Monster Musume

Are you having sweet Lala dreams?

No, I was shown what a sweet snek dream would look like

>No new chapter yet

Sadly no Ms. Smith dream.
Why live?

Papi is pretty great, i hope the next arc is hers.

Papi makes me happi

Whats she dreamin about?

Killin n' stuff

Dicks

I don't know man, Papi is objectively the least well developed character and yet I can't not love her. How does she do it?

When will Papi remember she's supposed to go and visit Kii?

Thats an unbearably cute picture.

I'd say Lala is pretty underdeveloped(definitely not physically though)

Papi wa _____

That's nasty, she shits out of her horn.

If I got my own Lala after death..
things sound pretty good,

I am not sharing with you homos

Guys, look. We got user Alfa here.

I called dibs first motherfucker

Tio is literally perfect

>two legs
>perfect

plenty of two legs can be perfect.

Example: Pic related.

>able to engage in footplay activities with big, soft, cinnamony soles
>somehow bad
Wot?

Hows it feel you've been cucked?

This. Perfect girls should have four.

Have you ever noticed how perfect Draco is? She was built for loving and protecting

I'm glad she's going to continue to suffer. Thank you Crab.

what if I told you it's not me who's been cucked.

Also look at these legs and tell me they're not perfect.

She's nice.
Liz is still best lizard though.

why

Tio makes for a lovely unicorn. It fits with her personality too.

This is why we are studying how to control genetics, people. We will play God and do it for sex.

>no wings
>less stylish haircut
>doesn't have beautiful blue eyes
A close second, but almost only counts for government work

horses are digusting

You're disgusting.

oh

>employed
>thicker tail, wider hips, more scales
>has access to a van
No idea what color her eyes are, or her scales, still doesn't change my opinion.

But I respect your decision to continue loving your dragon.

>Your waifu has to go to work
>Draco can spend all day snuggling

Two legs is the best.
>leg lock
>sumata
>juicy delicious thighs
>footplay
>hugging her as you make love to her
>the ability to look deep into her eyes as you make her a mother
All these things are denied to cerea-fags

what would happen if you cut off Lalas ahoge?

Not necessarily underdeveloped, but Papi is badly developed, she has literally 'no reason' to leave her kind and none to stay with Kimihito. Her personality too doesn't advance much because of this accursed 3-step amnesia.

I want to marry this snake.

I was with you until you started shitting on other people's waifu.

All girls are best to the anons who love them.

gas horsefags.

>his waifu is so inflexible he has to line up belly-to-belly to look into her eyes

Don't love the bimbo. She's a serial killer that murders people with her boobs.

>you will never leave humanity behind with polt

12 SCOOPS C'MON!

>tfw your waifu wins all your arguments just by plopping her titties on your head

>No shoulder rub for Liz after long day at work
>No lazy Draco snuggling on a weekend morning

Because neither are real, user. And it hurts.

4 and 2 legs? I pity you guys for not knowing the right amount is 8.

>not using the -fag suffix as a term of endearment towards people on 4chin
pls

Not to hate on Cerea as a girl but she has some anatomical features that is incompatible with my tastes.

>proper merch finally
>most of it sucks

The shirts are major offender. They wouldn't be half bad if it weren't for the X Me-parts

Eight is shit

Ride Me would be a good suggestive shirt, but frankly, only women tend to buy shirts with suggestive slogans. Then get offended at you staring at their chest.

>shitposting
Release the Corpse!

I dunno man, "Kill me" seems pretty apt for most of us here.

>ignoring the fact that there is over one meter of horse between you and youre waifus face if you want to kiss her
With centaurs you are locked to one position and forever denied the ultimate intimacy of hugging leglocks or even kissing youre waifu when you make love to her.

You can't even fuck her. Isn't her body fluid poison

>fuck her
I'll be fully satisfied just by looking at her.

That's why spider is best. She can easily do that with 2 of her legs and she's kinky and immature scared horse

>tfw muscle fetish

Also because of the horse pussy?

>This is what /fit/ actually believes.

Wrong type Darling-kun

>Implying Cerea has a human pussy

>implying which type is the best type

...

That's one of the best things about her.

>being a micromanlet who doesn't go to couples yoga

Smith and her G.Ape Pussy.

>thinking that any amount of yoga will turn a centaur into mr fantastic

horsefags are this delusional

Smith has best body and pussy not to mention she's very seductive.

Is it time for /fit/?

>no prone bone or doggy style
I'll pass

It's always time for /fit/!

>20 kilometer non-stop marathon
>extra 20 if you die from overexhaustion

The simple fact is that there will be over a meter of horse between your hips and what would be her human hips and the fact that her torso is locked the wrong way around.
Cerea might be best girl but that doesn't change that you'd have to choose between hugging kisses or fugging her. You can't have both at the same time.
Also
>no leglocks

So if they cross bread with all monster girls. Would they just be the same with male features instead?

After reading a significant number of lamia related doujin, can someone tell me where should her feminine parts be?
A or B?

Said no one ever.

Saying I'm only Smith-san fan.

For miia its A

For others, as in monster cafe, its B

Artist's choice.

Bread and water, user. Bread and water.

Well it was implied her tail end was very sensitive

>chooses humans in a world full of monstergirls
Are you per chance an orc?

Incorrect Darling-kun. Who could resist this though?

Anyone who's not a pleb.

What if Miia doesn't have a cloaca, but seperated vagina and anus, with the anus being located near the end of her tail? It would make sense, her human digestive tract would carry over into a snake's which normally ends there anyways.

...

Girls don't poop, you idiot

Nor do they fart

...

I crap my hands to you, Sup Forumsnon-dono

You what?

Rachnera 10/10 waifu just want to have some bdsm fun with her.

I need that mag on the right.

F-for the articles?

Filthy orcs

spooder

Season 3 when?

We don't even have a season 2