Headed to Israel, wat do?
Headed to Israel, wat do?
find trump's relatives
There is only one thing to do
enjoy the weather.
buy my mixtape.
throw some pennies on the floor and record it
find out who's funding Assad
this
Taking requests, will post results when I get Wi-Fi
nuke it
just be an all around shithead jewish nigga
Can do. Give me time my dude
Go look at their cool walls.
Follow the path of Jesus.
Float in the Dead Sea
Eat some Jewish food
Take in the views and realize that most of the world's modern history revolves around the place.
Go see whatever ancient stuff you can find.
You mean who's funding the rebels fighting Assad
Don't let them slide this thread:
>Jewish food
Literally everything those kikes eat is stolen from Palestinians. Tabouleh, hummus, falafel, shawirma. None of that is Jewish
Drop a coin near them, make sure they hear it.
The old city in Jerusalem is amazing.
Go to Machaneh Yehuda -- the open market. It's utterly bizarre and you'll feel as if you've been transported back into medieval times. Stay away from Arab vendors.
Also, see Dead Sea Scrolls. They are the Israel museum in Jerusalem.
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Kill some zionist kikes
spit on their wall
Head to the currency exchange and bring home some shekels.
Can you buy Zyclon B on Amazon?
For what purpose?
Visit holy sites and appreciate the fact Jews who will protect said sites and let you visit are in control instead of kebab filth.
Jews are Christianity's greatest ally.
Eating out is super expensive there so hit up the grocery store... For Tel Aviv hang out on Dizengoff St. or places on the beach.... Pro-tips you can't get burgers or sandwiches with cheese on them at a lot of places.. lol
What kind of hell is that?
The worst kind, kosher hell.
Shit yourself as soon as the plane takes off.
>palestinians
you mean terrorists?
TELL THEM TO TRY THE FAT BURGER FROM NOW ON. THEY'LL GET A DOUBLE CHEESE AND FRIES FOR 2.95 FAGGOT
crash the plane into world trade center and tell them mel gibson convinced you to do this
enjoy the sites, the old churches and mosques. the landscape, the food, and (in tel aviv, the owmen)
Join Hezbollah