Brit/pol/ (Trip/pol/): Papers edition

>David Davis insists UK will reject transition phase and leave with no deal if 'final relationship' not agreed
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/david-davis-no-deal-brexit-uk-transition-period-conservative-theresa-may-eu-relationship-a8005196.html

>Amber Rudd calls Brexit without a deal 'unthinkable'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41655195

>Boundary changes: Latest plans for Commons seats published
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41643467

>Peers could be restricted to 15 years in Lords in drive to cut numbers
theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/17/peers-could-be-restricted-to-15-years-in-lords-in-drive-to-cut-numbers

>UK inflation at highest since April 2012
bbc.co.uk/news/business-41649498

>Reversing Brexit would boost economy, says OECD
bbc.co.uk/news/business-41652416

>"""""Hate crimes""""" in England and Wales up by 29%
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41648865

>Head of intelligence service says more attacks are inevitable as Britain sees ‘dramatic upshift’ in Islamist terrorism
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/oct/17/uk-most-severe-terror-threat-ever-mi5-islamist

>German economic fears as demand for european cars drops in UK
express.co.uk/news/world/867433/brexit-news-european-car-sales-fall-uk-demand-low-german-manufacturers-economic-fears

>First Brit/pol/ Ruddcunt victim
itv.com/news/wales/2017-09-25/man-arrested-over-hijacked-billboard-in-cardiff/

>New Preston video
youtube.com/watch?v=BFUtVmIIAxM

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=sdu4wSBZqMM
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-41585512
youtube.com/watch?v=veEhirVCcdQ
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KW20P7N7QZk
youtube.com/watch?v=m-7o4xEQCWs
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2GQMIXGRjaw
blogs.scientificamerican.com/literally-psyched/jane-austen-is-replacing-charles-darwin-and-thats-a-very-good-thing/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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WN is the Paedofinder General.

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How can 1 (ONE) health secretary be so BASED?

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youtube.com/watch?v=sdu4wSBZqMM

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This happened at roughly the same time as the broken arrow dindu shooting in the states:

>UK: guy gets run over by his own car
>burgerland: guys son grabs his AR, 3 basketball americans DRT

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If everyone quit smoking, the NHS would be fucked. Billions in tax gone

Should Brit/pol/ conspire to kill David and Dan and get Preston elected as their replacements?

Better when he was culture minister:

>jeremy cunt the hultur-

What a waste of a chocolate gorilla and some good milk.
Some people...

IKR
I'm doing my part

I bet the fat fuck who took that picture drank the entire pot afterwards.

I think its a striking portrayal of the rapid ethnic shift in America.

>mfw supporting the NHS, 20 bennies at a time

Sopa de Macaco uma delicia

What newspaper should I read?

DM

Your local one

Is that you?

Croydon Advertiser

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this, you would be surprised at the shit that goes on locally

All of them. or at least their front pages.

Mein Hund ist Deutsch
Mein Kaffee ist kolumbianisch
Meine IT ist indisch
Mein Auto ist Englisch
Mein Essen ist italienisch
Mein Fernseher ist Japanisch
Meine Diamanten sind südafrikanisch
Meine Lakritze ist Australier
Mein Computer ist Chinesisch
Mein Wein ist Französisch
Und ich bin Amerikanerin.
Warum können die Briten nicht akzeptieren, dass Multikulturalität und Globalisierung allen Menschen auf der ganzen Welt, einschließlich der Länder der Dritten Welt, Vorteile bringen?
22 tote Briten sind nichts im Vergleich zu dem Blutbad, das ihr in den Kreuzzügen verursacht habt.

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>Not the only one that really tells you what's going on...

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-41585512

Was it a mistake to let Yanks win the Booker?

I don't speak Spanish, m8

>The book tells the story of Abraham Lincoln's grief after the death of his young son, and his visits to his tomb.

Who reads this fucking shite?

Ausgang bitte

>reading fiction at all

American Liberals

Does it? Shit I was hoping it was a sequel to pic related

>MI5 chief says as his goons plant another subway bomb

The Times

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If you buy physical papers in 2017, you're doing it wrong.
The most central factual unbiased news source I've ever found is fullfact.com

youtube.com/watch?v=veEhirVCcdQ

This is the guy who posts the /polgbt/ threads

Is The Times still worthy of being the UK's newspaper of record? I get a feeling that it's succumbing to the tabloid/celeb bollocks that's infiltrated even the (ex-)broadsheets. Even the Telegraph prints it under the guise of "entertainment news".

welp lads, looks like my mother has disowned me

>mfw it's turns out he was Honk

What did you do, lad?

It was the headpats poster who always said "I used to be a stormfag"

Look at the shit that get's posted in this thread and tell me it isn't a racist cesspit. I know, since pol loves eugenics so much, why don't you tell me why you shouldn't be sterilized, you muck of existential diarrhea. Heaven knows all you worthless simple-mided slack-jaws will ever contribute to the world is a robust discussion on why faggot is no longer an offensive word. Or, better yet, just stay virgins who can't find a date beyond spilling your greasy seed behind a computer screen. Fuck you.

