Your waifu gorilla glues their bare foot to your crotch, are you okay with?

Your waifu gorilla glues their bare foot to your crotch, are you okay with?

>footfags

>not being a footfag

>being a footfag

>not being a footfag

no

Why not?

her feet will eventually create enough sweat to make the glue go away

My pubes would get ripped off and I couldn't sit at my desk to post on Sup Forums.

No, it stays stuck to you forever because it's magic gorilla glue.

>being a footfag

Your pubes won't get ripped off, her foot will never come off you.

Then how could I fuck her? She clearly didn't think this through.

Who said she wanted you to fuck her?

Gluing your foot to someone's crotch and not fucking them is cruel.

>your waifu doesn't want you to fuck her
I'm not a cuck.

How long until people figure out who's foot this is?

It was just an accident that she glued her foot to your crotch, she didn't want to. She hates you.

She'd eventually develop Stockholm syndrome from laying under my desk all day. She'd want to get fuck eventually.

You don't know?

One to go.

Usami Mizuki

She won't be under your desk all day, she can drag your dick around wherever she wants.

I go to the gym, I'm stronger than a teenage girl so she'd listen to me shitpost and watch anime whether she wants to or not.

But your dick can't get stronger.

It doesn't need to get stronger.

She can stomp on it until you listen to her.

That'll will only make my dick stronger.

If I was him I'd just punch her once in the face and be done with it.

Fuck. I already glued my urethra with superglue, now my waifu's gonna glue her foot to my dick as well?

Don't bully Umaru-chan. (T0T)

It's gonna suck when she gets mad for no reason one day and rips your scrotum off.

She can't, the glue is permanent.

No. Sitting in the ER for 10 hours while passing nurses chuckle at me doesn't sound fun.

But your dick isn't.

It is, magic.

No son, I know what that shit does.

(･_･;?

It's nice and sexy until we both can't get to work the next day and arguments erupt and the relationship ends.

Dicks out for Harambe

Your waifu works?

It fuses and mends shit at a cellular level because ENZYMES.
You would literally have to wait months of skin shedding just to get the hardened glue fused with your skin to fall off.

Is anyone going to comment how the feet looks wrong?

No, they look kawaii af.

That's the point.

I have this weird ass 2 people stuck together fetish. Especially involving foot and crotch.

There's no way there can be a gap between those toes. I would like you to try to make your feet look like that yourself.

I can do it...

What's wrong with your feet? Anyone can do this?

Wasn't that in an episode in Two and Half Men?

You're just not dexterous enough.

What makes you say that.

Nani?