Join Twitter on April 2016 to troll liberals and get Trump memes

>join Twitter on April 2016 to troll liberals and get Trump memes
>Follow shitton of recommended accounts
>One of them is a former classmate of my cousin
>Her Twitter is literally intersectional feminist cancer
>"Toxic masculinity" "anxieties" "women are oppressed" God, stuff that makes you want to elect Trump
>Decide to call her out for the lols
>Blocks me
>Meet her IRL at cousins party
>Have arguments against her cucked ideology
>Point out how immature she acts
>Cucked cousin demands I apologise for being an asshole to his friend
>I don't and everything is awkward.
>Stupid Twitter girl calls me a scumbag
>I argue how someone so smart can say dumb things
>She's flattered I think she's smart.
>Also tell her, that her taste in books is purdy good.
>She wants to bond over the French Romantics
>Get unblocked on Twitter and she shares her number
>It's happening, I'll be able to hatefuck this bitch soon
>The blessed hatefuck happens. Gonna bounce, block her, and make implications about her ethics on Twitter
>Bitch asks if I want anything but to eat and drink after cleaning herself of my cum
>Well shit... Turns out she cooks better than my mom
>Ok so I'll fool around with her and then ghost her
>The cunt actually writes me love notes when she makes me special lunches
>Fast forward to November 2017 and I'm marrying her this coming Saturday

Sup Forums I think I dun goofed this trolling thing.

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Trolling as yourself isn't trolling.

Is she hot

That's where I fucked up....

So you love her? Make some babies and enjoy life you fag.

Have you reformed her?

OP comes back in 3 months:

HELP i've been accused of rape!! what do i do!

is she still edgy?

nice larp

>mistakes work sms for cheating
>offers to suck your dick
>bites your dick off at the root

You can't cure feminism, user. Get out while you can.

What's why MGTOW.

Yeah she has a nice body

She smells nice and a great cuddler.

I don't know how to...

Her Twitter isn't misandry bullshit anymore. She did the #metoo thing yesterday

Are we in the matrix user?

what the fuck is a seychelles

There are no women in my office team.

I heard it's comfy af

R A R E
A
R
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Yay

This coming Saturday is October, nigger. Busted.

Oops. Thanksgiving is on my mind

I beg to differ.
youtube.com/watch?v=JBXRtXvsiMI

w-what if she was trolling you and geting you to marry was ultimate troll ......think about it??

Assuming she just moved in with OP and got the fuck away from that city it really wouldn't matter that much tbqh

>tfw shes actually trolling you so hard shes going to make you make payment to her for 18 years
way to get memed

"Oh no, I fell for the preserving the white race me. She really got me good."

*race meme

If taste in memes corelates with trolling level, than she's would be terrible at it.
Pic related

what happend to fixing her ideolodgy

Good luck, OP! I hope your marriage won't end as postmodernbullshit.

Actually some agressive girls tend to become much softer once they've found a good man.

is she redpilled yet

You out jewd the jew

>Sup Forums I think I dun goofed this trolling thing.
Actually made me laugh out loud.

Congrats I guess.

>getting married after a year
Have fun with your divorce OP. She's gonna clean you for everything you've got.

You'll be getting cucked by some nigger a few months in.
You'll not be able to put up with it anymore.
The divorce happens.
You give all your money to a Jew lawyer.
You still lose everything because white male.
You have nothing left and all you had to do was hate fuck her once. Way to go idiot.

marrying her would be your greatest mistake in your life, OP

oh, your safe bro, nothing to worry about.

If you get four children and you manage to raise them right, then you're the winner. Unless if you're race-mixing.

I bought her a house. It's comfy

I get to put my face on her pussy so fair-ish trade

Original plan was to make her look stupid on Twitter, not "fix" her

She acts cuddly and nice to me

IDK how to properly redpill

No Jews here

Hope we work out

Cucking only happens when you are terrible at fucking

But my dog likes her

I want 5.

The more the merrier ;)

>marrying in a relationship that hasn't lasted a year
Enjoy paying child support for Tyrone

>1.5 years

>infected with the cancer of feminism, pretty serious late-stage

>marriage

You have to be free and clear of symptoms for 5 years to have complete remission from cancer. She's still symptomatic, and you're going to marry that?

yikes

You fucked up when you escaped your mother's womb.

Is there a Sup Forums approved time window for marriage?

>I want 5.
The only correct answer.

I give it 10 months.

/pol only approves of it's own raging jealousy at some random user Getting any

It depends entirely on the circumstances. If the woman is a young virgin who was raised virtuously by her parents and who has the diligence to keep a house in order, what window is needed? A year or less is fine to enter marriage with such a one.

I'm confident we can work out

Only the strong survive

The eldest will be named after my great grandfather

If you truly love her, and she truly loves you then I'd say 1 year is fine.

The woman is the one that raises the child, so it's important that she isn't poisoning their minds with putrid feminist doctrines. Unless you're both working parents and the state is going to raise your children, then it doesn't really matter.

I hate talking about my emotions....but yeah, I love her. *Knocks on wood*

Good for you man.

She’s going to gain 100 lbs, make you miserable and then take half your shit. Say goodbye to blow jobs!

Not a big fan actually.

I wish happiness and the best of luck to you and your soon-to-be wife!
Reminder that the only salt you'll see on Sup Forums about this is from people that are envious because they don't know what to do to achieve what you have themselves.

Enevre Sup Forumsack should marry a tumblrina

All the chicks I know that you described wound up leaving their husbands. They are fundamentally unhappy people who seek happiness through others. Eventually this stops working and then they leave.

Good luck though.

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>#metoo

She's trolling you, senpai.

Redheads are evil, but that is part of why I love them.

>user tries goes for the short con pump and dump
>girl pulls the long con marry and divorce
wew lad you got had