Fuck everything about this website. Fuck all of you little white dudes who have achieved nothing in your life so you need to be a racist piece of shit to make yourselves feel better. Fuck you because you know that nothing like this would ever happen to you because the cops won't kill a white dude. Hell, a guy in PA killed cops and they captured him alive.
Fuck everything about racists. Fuck white pride.
Look at the shit that get's posted in this thread and tell me it isn't a racist cesspit. I know, since pol loves eugenics so much, why don't you tell me why you shouldn't be sterilized, you muck of existential diarrhea. Heaven knows all you worthless simple-mided slack-jaws will ever contribute to the world is a robust discussion on why faggot is no longer an offensive word. Or, better yet, just stay virgins who can't find a date beyond spilling your greasy seed behind a computer screen. Fuck you.

Fuck everything about this website. Fuck all of you little white dudes who have achieved nothing in your life so you need to be a racist piece of shit to make yourselves feel better. Fuck you because you know that nothing like this would ever happen to you because the cops won't kill a white dude. Hell, a guy in PA killed cops and they captured him alive.
Fuck everything about racists. Fuck white pride.

Absolute STATE of these threads.

Reminder to ignore all tripfag posts and report them if they're off topic.

Absolute STATE of these threads.

Reminder to ignore all tripfag posts and report them if they're off topic.

Absolute STATE of these threads.

Reminder to ignore all tripfag posts and report them if they're off topic.

I fucking love estrogen

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Is this a pasta?

REMEMBER MEEE

It has shifted towards that but it's as good as we've got to 'a' standard in the press. It's still widely respected within press circles.

The Telegraph has gone the way of The Independent now, sadly. Clickbait with a once-respected banner.

RIPIP brit/pol/, it's officially all ogre

STOPPIT

>goncernd face

>ywn get to experience the Prime Minister Millibong/remain timeline

I'd rather kill myself

Joined the Navy

DAAAAVID YOU PROMISED IF WE FALSE FLAGGED MY DEATH WE'D REMAIN DAAAAAVID

Comfy tunes

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KW20P7N7QZk

Edrych ar y is shit at her honno gael eu gosod yn y llinyn hwn a dweud wrthyf nad yw'n carthbyllau hiliol. Gwn, ers Mae pol wrth ei bodd eugenics cymaint, pam na fyddwch chi'n dweud wrthyf pam ydych ni ddylai gael ei sterileiddio mewn ffordd, dail o diarrhea dirfodol. Gwyr Duw oll bydd gennych ddiwerth syml-mided slac-enau erioed yn cyfrannu at y byd yn drafodaeth gadarn ar pam mae ffagot yn air sarhaus mwyach. Neu, yn well eto, aros virgins sydd ddim yn gallu canfod dyddiad y tu hwnt i ymddiswyddiad eich hadau seimllyd tu ôl i sgrin cyfrifiadur. ffwciwch chi.

Popeth am y wefan hon fuck. Fuck chi ychydig o dudes Gwyn sydd wedi cyflawni unrhyw beth yn eich bywyd felly mae angen i chi fod yn ddarn hiliol o is shit at her i wneud eich hunain deimlo'n well. Fuck chi oherwydd eich bod yn gwybod y byddai unrhyw beth fel hyn byth ddigwydd i chi oherwydd ni fydd y plismyn yn lladd dude Gwyn. Hell, byddai dyn yn y flwyddyn yn lladd plismyn ac yn casglu iddo fyw.
Fuck popeth am bobl hiliol. Fuck balchder Gwyn.

Lucky you gets to experience the Prime Minister Corbyn/rejoin the EU timeline.

youtube.com/watch?v=m-7o4xEQCWs

THE WORKERS
UNITED
WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED
THE WORKERS
UNITED
WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED
THE WORKERS
UNITED
WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED
THE WORKERS
UNITED
WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED

Good for you. Why did that piss her off so much?

Might see Blade Runner again tomorrow lads, I don't normally go out on my days off though and it might be raining.

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throughout history they have been defeated countless times.

Don't care I'm killing myself before then

I'm only 18 and she said she didn't raise her son to go off and be killed.

I'm doing my stint then going on to do Uni in the future but right now i have my heart set on this

>*blocks your path*

what do?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=2GQMIXGRjaw

bloody iranians

>33 heartbreaking photos taken seconds before death

I imagine every mother since the dawn of time has said that when their kid signs up. I'm sure she'll come round.

blogs.scientificamerican.com/literally-psyched/jane-austen-is-replacing-charles-darwin-and-thats-a-very-good-thing/

"Lets replace one of the most revolutionary minds of modern world with some author, but it's ok because she's a woman!"

Shush cox we have a situation on our hands, theresa get your coat were going to israel

That's a bit insensitive lad, you might set mairposter off...

Fuckers corrupting the youth with their propaganda

>muh arts have no value

Jog on Faggot

Jane Austen is boring faggoty bollocks

>google translate

nice strawman

>fag fag fag sheep are great for fucking
Something like that

NO ESCAPE

FRIDAY NIGHT

>tfw I can hear qt next door girl playing cute music and singing alone softly

The walls are really thin here

Also Theresa May is pretty shit desu

I suppose, she just went fucking mental when i said i'd die for my country.

Knock on her door lad

what do America and Ireland have in common?

curse of the waves

>>the threat can be harder to detect
yes. its always muslims. how fucking hard is that?

Knock on the wall lad