Why does the US have a piece of canada ?

Why does the US have a piece of canada ?

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>Why does America have a piece of Russia?
Ftfy

>why does the US have a piece of Russia

Ftfy

why is the UK such a shithole whos as big as one of our shitty island

Why do Europeans control native American land?

Too spoopy man

Why are my pants warm and filled with poop?

thats like saying florida is mexican

alaska is a large peninsula with land border with canada

Because it's closer than the UK

It was never Canadian as it used to be Russian until the no-good Yankees bought it after the civil war to pay the Tsar for the rent of his fleet. $10 dollars an acre they paid.

We bought it from Russia.

>thats like saying florida is mexican

Isn't it?

Don't worry we will take the rest soon

Cubans/Dominicans/Haitians

So yeah, Carribean Mexicans.

Why did Russia owned a piece of Canada?

Because we bought it, now fuck off Olouja.

Since you're probably Nigerian, would it help if I spoke in Igbo?

Got allota UK tings* goin on ay?

>why does Canada even exist?
Is what I think you meant to say.

>$10 dollars an acre they paid.
Living in america, thats a fucking steal.

Why does the US have a piece of Spain and the UK?

We bribed the Russian guy and they never found the official payment as the ship sank and it's hull lacked millions in gold when searched later.

Why does the UK have a piece of Argentina?

LIVING IN AMERICA.
Well sounds like good old manifest destiny.

The Russians have been there for 20 minutes and then claimed it.

It belonged to nobody, American were conned.

if it were actually Canadian wouldn't it be British???

Fuck off and stop caring what we do here on our continent.

Only a self hating cuck puts down the anglosphere. Unless you're not even a half white meztiso.

>an island in the sea =/= a peninsula off of another country

>our content

its canadians continent actually

It doesn't belong to Argentina and it never has.

No gun laws, legal weed, no taxes, free money.

its our continent
if we had conquered quebec there would be no canada at all

what's a Canadian white man?

give me more fire water. NOW.

The retarded bongs claimed Alaska, so the Russians grabbed it, because why the fuck not?

Then they sold it to the US, because they wanted to make sure the bongs were eternally cucked.

I wonder this every day.

It doesn't. It has the Falkland Islands.

>Why does the US have a piece of canada ?

We don't.

It's a piece of Russia, and we paid for it.

The most STDs per capita though. 5 or 6 AIDs Stacy's hit every fisher in the state.

>if

and you didn't

Why is there Canada?

how fucking stupid are you.

How is life in Alaska ? Is it worth moving there ?
Are there jobs in the southern part ?
How is the cost of life in general ?

Also i would fuck Sarah Palin.

at least we didn't lose our entire empire
we only gained

Alaska: Like Vermont if maple syrup was oil

Alaska never belonged to Canada.

go to the library and learn you piece of shit brit instead of pawning off your homework on us

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We bought Alaska from russia dumbass

you realize "muh empire" is literally the current american deep state?

mkay

just go to canada, zero difference but with less nigs and gun crime

Owning a piece of your neighbpr's rightful land is pretty sweet through.
Shows you who's boss.

We took this piece of worthless wetlands to cockblock the harbor of Antwerp to the benefit of Rotterdam.
We still refuse to clean up shipwrecks so that Antwerp is hard to reach.
Belgium doesn't even retaliate, they are our bottom bitch.

by that reasoning, the whole Europe belongs to us meatballs
I don't really mind, we'd probably get Crimea too and enjoy both vatnik and hohol butthurt

Yeah, but governments today still use bull shit land treaty's documents and purchases like this to justify territorial claims. Like that mess with India and China near Burma. Every country was dragging out old treaty's and charters that were outdated and inaccurate to claim valuable land. This Alaskan land purchase really paid off, so who really scammed who? Clearly America was under the impression Russia had a claim. Now they don't.

*Russia
And we used our money to buy it.
Clearly a retard made this post.

Mfw we are the size of an empire
Mfw it's all deep state
Mfw Napoleon creams his tighty frenchie whiteys thinking about it.

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Hmm all I see are Americans here. Perhaps you should be questioning YOUR country as to why they think their opinions matter?

Because some bong 'Lord' stabbed us in the back.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_boundary_dispute#Arbitration

Yes, maybe it was a Russian-American trick to prevent Canada from making any claims.

Both Russia and America benefited.
And without the deal it would probably go to Canada.

Why does Canada have a piece of the American Continent? Why does anyone other than America have a piece of either American Continent?

Too bad they're a bunch of chucks and basically rendered themselves a non-player on the international stage.

Loser country/10

We call it America sometimes in burgerland. US, USA, and America are interchangeable. That's what we call it and I know this pisses everyone off. Get the fuck over it and never try to correct us again.

>cuz ruskies be like indians
We bought it from the Russian for 7.2 mil in 1867. Thats 112 mil now. Alaska has 17 billion barrels of reserves liquid murica blood.

the better question is why does canada have all that land that belongs to the USA?

It's funny that other Americans stopped apologizing for dumb fucks like OP.

There are just too many of them

>incredibly stupid post
>easily answered by 2 minute web search
Slide thread
Tick tock

Maybe move to a real country and you won't be such a faggot?

The eternal anglo, leaf.

>two nations decide the fate of your contiguous land mass and you have no say
wow canada has been getting cucked longer than I I though

Why doesn't the US own all that bullshit between here and Alaska?

btw, the discovery of Alaska is a fascinating story.

Interesting detail: the women in eastern Russia had never seen men from the west, and many wanted to get impregnated by the explorers.

The real question is why does Canada exist at all?

Well it was Russian, but that is beside the point.

Canada is rightful American clay and we will take it soon. Maple trees are deciduous motherfuckers, we are coming for the sweet sugar harvest. Bonus for you, we might kick out the chunks if you are nice. Imagine a whitoronto.

Reminder that Åland is rightful Swedish clay.

>A nation the revolted from your control being your bitch

It was never Canadian t begin with, it was sold to us by the Russian Empire.

Counter: Why does America not own canada? Oh..wait...

Reminder that Hawaii is rightful bong clay.

They don't deserve it. They done goofed on that one.

FUCK YOU, NOW I WANNA PLAY FALLOUT. FUCK.

Alaska actually stretches across the whole USA
maps don't do its size justice

Rednecks, Puerto Ricans, and Cubans

beautiful

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_boundary_dispute#Arbitration
>I never learned that Russia had claims on the west coast until now
American education is fucking embarrassing

Poor dumb bastards, responding to limey posts without remembering to sage.

They were only part of the Netherlands for a couple of years.
Napoleon joined our countries but when we defeated him the French organized revolts in Belgium because they didn't want a powerful neighbor.

And we punished the Belgians for revolting by taking parts of Limburg and Brabant.

I assume the considerations for the people already living there wasn't a priority.

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Some ruskie still live there.

DELET THIS FLAG !

No it's not. Russia actually owned Alaska, the US took Florida before Mexico was even a country.

I doubt the residents noticed one way or another, at the time.

Are you joking?
America made a lot of money off Alaska

Russia held it for almost 100 years and there are still some Russians left...

youtube.com/watch?v=96PdjClRFho

Shit nigga I thought that was Minecraft at first

Because we take what we want and no one stops us. By the way, those are some nice-looking islands you have there, the ones way up North. You aren't using 'em, are ya?

and they say burger education is bad.