BREAKING NEWS:

Coalition talks between Labour and the NZ First party have broken down.

NZ First leader, Winston Peters, reportedly masturbated during talks between both parties this afternoon.

More to come.

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lol

Mummy NO!

NZ is in trouble i'm afraid - needs a king

I voted for WIN, I hope he goes labour

Not gonna lie we can't let this guy get the keys to the liquor cabinet

>voted for Winston
>Can unironically spell the word cunt with your ID

Interesting, what does the leader of the national Emu party have to say about this development?

dude was jacking off during some meeting?

ywn do this
>Forcefully Bend Horsey over
>pull up her dress
>insert your penis into her bagina
>smack her arse with a riding crop
Giddy up Horsey Giddy up!
>Ride her around the living room
>Lean over and whisper "freindship is magic" into her ear
>Muffled neighs as she orgasms

>almost a month with no PM

Yeah stroking his stinky half-Maori boy uncut penis.

Wew.

You ever throw up on yer dick while yer takin a shit?

Why even live?

Was it a Jolly Good Show?

Fuck I hope Miss Alice is OK.

currently slapping my plums against her chin mate

i read that out loud without prereading it, now im getting looked at by strangers. and by strangers i mean my family

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Living the dream ;_;7

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>Masturbating to a horse.

Winston NO!

>Masturbating to a horse.

>Winston NO!

Sheep only senpai

Governing deal talks live: Hold your horses

Those expecting any sort of deal to form a Government today should hold their horses, Bernard Hickey writes. Winston Peters hasn't even started talking with Bill English about ministerial positions or governing arrangements. And the New Zealand First board (and either the National or Labour board, depending on who he goes with) would then have to sign off on those too.

The New Zealand public will have to wait at least one more night to find out who will form the next government.

Having spent the entire day deep in discussions, the New Zealand First board will continue talks into the night and reconvene at 9am tomorrow morning. There will be no public statement tonight.

newsroom.co.nz/2017/10/16/53623/governing-deal-talks-live-hold-your-horses

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New Zealand is a mess!!

t. leaf

lmao

>wanting him to go with Commies

Fuck off cunt. I dislike both National and Labour but I'd rather he went with the lesser of two evils - National.

t. Voted for based Winnie a total of 6 times in the last two elections

nothing worse than a female horse faced communist

National with NZF immigration is god tier. Although I voted for NZF because I wanted Winnie in power. Blue or Red, it don't matter.

>National with NZF immigration is god tier.
this desu

winnie will kick out the cucks and the spies, then we will have truly conservative government

>lesser of two evils - National.
bite your tongue

Why even bother with talks? Whatever Winston decides, they'll confirm. Just rip the plaster off already.

I think he's going with National. Considering how they've royally fucked over my hometown I don't look forward to it, but I couldn't see Labour/Greens being much better. There would surely be squabbles between NZF and the Greens and there'd be constant harping from all quarters about the largest party being in opposition, as if we didn't turf out FPP decades ago.

When do we find out already?

Everyone already knows it's going to be mummy ;)

Good job getting Winston in again, Kiwis.

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Now we know why Jancida was winking.
She had Winnie's jizz in her eye.

I hope releasing the video is part of the coalition agreement