Ask a 30 yo NEET college dropout who just burned his own ass lighting a huge fart on fire anything (btw the singed...

Ask a 30 yo NEET college dropout who just burned his own ass lighting a huge fart on fire anything (btw the singed flesh and hair smell like fritos).

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If you can choose not to work, we can choose not to give you anything to keep you alive. If you don't contribute anything why should you be allowed to eat? Also you can try starting your own business and see how "easy" that is to run and pay for peoples salaries etc.

How do you handle being such a failure?
Mid-90s kids have babies of our own now, and you sit at home lighting your own farts.

>If you can choose not to work, we can choose not to give you anything to keep you alive.
But can you?

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Why aren't you watching rick and marty?

You don't have something that prevents you from working or anything, you're just a lazy bastard who does it deliberately. You ought to be charged with social fraud and thrown out on the fucking street. That's the only damn thing that will set assholes like you straight. You seem to think that welfare and these things is a guarantee when you act like that. Naaah, times they are a changing motherfucker. To pretend that others just "have" to pay for your shit regardless what you do. Nope. Also you sound very much like a nigger. But either way you are just as fucking useless. You should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

>But can you?
Oh yes. It's heading in that direction where we take the gibs away from all you social frauds. People are already massively pissed off about their hard earned money goes to useless cunts like you who sit and set your farts on fire.

KANGZ?

Peace and love bring us happimess user. Tree mother gives us food.

> worried about feeders
They spend credit to keep business going, especially non-producing virtual businesses like MMORPGs, which in turn pay for very expensive physical space.
We literally do not see enough spending. Too many college grads are spending their last otherwise-free dollar on loans instead of luxuries.

Society will never go back to the farm. We're full-on nuclear at this point, and those things aren't shutting down any time soon. SHTF means 99% of the Earth becomes uninhabitable. We have no choice but to keep the current trends going, and achieve 100% automation, or die trying.

What are breakfast burritos like?

Oh okay, I'll get a job then.

>You ought to be charged with social fraud

You might be on to something here..

Girls of every nation in the West are flocking to Anglo and Danish cock. They simply can't get enough!

The Great Anglo Cock has been confirmed as the biggest and most fertile in the World. Expect European and American birth rates to skyrocket!

Take the NEET pill

>Children = success
Kek

Why is there never anyone actually important talking about this problem, along with all these real life NEETs that openly abuse welfare systems? It never seems to come up in the news or in real life.

I'm a 32 y.o. college dropout but i have a steady job, my own place and no debt.

How bored do you have to get to actually try and light one of your farts on fire? What do you have to eat for it to actually ignite?

this isn't europe retard.
enjoy your shit life, poor healthcare, shortened lifespan, poor diet, and total lack of fulfillment.
Also good luck getting any girl who isn't a roastie obese whore.
your entire mentality is nigger tier anywhere.

How can i live your dream?

White genocide...

I do watch that show. I am a normie and love it. I'M PICKLE RICK

How to get NEET bux? Brain is fried and body is sore I don't wanna work no more.

>Peace and love bring us happimess user. Tree mother gives us food.
Go fuck yourself you god damned hippie. Do you think africa is fed by a magic fairy? You degenerate r selected subhumans just think everything is infinite and don't even understand how to take care of your own societies and just expect someone else to provide for you whilst you breed like rabbits. You should fucking be allowed to starve till you learn to feed yourselves, that'll set you straight and get you to consider not having that many kids when you can't even provide for yourself.
All the r selected mongrels are the ones who deliberately sit on welfare. They have no respect for what it takes to provide the stuff they consume. So it's about high time that it gets taken away from them unless they provide for themselves.

mfw its almost 5AM and I'll be going to bed soon while wagey will be waking up soon

Children are your legacy.

I should mine the salt from this post and sell it. So angry. The wagie needs to let it all out.

I work for rich people OP fucking sucks ass. Started almost from day one and still earn fuck all to what I bring in. Kids are spolied rotten drive 60k cars even though one is a receptionist and the other one never shows up to work, both have very left leaning views on the world.

But it's not just whites doing this. Modern men are experiencing this from every race. This kind of shit is even being pulled off by teens nowadays. The laziness is starting younger and younger.

>I should mine the salt from this post and sell it. So angry. The wagie needs to let it all out.
Ofcourse but it's rational anger and completely merited, who do you think is paying for your shit it should go to people who actually earned it not to trash like you, people like me want the fucking money back. Should fucking require that you social frauds pay back every single dime you ever recieved after you are forced into the workforce.

