/ptg/ President Trump General - Look-Alike Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
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PREV APPEARANCES (fuck poo in the loos too)
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTV video: Opioid Crisis (Dr Gina Loudon) 10/16/17
youtu.be/wleGtQ5dmzU
>Pres Trump arrives in Greenville SC and greets supporters 10/16/17
youtu.be/cCws3PqMYqw
>Pres Trump/turtleman press conference 10/16/17
youtu.be/RW9WDpHSYdM
>Pres Trump holds a cabinet meeting 10/16/17
youtu.be/EYk497cVgFU
>VP Pence - Konichiwa 10/16/17
youtu.be/SODFCHLoPlA
>WH Video: Ivanka at world bank 10/16/17
youtu.be/KWdXx1ITkAY
>WH Video: Week in review #1 10/16/17
youtu.be/9wdj2c6FtTA
>WH Video: VP Pence on tax reform 10/16/17
youtu.be/TFf105qb6po
>DoD video: Origin of Mattis' callsign 10/16/17
youtu.be/-AEZpJHWg9Q
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #37 10/13/17
youtu.be/GBM1fagzZxI
>Steve Bannon @Values Voter Summit 10/14/17
youtu.be/phpT_yukNks
>Sebastian Gorka @Values Voter Summit 10/14/17
youtu.be/k4Ha0GbASZI
>KAC @Values Voter Summit 10/13/17
youtu.be/eqP6yN65XQk
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #12 (Lara) 10/13/17
youtu.be/8rGxpe8D-mo
>D&S Clap-back @eminem 10/12/17
youtu.be/_7OzIWONVyc

INSPIRATION
>The Renewal of the American Spirit
youtu.be/5Z0ehn4p6IU
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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dailycaller.com/2017/10/16/megyn-kellys-today-show-ratings-hitting-all-time-low
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/920406959320371200
youtube.com/watch?v=uOBuGCd39Xw&feature=youtu.be
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shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/make-america-great-again-orange-hat
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MAGA

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>290

Trump speaking at Heritage Foundation in a bit over an hour

Stream links:

>youtube.com/watch?v=8N23XKhDss8 WH Official

>youtube.com/watch?v=RP8y4ni660Y RSB

>youtube.com/watch?v=MHymDTEZNIo Fox 10 Benis

>c-span.org/video/?435817-1/president-trump-addresses-heritage-foundation

IP TV:

>cspan1-lh.akamaihd.net/i/cspan1_1@304727/index_1000_av-p.m3u8

Why are they going at this so hard? Who the fuck cares? Trump did not really care he was just making an offhand comment
Of all the things Trump has said about Obama, this is the one they care about

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So what? It's not like the President can do everything. I don't like Obama for his economic policy, but even I have to admit he was a pretty cool guy overall.

AWHOOPMENT!

I've been getting captcha problems, don't know why, so I am posting it early
>Implying the last 10 posts matter

They want to prove Trump wrong all the time

>losing your job to the man who now would fill in in case Carson Palmer AND Drew "You Call That A Pick?" Stanton went down
Kap was never great.
Also mfw I'm a Kellicopter in 2018

too many japanese cartoons in these threads

JOHN MCCAIN WILL YOU DIE ALREADY?! And when will Trump fight back for that?

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Why are you making threads so damn early nigger? Whats wrong with you?

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>cannot but official halloween hat in leafland because of election law
IMPEACH NOW

I don't even know if they care anymore. It's just "GRENALD GROOMPF DID MORE THINGS TODAY" asspain.

SCHEDULE TODAY, READ IT. TRUMP SPEECH TONIGHT

DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17, 2017

In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will meet with Secretary of Defense James Mattis. In the afternoon, the President will greet Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras of Greece, meet with him, and have a working luncheon with him. The President and Prime Minister Tsipras will then hold a joint press conference. Later in the afternoon, the President will participate in a Diwali ceremonial lighting of the Diya. In the evening, the President will the depart the White House en route to the Marriott Marquis Washington, D.C. to give remarks to the Heritage Foundations Presidents Club Meeting. The President will then return to the White House.

