one shot, to seize a coffee pot
would you capture it, or would you just let it rot?
On second thought it seems I've lost my train of thought
I don't know why I'm standing in this parking lot
I'm nearly ready to squat and receive this cum shot
sucking niggas for chump change in an abandoned lot
I'm jousting poles like Sir Lancelot from Camelot
blasting jizz all over my face like it was birdshot
so lovely, I love it when it comes out extra hot
oops it seems as if I forgot to clean up a spot
my balloon knot is nearly the size of an apricot
it's so loose you could cruise through it on top of a yacht
it leaks an awful lot, in need of a surgeon's knot
i try to blot the blood and hope and pray that it'll clot
anyway, this rap is pretty much all that I've got
I'm just a washed-up has-been that everbody's forgot

rollingstone.com/music/news/eminem-laughed-for-three-hours-after-staged-bruno-stunt-20090604

I bet you think Colbert used to be a conservative

Eminem, Eminem,
Can't you see?
Niggers and spics must hang from trees...
You can swing with all those, too,
It's better than blowing your master Jew...

Flumf derpa wrumph
zlyunf BTOF

>censoring out a finger

I saw this on the news too. Why do we do this to ourselves? Do we pretend little kids are watching political news coverage? Why can they even discuss the fact that 58 people died in Vegas or 200+ were just killed in Somalia? That's a lot harder to explain to a kid than a finger.

>FUCK YOU
Got to grab me first.

He kinda looks like that swoleleft tranny now. Freaks me the fuck out.