American sing the national anthem when the plane lands

>american sing the national anthem when the plane lands

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Why the fuck was she doing that that’s creepy

>Americlaps

>Be 25 year old American
>go to Germany, first time in Europe
>plane lands, I applaud.
>In german airport, take off shoes, pants, leave 3 oz sample of blood, semen, in quart sized ziploc
>"sir, you don't need to do that. Just walk through the metal detector"
>"sorry, nicht spriche deutsch"
>"sir, I am speaking english."
>Go directly through metal detector, do not get irradiated, do not get groped by TSA.monopoly
>Tip the security guard 5 Euro because that is the smallest paper money

Spent the first day in Frankfurt. Frankfurt is a great city because there is nothing to do so literally anywhere else you go is great.

>Walk to train station
>lots of foreigners around, can't hear any english
>walk in hand in back pocket to protect wallet
>keep other hand in side pocket to protect phone.
>Unable to operate ticket machine. Language options are Union Jack, Deutsch Flag, and France.
>Get on train without ticket
>Gestapo officers in uniform come up to me
>"Morgen, karte bitte"
>"I'm not Morgan."
>"Apologies, Good Morning, ticket, please."
>"Nicht spriche deutch"
>"Sir, I speak english."
>Can't understand his crazy nazimouth, tip him $30 Euro to leave me alone.
>He tips me back for being a cool American.

>Train arrives in Munich. Begin applauding.
>Nobody claps, don't want to ruin my solid American applause.
>tip every passenger for letting me solo.

>Get rental car.
>Too many pedals.
>Walk to McDonalds to get order Double Quarter Pounder.
>Fucking idiot gives me wrong meal, end up with Hamburger Royale Kasse
>Only tip him 30%
>use burger to weigh down extra pedal
>car rolls backwards into river.
>applaud the whole way in

>Americans land their planes in buildings

A true patriot...

god damn i love this country..

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Do americans do this at airports?

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Yes, when boarding and debarking

Cross off one more company ill never use. This is getting awesome i like having fewer selections.

She could just start singing right? What are they gonna do? Gag her?

Breddy good, stolen.

Are tourists expected to sing too?

Fuck off. No one wants the hear your shitty off key squawking.

It's called EAR RAPE.

No one wants her nastiness in their ear.

Really sad the description of Germany is no longer applicable now

>be burger
>be flying on plane
>land
>everyone starts ritually clapping
>I join in
>woman becomes irate and starts singing national anthem
>clapping gets louder to outshine her
>delta crew starts clapping
>woman starts singing anthem louder
>is accosted by large black flight attendant
>"HOW'S ABOUT I CLAP YO FACE HONKY?"
>woman shuts the fuck up and kindly leaves plane full of clapping burgerz

So burgers are upping the game. Clapping is not satisfying enough anymore? Now they start singing national anthem and probably throwing cheesy 'A Few Good Men' salutes to pilot.
>I'm proud of you, son
>I knew you could handle your 3400th flight and get us down safely
>TEN HUT!

Shut up jew

>"Morgen, karte bitte"
>"I'm not Morgan."
10/10

kek

I wouldn't let her either, she sounds unstable.

I've seen this pasta before. 10/10 bretty gud

No, just stand respectfully. Most Americans can't sing the anthem correctly either, and it's not entirely their fault either.

Hope she remembered to tip the pilot and all the cabin crew on the way out

I have no problem with the anthem personally but she was just being annoying

fucking hilarious
one of the best pastas I've ever read

I love it

We had someone like that when I was coming back from Korea.

Some old black woman starting to try and sing the national anthem when we were on our final approach into San Diego.

She got about two verses in when four or five people started to yell for her to shut up. She got all huffy saying how we were a bunch of unpatriotic assholes when my squad leader two rows behind me told her that more than half of the flight were soldiers or sailors coming back home after a pretty shit deployment.

Didn't hear a peep out of her after that.

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>he tips me back

p good

Never gets old

this isn't even a meme but a fact, i visited america a couple months ago.
americans get way too excited for things, and are obsessed with being a 'part of the show'.
i remember being intimidated in vegas when seeing a show because literally every single audience member around me was applauding violently, i felt like i had to participate, but my clap seemed so unnatural and 'out of synch'.
i was literally sweating and having a panic attack and left early, i am not even exaggerating.

At least we have a national anthem. Eurocucks and every other "too shit to even mention" country on the planet all sing nasheeds, or get beheaded

Lol deadly spiders are no problem but clapping for entertainers gives you literal PTSD

What was the name of your national anthem again?
THE SHART SPANGLED BOXERS???