/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WAKING UP IN TRUMPS AMERICA EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES (fuck poo in the loos too)
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/turtleman press conference 10/16/17
youtu.be/RW9WDpHSYdM
>Pres Trump holds a cabinet meeting 10/16/17
youtu.be/EYk497cVgFU
>VP Pence - Konichiwa 10/16/17
youtu.be/SODFCHLoPlA
>WH Video: Ivanka at world bank 10/16/17
youtu.be/KWdXx1ITkAY
>WH Video: Week in review #1 10/16/17
youtu.be/9wdj2c6FtTA
>WH Video: VP Pence on tax reform 10/16/17
youtu.be/TFf105qb6po
>DoD video: Origin of Mattis' callsign 10/16/17
youtu.be/-AEZpJHWg9Q
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #37 10/13/17
youtu.be/GBM1fagzZxI
>Steve Bannon @Values Voter Summit 10/14/17
youtu.be/phpT_yukNks
>Sebastian Gorka @Values Voter Summit 10/14/17
youtu.be/k4Ha0GbASZI
>KAC @Values Voter Summit 10/13/17
youtu.be/eqP6yN65XQk
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #12 (Lara) 10/13/17
youtu.be/8rGxpe8D-mo
>D&S Clap-back @eminem 10/12/17
youtu.be/_7OzIWONVyc
>BUILD THAT WALL #2 10/13/17
youtu.be/JFtH4GpP3RE
>The Trump Cock penetrates Seattle 10/13/17
youtu.be/TTtjSa8h6z4

INSPIRATION
>The Renewal of the American Spirit
youtu.be/5Z0ehn4p6IU
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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That's an awfully hot coffee pot

[Insert either funny post, cringe, or anti-Trump bait here to get (You)s]

Awoo~

>because you'd be in jail

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twitter.com/thecampaignbook/status/919956149797097474

>coffee?

what's their endgame? is this a chess move?

I love Kellyanne.

>TFW You make awoobaker so butt frustrated he shits himself everytime you enter thread

Not gonna lie, Feel a lot of satisfaction from this. He doesn't have to reply to me, I know how he really feels

7 more years

>tfw memeflag and IMG MD5 were both filtered.

So sleepy.

In picture.

>not covfefe pot

One job you aids wigger

>when you doubled your adderall dose for the day

Just a standard confirmation for an appointment that doesn't matter

Is this a pic for or against the bans? Because it looks like it would be for it. I mean look what they did to that kid ffs. Seems like a good reason not to let it happen to our kids.

Be nice

Are they saying Hillary should shut her mouth then? She’s right lol.

Trumps on the right side of history so the test is can you pass the Trump test.

Underrated, could be the ‘pol/ slogan

So how are we going to handle it if we get American refugees from an Madame President timeline?

post pictures of your trump mobiles

>7 more years
>implying you don't shill against trump half the time

Think Trump knows the real story on the Vegas shooting? Seems like the MSM have completely dropped the subject.

Oh just you wait.

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You should add a tripcode for maximum damage, or don't cause you might kill him due to induced aneurysm.

LIVE - TruNews TV

youtube.com/watch?v=Vs_bWaIBsXo

Why did he put "miracle" in quotes

Daily reminder

>I mean look what they did to that kid ffs
Put him in a chair, then gave him back to his dad?

YAKUB

WE
WUZ
AYYLMAOS

LOOK WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN

>Literally married into it
>(((((rescued)))))

That's not the proper word for being told to stop larping & come home by mommy & daddy.

What the actual fuck..

To be fair, that's a totally valid position if one had no prior knowledge of the 2016 presidential race.

But no such thing has happened, he is just impotently raging like always.

An user is going to use a drone to capture it

Is this going to be on the quiz next Friday?

so woke

damn why did they leave some people behind then?

but then the white man enslaved them, armed with swords and arrows

NEW

This was propaganda

>yfw you realize you forgot to pay a bill and now there's a ding on your credit report

What? Is your point the attack was fake or...?

