PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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donaldjtrump.com
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES (fuck poo in the loos too)
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com
NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTV video: Opioid Crisis (Dr Gina Loudon) 10/16/17
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>Pres Trump arrives in Greenville SC and greets supporters 10/16/17
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>Pres Trump/turtleman press conference 10/16/17
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>Pres Trump holds a cabinet meeting 10/16/17
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>VP Pence - Konichiwa 10/16/17
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>WH Video: Ivanka at world bank 10/16/17
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>WH Video: Week in review #1 10/16/17
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>WH Video: VP Pence on tax reform 10/16/17
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>DoD video: Origin of Mattis' callsign 10/16/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #37 10/13/17
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>Steve Bannon @Values Voter Summit 10/14/17
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>Sebastian Gorka @Values Voter Summit 10/14/17
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>KAC @Values Voter Summit 10/13/17
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #12 (Lara) 10/13/17
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>D&S Clap-back @eminem 10/12/17
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INSPIRATION
>The Renewal of the American Spirit
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>NEVER GIVE UP
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>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TIFF SPACE PROGRAM EDITION
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I met Trump the other day. I was out playing basketball with my friend, and he came up and asked if he could shoot some hoops with us. We all were so happy he was there and wore our trump hats to play. I was going towards the basket when Trump pulled my hat over my head and slammed me into it. He proceeded to make a goal and asked if I was ok saying "you're a pretty sweaty guy". My friends started laughing at me and started calling me a wetback. I had the ball again and trump stuck his leg out and tripped me. He then threw the ball in my face and made another goal. He walked over and said "what's wrong little guy? can't handle the wall?". I told him these move he was making were illegal but he punched me in the face and said "I'm the fucking president I can do whatever I want to". While I was lying on the ground, he lit my trump hat on fire and put it in my pants. He said "you'll be fine the sweat will put it out" He asked his secret service agents to break down my door and grab a sandwich from my fridge. They came back and said there were no premade sandwiches so they just put the whole fridge on the back of his limo and left.
lewd pics for trump
This is a movement all right, a bowel movement
EVERY FEMALE SHAPED THING BELOW THIS LINE IS A TRAP
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Can we add this to the pastebin?
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It's my birthday Sup Forums
I practiced for a board exam and went to the gym and ate some food. Hope you're doing well.
Who /oldman/ here?
>there's an Austrian in charge of his country at the age of 31
>mfw 20
What are we doing with out lives?
RACIST
DELETE THIS
go for it user
bck2reddit
Bring your cellphone/computer to the bathroom so the CIA can create that shitting sounds folder for you.
happy birthday
I only work two days a week right now. If someone quits the rate ends up at $600 a week for 5 days. It's a "Low skill" job as well
I approve.
I'm applying to be a state representative
What a bizarrely appropriate typo
Tiff is getting my rocket ready for blast off!
Applying? Isn't that an elected position?
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Trump is a good goy.
Waiting for the race war
K
*breaths in
*clears throat
Ahem
*puffs into mic in a numale voice
Drumph
What kind of job?
DAKKA not DACA, okay?
Revolution my comrades!
I wish I was old enough during 9/11 so I could enlist, now I'm 27, even if I manage to go right now, waiting two years, as a legal citizen, would have to wait 2 more years, past the age of 26 I think they only take people on "special circumstances".
Life's not fair.
ADULT DAYCARE
dude, congrats on your great day!
happy birthday, user! we love and appreciate you!
Yeah. But who wouldn't vote for me?
I'll be in D.C. in 2018. Senate side. Gonna be fun!
I don't wanna grow old
Hopefully I next time I go surfing I get eaten by a shark
I don't know. Is anyone else running?
>japan in charge of not posting traps
>her
/oldman/ checking in.
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> TICK TOCK DRUMPFKINS
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> TICK TOCK DRUMPFKINS
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living vicariously through Trump's political successes like failed boomers do with NFL teams?
I'm wasting time here instead of working on the things I want to work on.
Shouldn't a meme like this be put in their (((opinions))) pieces?
