Seriously, WTF is wrong with murrica

When infants foreskin was not enough...

link:
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so they finaly caught you OP?

wtf is wrong with religious people. Aryan kekistani atheist checking, don't be mad I'm smarter christfags

Texas... Why do we stop em from seceding?

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>World news daily

Fuck off.

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Yes Ahmed, raping 11-year-old girls is top tier comedy.

What's the big deal. It's not like the guys are going to be needing them.

>t. Pajeet

Came here to do this

t. morally void nigger

Can't get enough of BBC eh!

Just look at his face - it screams "PEDOPHILE" -
My guess is he wanted to become priest to fuck little kids, like he could have been a teacher or any other work where you're in contact with kid

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>be american
>don't tip at birth
>get your whole pee-pee taken because of the interest that built up over the years

t. Braindead faguette

Yeah I've seen after posting that this website is satirical, it's like Le gorafi in France

>FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at OP's home

I'm sorry for the harsh words Frenchman brother

No problem I am no normie, I can endure the bantz

>be American
>get shot
>have penis stolen by ghoul

That’s quite the severed penis collection you have there.

Buffalo Bill has gone downhill over the years.

really? astonishing? I would have been astonished if he didn't have 3000 embalmed penises

>That fucking face and hair
>3178 embalmed human penises

Meanwhile at OP's house

fake news site

sage

>fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid
puts OPs dildo collection to shame

Leaf yourself.
Oh, I wanted to say, Kill yourself.

Maybe he was building a dick-ship so he could go to dick-planet

Can someone change that to 9000, It's more memeable.
youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk

Fake news

lol

They finally caught the guy who trolled Oprah