ITT: characters who are literally you

>people are nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment

careful there captain edgelord you might cut yourself on accident instead of doing it for attention

That's some edgy shit right there

> is a grumpy fuck
> hates modern trend
> calls other people waifu a slut

Except the being dead part

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>I'm attractive and very intelligent, just not athletic.
>I use chess metaphors even though I don't know how to play chess. People are mere pawns in my master plans.
>Tons of beautiful women wish to have sex with be but I brush them off. I have better things to do.
>I hate my father, love my mother and really love my little sister.
>The ends justify the means. If people die, whatever, shit happens.
>I'm an ass guy.
>Nothing wrong with lying. I'll even defend it.
>It is not me who is wrong but the world!
>I make jokes about genocide. Except sometimes I mean it.
It's like someone made an anime about me.

Why is this thread edgy? Why are you so edgy? Why am I asking this? Because Sup Forums is not edgy. Sup Forums is self degrading

>I'm a cute little girl

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Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.

It's still degrading because it's ironic.

OP is Best Girl?

Hey that's Iyami.

OW THE EDGE

>I dont know what sarcasm is

OW THE EDGE.jpg

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>Dark past
>Best at everything
>Doesn't care much about other people's needs
>Mission of vengance
Yeah pretty much sums me up.

It has to be Flandre for me
>blonde hair
>Intelligent
>barely ever go outside
>look like a little girl
>nihilistic
>really 495 years old
>wicked sense of humor
>cute! CUTE!

so you are a faggot

Who the hell do you think i am

I'm a big guy.

Where does this pasta specifically come from? Saw it on a few other boards, I think.

for you

Say that to my face, prick. I'll stab you with my sword that I also have. I'm telling you kid don't fuck with me.

Are you a lolicon or a siscon ¿?

I look like a girl.

>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games

Yes, yes, I'm sure you're so clever and intelligent just like Light.

Can't be fucked to google a pic but shikamaru from naruto

Kaiki

>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment
They know it, you're the one being used.

>I wanna see how the barrier between life and death feels like

yes

ITT: Edgelords galore

For me it's Mugi. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

For me it's Patrick Bateman. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense for getting digits.

Are you good at mahjong?

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

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(OP)

I'd fuck you, If you shaved first.

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>people are nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically planting ideas into people's heads, and playing mind games
>get bored of someone after a while and move on to my next victim but that's okay because there's literally billions of you dirty little roaches to fuck around with
>some people actually believe I care about them as people but the truth is I only use them for my personal advantage and entertainment

>(OP)

What did he mean with this?

I am beautiful

>responsible for many terrorist attacks across the world
>ruthless killer
>wear all black all the time
>always wear a mask to hide my identity
>unrelated but my parents hate me and i hate then
>god my basement is hot right now

I remember when trolling used to be a art. Now people just fall for whatever bait is laid out for them 100% of the time.

I win

Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor