What would they actually say?

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Leftists want aliens to be the Borg so badly, they can almost taste it.

So aliens are commies, great

they have an ethno state

>If we don't kill them now they will eventually kill/enslave us.

Why are shills spamming this bullshit?

If aliens invade (((COINCIDENTALLY))) at the same time indictments are going out you've gotta be fucking retarded for people to believe it's not bullshit

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Really stimulates the grey matter.

Nah. They're ancap. Leftists just think they know how economies work and that businesses will just die off when we reach the space age.

This is your second post of the day.

I always imagine the opposite. They'll be super primitive like Chinese and we'll have to civilize them.

why haven't they exterminated their jew oppressors yet? we btfo the Khazarborg back in Alpha Centuari when they tried thay shiite

Success breeds jealousy

Oh they could totally be. Naturally. Commie aliens.
I mean there could be a race that look and act like ants. And they might have a sort of instinct to be drones. And they might have accomplished a damn lot. And be a more " advanced " race technologically.
Yet we are more advanced mentally, because we easily perceive individualism and retain our own minds....sometimes.

They'd say "Wait, people that don't follow Jesus Christ exist?" because they had our level of technological advancement when Jesus came to their planet. Their symbol, also, is a noose rather than a cross because Jesus was hung.

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christcucks just have to ruin everything with their bs

The Terran Empire concept was just them being honest about the future. Star Trek is like a care bear fantasy.
Consider this. In the Terran Empire the women are opportunistic sluts, the men in power are corrupt wolves, there is no honor, love, or loyalty.
Sound familiar? Yep we are well on our way.

How else is even mild socialism supposed to work?

>says they have politics as if bad
>making political statements
What did gaylmao mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=_Kt7883oTd0

there is no civilization without christ

Considering we've discovered fission and fusion, they'd just kill us before we embraced such fully and move outside of our system and colonize space.

Nah, we wait for the gray fucks to step on our planet, then we steal their ship and leave. Humanity will be the niggers of the universe

Hey, at least I didn't ruin Western civilization.

Scawcity footalizor caws not a zewo sam game dose ah da keywoods deyare

“see goys they tried true communism and it finally worked”

In make believe homogenous society..

>ancient aryans show up
>bro fuck they still didn't get rid of their jews
>oh shit

aliens are only interested in preserving novel biology and culture

>space communist

Why dont they just remove these black ones already?

These big nose ones seem to be in charge, open communications with them.

>Their symbol, also, is a noose rather than a cross because Jesus was hung.
wot

How convenient!

These higher beings share your exact political stance.

Maybe something like the pic.

I think I got all of that except footalizor. Someone help a brother out.

> They have not yet forcibly eliminated all dissidents from a communist regime, too many still believe in the freedom to disagree
> They eat meat, per biological adaption
> They have a system for distributing limited resources that isn't communism

> What savages

Be aliens
Travel at light speed from deep space
Care about human society or politic
What kind of dumb are you?
Like if we care about lemming politic
Oh no the lemmings dont vote; what a bunch of retarded lemmings.
Odds are that aliens would think that we look tasty.

Classic Ayy lmaos Grays are equivalent of weak white or hapa men with black ass fetish that is basically a bestiality. Go probe some cunts on

Alpha Centauri and fuck off, we are full.

They would say let's suck some serious dick because we are so gay
fucking gay aliens retarded pieces of shit I'll strangle every single one of you green fuckers and then I'll make you make me suck your dicks and shit on my face fucKING SPACEN
IGGGEGEGGGGGGEGEGEGEEEEEEEEERERERERRRRRRRRRERRSRSRRSRSRSRSRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>tfw no qt3.14 shy xenos gf

Gm/af is best
SUPERIOR ASIAN PUSSY MUCH BETTER THAN GREY PUSSY

>These humans have a system where the allocate their limited resources by doing favors for each other and then make decisions on what their earned resources go to, including making their own or other people's lives better or giving those resources to others in order to do things to benefit themselves or others in society
>What savages, why don't they just use their magical infinite resource machines so everyone can have everything with no work? Or have a dictator who forces everyone to work for just barely enough to survive like us enlightened gray men? Now that soviet union, that had 10 of millions die of starvation and then ultimately collapsed under its own weight, THAT'S an enlightened system!

They would just use nano tech to gain control of members of the ruling class, and key people. Any invasion would be a distraction.

FUCK OFF SPACE NIGGER

>They aren't civilized yet, they have politics, religion, corruption, and degeneration

>they spend nearly 60% of their income to support genetically inferior species who do not contribute to their society

>they have billions of these creatures, often inhabiting tracts of land that are resource rich and yet do not cleanse and colonize them

>and they have something called "diversity", in which they allow members of the genetically inferior species in to their society, inevitably destroying their civilization

Where is the liberal alien that wants to set up a welfare program for the poor ghetto residents?

They would convert to islam.

>ayy
and
>lmao

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>aliens are white
HOL UP!

