>ywn shitpost with the Romans
Why even live
Ywn shitpost with the Romans
Connor Jenkins
Parker Ramirez
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Luis Morris
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Adrian Robinson
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Matthew Davis
>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Kek
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Roman Aussies confirmed
Jaxson Evans
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Charles Garcia
this is actually funny. i think they use alot of euphemisms, i.e. i made bread here = i took a shit
Adrian Hill
Exactly.
So does "pinch a loaf" originate with them?
Camden Perez
>O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti
IRONIC ANCIENT SHITPOSTING
Jose Morgan
>"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!"
>your average mgtow nigger
Chase Anderson
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Nothing ever changes.
Benjamin Mitchell
>that last one
Is that the roman version of "your mother will die in her sleep"
Asher Anderson
How much is a sestertii? Like a dollar?
Benjamin Mitchell
>tfw you will never be as chad as Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion
Jonathan Gutierrez
At that time in Rome, closer to a dollar before the Fed.
Brayden Baker
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion
The virgin soldier
>no woman in estrous knew of him
>counted the women who smiled at him in the markets as coitus
>left unknown and unsatisfied
>V.5.3 (barracks of the Julian-Claudian gladiators; column in the peristyle); 4289: Celadus the Thracian gladiator is the delight of all the girls
THE CHAD GLADIATOR
>all women in estrous know of him by instinct
>lost count of his amarous conquests
>always satisfies
>not even Roman, turns local men into cuckolds
Jaxon King
>Gaius Pumidius Dipilus was here on October 3rd 78 BC
atheists btfo
romans predicted christ
Jaxson Morris
Someone meme this please
Adam Perez
>"To the one defecating here. Beware of this curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy."
Lol this is like the "Don't shit in the elevator" signs you see around here.
Caleb Edwards
>2017
>not adorning your cutlery with winged phalli like your roman forebears
WE ARE SHAMING THEM PEOPLE
Adrian Jenkins
>200AD
>want to start my own gym
>ask a local artisan to make me a nice sign for my gym
>tell him I want a symbol of strength, like a big bulging bicep
>draw him a rough sketch but I'm no artist or anything
>tell him I want to attract strong guys who want to improve their bodies with other men and have fun
>artisan tells me he understands
>wake up the next morning and see this
Josiah Sanchez
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William Williams
>The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
Wisdom
Jace Bell
Always sunny did it
Ian Morris
>(House of the Citharist; below a drawing of a man with a large nose)
EVERY GODDAMN TIME
Luis Sanders
Digits confirm
Ian Price
o fugg
Cooper Wilson
>the emperor's doctor shat here
the absolute madman
Dylan Sanders
ah yes we had to learn all these at Trade school.
The classics.