Back in November, enough black people stopped voting for Hillary Clinton so we could be in the MAGA timeline.

*taps mic
>clears throat
Ahem
~Drumphf

so is that a mosque in france?

should i dump it blumpf?

It's like watching children play make believe.

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IMPEACH 45

*thinking face emoji*

I would never have believed it in 2015. Less so that I would be so happy about it.

* Standing ovation intensifies*

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Reminder that you should always look for evidence of a claim and not just appeal to authority (e.g. a celebrity) on whether something is true or not.

DRUMP BTFO

>implying fake tweets are funnier than real tweets

I like how he pretends I don't exist. He did everything he could not to hand it over to me in the last thread for example, and went back to filtering me

Guy's a real sperg, I can feel it. I could go further with this, but I don't actually want to disrupt the general

To be fair, that was mostly Horus.

Depends how they define harassment.

Obama did nothing wrong.

Cause he was being accused of having called the event a miracle in an interview, while clearly referring to the fact that more people could have died but didn’t, iirc. He was quoting himself.

FBI coverup, truth was too destructive to this nation because not worth knowing ISIS killed our people, and insider baseball about how we entrap ISIS with guns not needed for enemy to know more about. Once, I thought about it I decided I didn’t need to know what happened, everyone involved is dead or going to die and there are some seriously dangerous hombres involved and I’d rather keep my family safe than know the truth.

>to intelligent too become hamburgers.

I used to play lose yourself and till I collapse before practice. I don't know why he became so pathetic in the last decade

*does not apply to the new french people

Fuck you.

Nearly done sourcing every accomplishment, only a few left to go. Use this to BTFO reddit!

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NEW

>Trump is quietly completely transforming the federal judiciary - nominated nearly 60 judges, filling more vacancies than Barack Obama did in his entire first year (archive.is/xUU3T)

I give it until 11:00 am EST tomorrow before that thing's gone.

I'm glad you agree with our president nigger

Aderall is amazing. I dropped 40 lbs in 3 months just from eating better. Didn't even exercise besides what i get from my job.

I knew we were entering a new age, but Donald Trump was about the last person I expected to be the savior of Western civilization.

>dropped spaghetti
>looks like trump
ok thats funny

>niggers had stargates
>left the fucking planet when the white people started invading
>the remaining niggers were the retards, the slaves, and the good-for-nothing lazy apes
>WE WUZ KANGS

Who?

explain this meme to me. does he actually rap about coffee?

you really shouldn't listen to nigger music user
its bad for your brain

How new are you?

The kid got dusty, but apart from the emotional shock he was fine. The ((((((white helmets))))))) just happened to be right there with an empty ambulance, took his photo, then fucked off.
The kid's dad only knew this when the photo became famous, and he told everyone the kid wasn't even hurt

Hell, even the famous drowned kid is fake, they found him between some rocks, and positioned the corpse for a photo op

Obama freed five terrorists to get back Bowe Bergdahl, who pleaded guilty to desertion today, actually.

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Did Manafort cause Hillary's accident?

he raps about blompf

you mean whitey with sticks destroyed the star gatez

>Nearly done sourcing every accomplishment, only a few left to go

You are truly a great man. This will have a real impact 20/20 elections. Hell even the 2018 elections.

Always wanted to know what animal this is

No. It's just Moloch withdrawing his power.

its literally the first line in his "freestyle"
>thats an awfully hot coffee pot
>should i drop it on Trump? probably not
still trying to figure out what he meant

You ask to many questions kid.

Was it $65,000 on hotdogs and cheese pizza from Hawaii?

>But no such thing has happened
You'll never know until you try, user. Using the scientific method is what got man to fly.

Yep. At first I wanted him to win for the Lulz. Then I listened to him. What a time to be alive.

Just passing by.

Don't worry about me.

covfefepot

I think it means he doesn't want to physically harm him

First lines in his diss on trump

>That's an awfully hot coffee pot
>Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not