Why does an ice cream shop have a grease pit...

Why does an ice cream shop have a grease pit? Also it would have to be at least 4 feet deep for a 3 year old to drown in it. What the fuck America?

>ice cream
>grease

do americans really grease their ice cream?????????????

fried ice cream or churros or whatever

Because niggers can't swim. Y'all have a nice time now

you dont deep fry your ice cream in poorup?

what was the skin color of the child?

>he doesn't deep fry literally everything
do you even enjoy life?

That'd be a horrible way to go....

Wonder if they're serving up deep fried niggers now though....

>Ice cream shops cant sell other things than Ice cream
And they make fun of American education.
>Also it would have to be at least 4 feet deep
You can drown in 1 inch water. only the kid's face needs to be submerged.

We worked hard to get this fat.

deep fried loli

many such cases

Canadian surprised to learn that ice cream has fat content

Read it.
6FT
F
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>The death investigation indicates the girl drowned in the sludge that was in the 6-foot-deep in-ground container, Harris said. No foul play is suspected.
>shitposts
>doesn't even read the story first

No, retard. Clearly they sell more than ice cream there.

>not putting grease on your ice cream
Europoors everyone

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you're hopelessly retarded

>He doesnt know about retirement grease

Ever heard of waffles or pancakes?

straight out of a sexuallobster cartoon

I know it was a nog. Don't even have to check.

Thank you Darwin

even if it wasn't one going in, it probably looked like one coming out

this

You're funny, I'll take you last.

Her name was Sadie Grace Andrews. Sadly, she was white.

>He doesn't even know what to do with grease.

Fried ice cream is top tier.
I doubt this place sold it though.

That shit is usually covered with a manhole.

Why were people assuming she was a black anyway? It's not like trailer trash whites are any better at parenting than nogs.

IT'S GREASE LIGHTNING!

>be american
>drown in grease pit

Looks like she has nignog genetics mixed in and I wouldn't doubt it considering this happened in the south.

>not being able to have your head above the water at 6 feet
fucking manlets

>Import third world people, get third world problems.
Europe was supposed to learn from our mistakes but our whites were too successful. They never realized.

Of course she was white, niggers are lactose intolerant

Natural Selection: America

Ep. 1435 The grease pit strikes again.

>Expecting me to read before shitposting
Time is (You)s. I cant read every shitty article explaining that water is wet.

Did you even read the article nigger? Wait, niggers can't read.

>That pic
I hate this website more and more every day

I enjoy being able to walk 7 miles without effort

ok that's sort of sad, being awful aside, but watch your fucking kids! retard parents were probably on their phones on twitter or something.

More like Sadie Grease now...

Even if she's white, she's still a nigger

Niggers do nigger things

This is terrifying, imagining drowning in old used up grease, all that gunk filling your lungs how awful. I feel so bad for the girl.

Probably has to do with failing to swim thing. Most don't realize it was used grease in a 6ft trap, which means it's like trying to swim through tar. If you can't touch the bottom while not being submerged, you're dead.

Thank Darwin that the gene pool is cleaned

Grease moats when

>If only it involved firearms too.
>Parents shoot ice cream shop grease pit after it murders their daughter.

>Fall in head first
>Not wide enough to turn rights up
>Can't get a good grip on anything
>Not strong enough for inverted push-up anyways
The fault is with the parents, they should be executed to protect future generations.

>pa drops his gun in grease pit while yelling at server
>daughter dutifully goes to get it out
>lose both daughter and gun to deep-fryer's revenge

>fried ice cream

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>of course this happened in alabama

Dude who gives a fuck, stupid little girl, nature finds ways to thin the herd.


My problem is the Restaurant was closed and ruined many peoples days, there was no need for it to close while it unfolded.

The funny thing is you think that's a joke. Fried ice cream is real

Make fun of us all you want. It's fucking delicious.

Fried ice cream is amazing. Yuropoors will never know how good it is.

loli haet pizza

I hope it was a colored

>HE DOESN'T EVEN READ THE THREAD BEFORE SHITPOSTING

fuck off leaf, in your land, she'd be kabob by now

my family has been saving grease for 4 years now and i still don't know why

Bruster's is actually really good. They serve sundaes, ice cream, cakes etc.
I can't imagine why they'd have a grease pit except they probably fry their own waffle cones.

Well she's a crispy golden brown now

I doubt you can even float on grease. grease floats on water.

>video evidence
where at

Why so defensive?

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Great bantz from norway

I'm going to be sick.

>drowns
>in oil
How is this possible? Don't you need water to drown?

Im calling the police

>greasepit

lolwut

No seriously, what. How.

This is from Japan, dumb leaf.

For real though why the fuck would you have a grease pit that's 6 feet deep in a place an idiot child can get to? I just don't get it, how often is that thing emptied?

Really?

Lmao, watch your kids

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I didnt follow the link to Fox's spammed out laggy website if thats what you mean

It really isnt, a bowl of vanilla bean ice cream is better

Ok, heres my (you)
THE FUCKING LEAF

jesus fucking christ

Based on American culinary traditions.

kill me

It might have been an older restaurant that was converted into a Bruster's.
Grease pits are where restaurants, specifically burger joints, would literally empty their grease traps and hire a service who would come and siphon it into a truck for disposal. You can't just throw grease away in the trash and it's a fire hazard. Usually emptied every few months or twice a year for larger grease pits.
I don't know why or how the kid got into it but it was probably an old grease pit that had an unlocked metal lid or something similar that might have caved in. It was probably in the back of the parking lot.

That's definitely not kosher!

nips are learning from the best.

Downtown is fucking amazing.

Donuts, churros, basically anything fried. You know, things you would use grease for? I don't see how this is hard to grasp.

You clearly know nothing about grease and cooking if you think you need more than a foot of grease to drown.
>what is slipping
>what is burning
If you slip near hot grease it's basically game over.

Oh, okay. That's at least sort of sensible, thanks mate.

>eating vanilla bean ice cream
Biggest pleb I've seen on this site

we should ban grease

>inb4 "muh grease doesn't kill people"
yes it does

a six foot grease pit is needed for fried ice cream????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>american cheese

She died like she lived.

>not bathing in your grease pit after a hard day's work at the ice cream shop

bro

Britbongs need to make this happen.

Drowning?