SALT

Why should a neet be ashamed?
Seriously. Youve got a dick up your ass because you have to work, and youre jelly of anyone that doesnt have to.
The law says neets can claim welfare, so we do.
Surely youre not questioning your countrys laws?

You have to get some campin stuff, buy some land, get an outhouse and trash detail going and just live the dream. No permanent structures.

Maybe if you lived outside in north dakota and wanted a few seconds of warmth...

>The law says neets can claim welfare, so we do.
It's social fraud you stupid fucks, if you are able to work you are supposed to do exactly that. I guess we have to tighten the noose around you pathetic neets neck till it fucking snaps like a twig. In addition useless cunts like you are responsible for tax increases. You along with the niggers and welfare immigrants are the biggest parasites on the damn planet. And it's about time you got everything taken away from you. It would also be extremely easy to stop immigration in the similar way. Just imagine if no immigrant could get any welfare, any healthcare, any medical care, any child care, NOTHING. for the first 15-20 years they were in the country, including their children. You'd see them fucking run away! Would barely even have to deport anybody they'd do it themselves. Same with you fucking neets. If we take away your welfare you have no fucking choice than to pay your own way if you want something to eat. Instead of using the state to get others to give shit to you that you don't deserve anything of.

Screw that. I Aint dealing with my own garbage.
I get the taxpayers to cover my share of the waste collection, i aint muckying my hands

I get almost 1400 a month from Uncle Sugar, FOREVER. It will never go down.

I have been pulling in between 300-1800 a month online re-selling shit for 13 years.

I get to put a big fat ZERO on my tax returns.
I get discounted internet, phone, gym membership at my community center, discounted electricity and gas.

You wage cucks are killing yourselves over nothing. In one more year I will be considered Unemployable and will get that sweet, sweet SSDI forever on top of my 1400.

While you get up in 6 hours to wage cuck, I am looking at plans for my cabin, will have money for the land soon, will be in a trust set up by my mother.

>While you get up in 6 hours to wage cuck, I am looking at plans for my cabin, will have money for the land soon, will be in a trust set up by my mother.
I hope they punish all you social frauds retroactively and put you in fucking debtors prisons if you don't want to work it off.

You're a pathetic piece of shit and the world would be a much better place if you weren't in it. Kill yourself you worthless piece of human garbage.

Nice digits. Praise Kek. I am a vegan and love egg substitute soy burritos user. We should hang out and get some. Life is better spent together!

>If you can choose not to work, we can choose not to give you anything to keep you alive.
But that's wrong, user. What you can do is fantasize about this scenario that'll never happen while you still have to give up a huge chunk of your monthly pay check.

So you have a crush on me?

Being a wageslave fucking sucks.

I wish I could NEET but that is sadly out of question for me.

I hate my life and I hate working, I hate earning a pittance compared to rich people, I hate being stuck in this goddamn rut.

>inb4 HURR JUST OPEN A BUSINESS, HURR JUST WORK HARD AND YOU'LL EARN MORE

How to spot infantile millenials...

>But that's wrong, user. What you can do is fantasize about this scenario that'll never happen while you still have to give up a huge chunk of your monthly pay check.
This is why the commies want a big government to give them "free shit" forever and confiscate other peoples shit. Whilst the right wants limited government and want people to rely on themselves instead of getting robbed by a pack of r selected subhuman neets on a regular basis. This is also exactly why democracy is a fucking joke. People who don't work should not even be allowed to fucking vote.

Why not work for like a year or so, then buy some small land in the woods and build a log cabin? If you're already checking out of society you could at least do it with style.

You can build a log cabin for less than 30-40k$.

This lady doth protest too much (ie your vainglory reveals how relatively unhappy you are.)You are thoroughly mediocre friend.

>its social fraud
Not according to the law. This is money being given to us, we're not stealing it or conning it, otherwise we'd be arrested for breaking the law.

Chin up fella. I used to be like you. Working like a dog and paying my taxes. Only to own practically nothing.
Then i realised. Why should I work when i can just get idiots like you to give me your taxes.
Wanna know the best bit? I just used thousands of taxpayers money to pay for a recent court case to claim even more welfare.
Surely you dont have a problem with a citizen adhering to the LAW do you?