Delivering meat, freezers and other various large appliances to to people with phenomenal credit. It's an overnight job as well.
>1111
M8....
>nbc
>wikipedia
Happy birthday! Because you've been such a good goy, we're giving you a bonus.
Just some less handsome, boring candidates.
From your end, which is better online school to not get laughed out of an interview. University of pheonix, or liberty university. Asking for friend
Couldn't have described it better.
Which state?
I didn't even notice it.
That's never going to happen.
There's always hope, Hans.
Huh.
Your fate is sealed.
Makes sense.
I know that feel.
>Pence will never give me a cupcake
How about you stay away from that surfboard and we chill?
good luck user with your dreams.
I did not spend money on college, as I was indecisive and didn't want to waste money only to learn I didn't want to do what I was learning
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so long pal. you're shark chow.
>flag
Checks out, read a book called "The Brothers Karamazov", there's some good advice for people that think that "dying young" is a good way.
Also the advice about jealousy will prevent you from killing another faggot.
ride a motorcycle like me user, until one day your reaction time is a bit too slow and you ride eternal shiny and chrome
Guys, is our destiny to the stars nigh? Will we be free from the limitations of this Earth and expand across the galaxy?
Happy Birthday
Doing the news on a Macedonia image board.
Also, starting.
Well it's time to get a new fridge, then.
The square one.
>facts
>reality
That may well be the most pseudointellectual pile of crap I've ever read.
>I don't like it so it must be false!
TICK TOCK TEAM BRAINWASHED
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Imagine being this mad over Trump's simple populist appeal that you write like this.
YEEHAW
Wut else? Ruining it for others of course.
Update your phone. Clean up the hard drive. And answer your Tinder messages
WTF i love Sup Forums now!
How many is the average books a college student reads in the United States of America?
Does someone more qualified wanna take over? I kinda just wanna watch tv and sleep.
Yup!
Someone post pics of the hillary campaign headquarters.
Most of us are doing what was intended by our founders; learn a profession, get a wife, have kids, make something of yourself and then consider public service once you're set.
>31 and running a country
He's going to be a career politician and cancerous the next 50years, kid hasn't fucking done anything, putting someone in charge with no experience is how you get Obongo
now you're just gonna grow old missing half a leg
>there are people in this very thread RIGHT NOW who haven't turned Trump's 8 year presidency into an extended calendar which they used to set different goals for themselves
for fucks sake you morons, during Trump Year 1, i began learning a new language. i will focus on a new language each year. who gives a shit if don't become some expert level speaker, shit's fun.
i'll be done with grad school after this year, so Trump Year 2 will focus on physical fitness and making big gainz at the gym
I wanted to get back into writing and each month I make a point to write at least one article for the university paper even if it doesn't get published. over time, i'll get really good, and maybe i'll be good enough to write pieces for online publications for the next election cycle
by the time the 8 years are up I will have become a new man. every morning i wake up and imagine how pathetic my life will be if Trump's presidency ends and the only thing i have to my name are shitty Awoo shoops i made at 3 am. not good enough.
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THIS IS NOT A LARP
MAJOR NEWS TOMORROW
ITS OVER FOR THE DEMS
Please no, I like you.
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>file created 3 March 2017
Memes turning to dust alongside my youth.....
I've been looking for this tweet for months. Thanks, user!
No, it talks about how they try to prevent Trump from ranting or doing crazy shit. His aides try and complement him, and HR McMaster tries to run through the pros and cons of his crazy foreign policy ideas.
I miss spiderposting.
The more our President disdains gullible little me, the more I love him
bugger off Sean, I don't wanna buy n00t's book or see your movie
>THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL
>PEOPLE ARE TELLING THE TRUTH
I'm not a racist.
Hmmm.... well i'm British, so she's a solid 8. Our women are mostly shit.
Spooky spooder.
You chose this life, user.
You mean the price?
$300 tops. $50 is the cheapest I've spent. Some are free.
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Thats a big spider.
And it didn't end up being anything.