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>marrying an american woman
this dude is about drown in misery once she bloats into harambe and stops acting nice

MARRIED

KANGZ

Etheopia still has monarch?

We wuz kangz!!

>Prince
>Chooses a female that's only 2 years younger than him

He's a lawyer LARPing as a prince.

>Live in exile
No, it doesnt

Their heir is in exile in the United States. They hope to reclaim their throne some day

I could've sworn he was the prince of Zamunda.

>Be Kang
>Son meets a roastie in a DC Nightclub
>Falls in love with her
What a fuckin commoner

is this the nigga that emailed me about some big check

>be literal kang
>marry pavement pounding american ghetto nigress

ya dun goofed

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.

Sounds good to me desu republics are gay

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This is a good thing they should all go back.

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Nah he will just have here killed and get a new one. He is a nigger prince for fucks sake, you think he has any morals his people starve and look where he fucking lives.

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This is an Orthodox/Oriental Christian thing. Groom and bride wear these crowns, which symbolize that he's her king, and she's his queen

I fucked one of the ethiopian royal chicks in high school

I would help them for a cushy Kingsguard position desu

Tfw he could probably hire / assemble an army of willing volunteers from the states as people would be attracted enough just from the sheer adventurism of it.