>soy burritos
subtle, user, well done. (You) get the oven last.

I'm not mad at you NEETs, perhaps a little bit jealous of your seemingly infinite free time. A luxury I will only be able to experience in death.

At 36 I've been working at Walmart for over a decade, and nothing to show for myself. Hopefully I die peacefully at work one day with a smile on my face as I land on the cold pavement.

Who will miss you when you end it at 32?

Because working sucks man. You only get one life. I have a farmer friend who gives me fruit and I'm cool on land I own. Things are cool.

>People who don't work should not even be allowed to fucking vote.
But we are and we sure ain't going to stop voting for your money, ragie wagie. It's amazed how often you say "should" in your posts, as if that means anything. Get real.

3 x 12 hour shifts a week here. Remaining days spent doing whatever I want. Posting from work btw.

truth right here, get to work op

Look at all these fucking niggers nervously justifying how it's fine that they are parasites that are essentially rotting our societies by putting extra burdens on those who actually are trying to make it function. I can't fucking wait till we come for these fucking neets. They'll probably retreat to a padded room or cut off their arm or something to avoid doing a single fucking day of work.

Great show. Gotta die sometime. Please allow me to set myself on fire. Praise Kek.

>We literally do not see enough spending. Too many college grads are spending their last otherwise-free dollar on loans instead of luxuries.
This does pose a big problem for the economy over the next couple of decades.

I get FREE health care from the VA, don't pay for any of my scripts. If I REALLY need money I just sell some of my pain meds.

I am going to Disneyland the end of this month, paid for the whole trip to take a break from the NEET life. Booked my dinner at the Pirates of the Caribbean dinner spot, gonna pour out a mint julip for all you wage cucks killing yourselves for NOTHING.

Make fun of niggers all you want, but they have it down when it comes to not working and welfare. $1000 a month for insurance??? You people are retarded.

I started my journey with a strategic foreclosure after a divorce - lived rent free for an entire year! and ran up close to 30K on my cards, didn't even declare bankruptcy - so I can STILL do that in the future and keep my cabin.

The ratrace is for suckers. A friend gave me a 100 dollar gift card to walk his dogs once a day for 5 days. I get free money to take care of peoples pets and houses ALL THE TIME - they ENVY my neet life, they VALUE my neet life and my free time. THEY PAY ME TO EAT THEIR FOOD AND PLAY WITH THEIR PETS!!!!!!

This is the true redpill. If you are an American, Uncle Sugar will just pay for all your shit.

>But we are and we sure ain't going to stop voting for your money, ragie wagie. It's amazed how often you say "should" in your posts, as if that means anything. Get real.
you won't be allowed to vote in the future you fucking parasite, and it will be easy to justify since you do nothing of value whilst taking out immense ressources.

>not understanding the meme
>Boomer or Reddit getting ass blasted
proceed.

based britNEET

Here in Germany (I just have a yank proxy), you CONSTANTLY, and I mean, CONSTANTLY have to send applications every fucking week to keep your neetbux and they constantly call you to their shitty offices to sit around for 3 hours and have them tell you the same shite as usual, fucking sucks.

And even then, Germany has pretty shitty NEETbux compared to the UK.

God I hate this country.

Literally just open a business and work hard at it you fucking retard.

>Make fun of niggers all you want, but they have it down when it comes to not working and welfare.
HAHA.. literally the state of you glorifying a bunch of people who are PROUD OF BEING WORTHLESS PARASITES? Fucking unbelievable.

You are a kindred spirit. I worked at K-Mart for 2 years. They should have to provide corporate housing for their workers.

Jesus christ we're talking about like a couple of months, tops.

After that you could live off the land - hunting, trapping, fishing. Stop being such a parasite.

What is starting capitol?

Thanks for your service user. Godless bless America

>Wagecuck fumes at the neet taking 1% fo his money
>Sucks off rich cunts who take 90%

Really makes you think.

Look i am a tradesman meaning whether or not i get paid for it i've developed a skill which people consider necessary and useful. I choose to sell my "free time" for money and i choose to use that money providing home and happiness to my wife and the kid i chose to have. These choices make me happy. I am not saying they are better than yours, only that at an existentialist level all time is free time and you must freely choose what to use it for.

>you won't be allowed to vote in the future you fucking parasite,
That's what I meant. Stop living in your fantasy, user. This can't be healthy.