Why do I find this cute?

Why do I want to fuck it?

Because you find anything vaguely female cute.

You have patrician taste, that's why.

>the nigger experiment failed

>business is stealing
Commies don't grow anything so where do they plan to get their food from?

>hyper-advanced ayylmaos believe in X and Y which I also happen to believe in

literally to intelligent: the picture

Interstellar races only recognize unified planets

We are basically abos in the grand selection of humanoids, nobody would want to openly speak to our screaming masses

>oy ayy these goymans are the only sentient species on the planet
>let's enrich them with some space-orc refugees
>open borders for Earth now!
Fucking ayys.

>These guys know how to make rockets but still can't tell their genders apart wtf.

Guilty

>slaughters billion of animals unnecessarily
>worships ecosystem like some kind of God
This pisses me off to no end. Leftists simultaneously disassociate/identify as animals in all the negative ways, none of the positive.
>endangering some kind of mice species is bad by chemicals is bad
>but birth control/economic disruption wiping human family system is good

Posadism is truly the only valid ideology.

>what would AYYs actually say about earth?

Glass it. Make sure nothings left alive. Strip mine the entire planet to fuel our superior race.

>They're nowhere close to making anti-matter engines. they are no threat to anyone. check again in 200 years.

>why did we waste 50,000 years to fly out here when we could tell all of this from our home system?

>that pic
until the badass you just described fucks your wife and gets your kids to call him daddy

>Strip mine the entire planet
Why the fuck would anyone want to strip mine the Earth? We literaly have nothing valuable that couldn't be got cheaper and easier somewhere else.

And when they did a follow up to Mirror Mirror in Deep Space 9 we find out that humanity was enslaved and the Empire enslaved after Kirk from the "good" universe convinced bearded spock to advocate for reforms thus weakening the Empire and inviting all the other great powers to pounce on them.

Come to think of it Ronald Moore and the rest of DS9s writers must all have really hated the Roddenberry carebear vision of the future

leftists think you can get resources from space and not lose money.

They don't know what delta v means.

>Why the fuck would anyone want to strip mine the Earth? We literaly have nothing valuable that couldn't be got cheaper and easier somewhere else.

Its to set an example to other lesser races. They fly through our solar system and see earth hollowed out husk, and are terrified that will one day happen to them if they dont obey.

>cheaper and easier
I mean, it's not like it'd be hard for a civilization that has mastered FTL travel to just fling a rock at us and wipe us all out.

I actually like it in earth.

Human grills are qt 3.14 ans they do not kill you after sex to lay eggs in your corpse.

ftl is impossible and there's no horizon in space so there's no need to ever go to a place to understand it.

>ctrl+f
>no "ayy lmao"

I am disappoint

Ayy Lmaos are pedos disguised as gray men before they abuse their drugged victims. I've reached that conclusion after reading about children that had strange dreams of care bears raping them, which sound exactly like abductions.

they don't need ftl for that. an antimatter drive will do the trick, but the light from the engine is unmistakable and the whole universe will see it eventually and know what they did and where they live.

>ftl is impossible

Get a load of this earthling. His planet is so primitive they dont even believe in FTL.

"Some of them are still stupid enough to think you can develop an advanced intergalactic civilisation without leveraging free market capitalism"

Civilisation taht mastered FTL would prabobly didn't pay much attention to us than we do to an anthill.
So Earth would look like literaly BILLIONS of other dead worlds? What kind of an example is that?

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I know you're trolling, but for those who care: FTL violates causality. If causality is wrong, so is all of physics.

I want to stick my dick in it
wtf

>What kind of an example is that?

It shows that the AYYs in charge dont screwaorund, and will glass your planet in an instant if you fuck them. So everyone does their best to do what they say.

I am highly attracted to whatever this is.

Ayy lmao

Based aye lmaos

no they glass the ayy planet that did it because you cannot see or stop relativistic weapons.

>any star-faring advanced alien race will necessarily be peaceful, atheist and communist
I hate this meme. You don't get to be top dog in your sector of the galaxy without mercilessly fucking up everyone who tried to stand in your way. If anything, aliens will be more brutal and selfish than we ever were.

random impediments for the vo
> fertilizer.

> Glumph has two moons
> Glumph had two scoops
> Glumph had two probes

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>We literaly have nothing valuable that couldn't be got cheaper and easier somewhere else.
Except for tasty terran biomass

You are very dumb

Thale (2012)
No one is going to see it. They can only see it with a speed of light so the message wouldn't be observable for the most of the galaxy for multiple thousands of years after the fact. And in the scale of the galaxy Earth is so small that it's comparable to Trump braging to Putin that he destroyed an anthill once.

>so, how are they doing?
>they gave blacks and women rights and Jews run everything
>shit, i guess we should have killed them after all

It's easy to be top dog on your planet by fucking everything up, but to actually build a rocket and leave your gravity well requires some level of cooperation.

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>Aliens wouldn't have politics
kek