Are you mad that you're paying for my 5 brown kids by 3 different mothers?

Whites pay while us Nigs play.

Stay mad. Stay jelly whiteboi.

If it was that fucking easy, we wouldn't have such a large lower class and a bigger middle class.

>hurr just open any business! it doesn't matter which one! just work hard!!! and shake your customer's hands!!

Not to mention that a business is as much work as 2 full time wagecuck jobs, just for the slim chance of succeeding and earning a middle-class life.

Our society is fucked, don't you get it? Y'all sound like them fucking boomers y'all hate so much.

>Just walk up to the manager and ask for a job
>ask for a starting wage of 45k a year for the newly acquired retail job that involves cleaning toilets.
>Its what i did in 1985 and dag nab it, it will work now.
Gas the boomers, age war now.

I've been NEETing it up for the last 5 years (24 now) after dropping out of college. Victory is sweet. I get to watch porn, practice guitar, play video games on my gaming laptop, listening to music, and ordering takeout every single night and I don't even feel the slightest shred of guilt. In fact, I'd even wager the ZOG government has made it easy for white men to claim benefits so they get replaced quicker by the immigrant invasion without complaining too much. The point is, if the titanic is sinking and there's nothing I can do about it, I may as well enjoy the ride while it lasts instead of wagecucking 10 hours a day to make some fat kike even richer, only to watch it burn to the ground once the inevitable economic collapse takes place when the giant Ponzi scheme comes to an end and people realise the government isn't paying back its debts

The salt ITT is something to behold

He is so upset. I think if he doesn't work, he has nightmares about his dad hitting him for not working.

NEET trust fund baby who figured out how to order heroin off the internet.

Should be a comfy few weeks until i die :)

>I get almost 1400 a month from Uncle Sugar, FOREVER. It will never go down.
>I get FREE health care from the VA, don't pay for any of my scripts.
Congrats on being retired

I have visions of corporate-supplied dorms akin to the factories in china. I don't know if I would take up that offer as my rent is only 1/5th of my monthly earnings as I live with 2 other people.

Kindred spirit? No. I just have no one to rely on, no GED, and no dreams to bother with. Unfortunately, this is the best I will ever have it.

I wish I could have worked for Walmart in the steroidal 1980s.

Love BritNEETs. Louis from r9k is a hero. Search it on YouTube to see him resist wagie rage asshole stepdad.

wanna hear the sweetest thing?
I've used the welfare payments to clear off a mortgage on some property i own.
Feels pretty good to know that while taxpayers are struggling to make rent, their taxes are buying me shit theyll never own themselves.

>i work a job and cant save 3-5k
With the internet it is easy to start businesses for less money. The money you earn from your small online business can be accumulated and then you quite your job and start a more ambitious business. It's called working hard to earn more.
>inb4 whining and bitching excuses

How mad are you? There is nothing stopping you from having 10 white kids and collecting welfare while you homeschool them, in between teaching them to shoot and lift.

Don't hate the players, hate the game. You are being outsmarted by worthless niggers. Your TAXES pay for that shit, let it pay for yours.

I was like you, putting in 60 hour weeks as a Defense Contractor, going to school, increasing my property value - wasting all my free time on bullshit.

I listen to almost one audiobook a day while I paint, cook, "work" reselling and mailing shit out. I stream all my entertainment for free on KODI with Amazon firestick.

It took me a year to find my Nissan Truck online and Craigslist from an obituary. A 1992 with less than 90K miles for $3,000 cash. It has cost me less than 1K over the past 3 years. My insurance in like $40 bucks a month - with roadside service and towing.

Neetlife bestlife.

KEK, that is so fucking true.

Shit like that seriously makes me think that billionares have a giant organization like shareblue that has the job of distracting right wing retards from the absolute ungodly masses of money that billionaire tax cuts cost us, and that instead shift blame to a few guys on welfare.

Like nigger, the cost of welfare is jack shit compared to all the fucking billionaires and millionaires that pay less in percent than fucking middle class people. Especially under drumpf who's buttbuddy with his billionaires kike friends.

But muh evil welfare needs to be cut, right? Fucking pathetic

I know this is a troll thread but it is a good chance for a discussion about this, because there's an angle we're not really considering here.

Jordan B Peterson has pointed out that violence, especially male homicide and other physical assaults increase very reliably with wealth inequality. There's a measure of this called the Gini coefficient en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gini_coefficient

You can calculate for a geographical region and the larger this number the more (relative) wealth inequality there is.

The problem that wealthy people have is that they earn their wealth in a social context, money only has value that we socially agree on. That means you need to maintain that social cohesion to maintian your wealth, and as inequality grows so does violence.

So either you pay for private security to protect you, your family and your assets which is expensive, or you do another trick which is you redistribute a tiny fraction your earnings back to NEETs to essentially keep them passive. You don't want these guys uprising and fighting back, so you placate them with the minimum amount of free stuff that stops them from rioting.

It's a well understood idea in economics, that violence is one of the most expensive way of resolving disputes. It's way cheaper to pay these people off the minimum amount they'll accept to remain peaceful, than it would if they didn't earn anything and then smashed the system and we had to repair it.

I'm cracking a beer in your honor right now user.

>I just used thousands of taxpayers money to pay for a recent court case to claim even more welfare.
>I've used the welfare payments to clear off a mortgage on some property i own.
Beautiful, brother

Sounds comfy af desu, enjoy!

The difference is that the ''evil billionaires'' actually provide value to society, while ppl on welfare don't - they're just lazy parasites.

I had a 9-6 job. It was horrible. I was having to wake up at 7:00am every morning, to do a 90 min commute to work, and didn't get home until 7:30pm every evening, utterly exhausted (even though it was just working in front of a computer all day)

I had enough, left my job, worked really hard to improve my musical abilities (which were always there, but I never had the time to develop them into actual releases) and 10 years later, I'm now a top selling artist and can live off royalties without the need to get a "proper" job for the rest of my life.

I'm a NEET who worked hard to get here and it feels great people. Don't settle for a shitty office job that sucks your soul out of you every single day. Find something you enjoy doing and make it your goal to get paid for it.

Guys don't become a NEET. A resume with big gaps in unemployment and no school is a huge red flag and makes you unemployable to anything other than Walmart. NEETs aren't actually proud of the situation they're in, they're just trying to justify the situation they're in by telling themselves it's all going to plan. Life on welfare is a life in poverty, choose your path wisely user.

>Here in Germany (I just have a yank proxy), you CONSTANTLY, and I mean, CONSTANTLY have to send applications every fucking week to keep your neetbux
Here in the UK they demand that you do a minimum of 35 hours of job-searching to keep your neetbux. They also have a system called Universal Jobmatch that they expect everyone to use, UJ is a website that you use to look for jobs, and what's special about it is the "work coaches" down the job center get to see every little thing you do on the site.

Not many people know this though; you don't have to give them permission to view your activity on your UJ account, so every couple of weeks I just write out a 2 page diary filled with 35 hours worth of bullshit and make my work coach sit there and read a big list of shit I didn't do, lmfao.

thanks baes. i think i will run to the shop and buy a few as well.

Why doesn't it work with niggers?

That's bullshit. You just write you were traveling in Africa helping starving children instead of leaving a gap in your resume.

Yeah but what if more and more ppl become neets? It becomes quickly unsustainable, especially because neets will breed like crazy.

This is easily the best post of the past 2 weeks. Screenied.

Something always comes up around the $2k savings mark. I have no ideas that the market demands that would be profitable.

I work 5-7 a week for free for a faceless multinational corporation. Not much else I can do in terms of hard work.

That hits close to home. I have been getting harassed by some goys on Discord to just upload my resume (or what resembles one) to indeed.Com and I should get hired. I don't think it works that way, or they are misunderstood of my lack of qualifications.

>I'm a NEET who worked hard to get here and it feels great people. Don't settle for a shitty office job that sucks your soul out of you every single day. Find something you enjoy doing and make it your goal to get paid for it.

I love telling my wagecuck friends that I will be late for a happy hour meeting because I am finishing pruning my plants, waxing my truck, freezing some lasagna or doing some Pilates in my living room because I woke up late.

I did the coffee, commute, coffee, water cooler life. It's empty.

I once found a $35,000 unpaid invoice from 3 years ago and I got a $40 giftcard to Buffalo Wild Wings.

>I'm now a top selling artist and can live off royalties without the need to get a "proper" job for the rest of my life.
Why would you lie on a Mongolian basket weaving forum?

oh lad i remember the originals, this kid was a legend. In this episode, we have a solid REE. We have a Shut it down and a wee little blonde lass.
youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54