>10:45AM THE PRESIDENT meets with Secretary of Defense James Mattis

> 12:00PM THE PRESIDENT greets **Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras of Greece

>12:05PM THE PRESIDENT meets with Prime Minister Tsipras

>1:30PM THE PRESIDENT holds a joint press conference with Prime Minister Tsipras

>3:15PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a Diwali ceremonial lighting of the Diya

>6:50PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route to the Marriott Marquis Washington, D.C.

>7:10PM THE PRESIDENT gives remarks to the Heritage Foundations Presidents Club Meeting

>8:05PM THE PRESIDENT arrives at the White House

EVENT

HERITAGE FOUNDATION SPEECH WILL BE LIVESTREAMED AT heritage.org

The DNC has a full agenda at their upcoming meeting…

> pic related
> the DNC is really a bunch of idiots

Some Highlights:
> Where is Michigan?
> How to keep a convicted fellon in the U.S. Senate
> Ok, but really...'What happened?'
> How to spend $300.000 in moneyy we won't return from Harvey Weinstein

>I don't like Obama for his economic policy, but even I have to admit he was a pretty cool guy overall.

Gotta get them slick fact check falses to blow up muh lie o meter.

Barry had a stigma of being (((kind and caring))) and Trump saying he didn't even call destroys that.

>Ifififififififififififififififififififififif
>.....
>OKIEDOKE

Well when your fucking Chief of Staff did not get a call I think its reasonable to infer from that he did not call
Then later adding I dont know thats just what I was told he probably did a bit of both

>pretty cool guy
He didn't do shit and was so completely arrogant that they had to hide him behind manufactured media appearances so people didn't hate his guts.

>the Trump line will never release a set of non campaign MAGA hats to sell to foriegners
Jr, I know you're here.

>Implying the last 10 posts matter
It does, stop. No one else fucks it up like that.

SATIRE
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Day of the the rake is upon us.

Because they were so certain that they caught Trump in an error, but then it turns out that Trump was, once again, right all along.

>200 amerifarts btfo a day
>want to stop entire presidency to downgrade to job of grief counselor
Shiggydiggitydo, this logic should make no sense to you.

and he's a nig nog smoker

Get fucked, faggot. I am buying one as a gift for someone in US, but I have a strange feeling they might send it back, like the other gifts I bought for them

>Be me
>Shitty life
>Jobless
>No Gf
>Virgin
>Live in the middle of fucking nowhere
>Depressed all life
>Tried find things to cheer me up
>Love guns, since they keep me safe and actually feel comforted for some reason, go figure
>Hear that Trump might be killed
>Hear Anttifa, BLM, Democrats are gonna take my guns away
>The only thing besides Trump that makes me happy and not ending it by my gun
Why is this life shit for me

McCain's beneath him, he'll be in the ground soon enough anyway

dailycaller.com/2017/10/16/megyn-kellys-today-show-ratings-hitting-all-time-low

>Kelly’s new NBC morning show has suffered from awkward moments from the jump. Her first week, she told a gay fan of the show Will & Grace that his “‘gay thing’ is gonna work out great!”

>She also asked Jane Fonda to her face about her plastic surgery, to which Fonda reacted uncomfortably, asking her, “we really want to talk about that now?”

Kelly is like a female /r9k/

Could we please not link new threads so early?

No way that's real.

literally nobody gives a shit except the news media

Stop posting pictures of niggers, I come here to get away from that

>flag

They literally called trump voldemort on stage, I will believe anything at this point

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/920406959320371200

NEW

Join the army nigger

It needs to hurry up.

I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT

I love our shitposter in chief.

Megyn's stumping, started back in 2015, is so total and absolute that she continues to be humiliated long after we've stopped even using the term "stumping".

I like Trump a lot, but sometimes he needs to cut back on tweeting. He sounds crazy sometimes.

She sounds like a cunt and is probably banging some nigger.

Get a pupper.

She poisons everything she touches, she should have kept her head down instead of trying to become a celebrity during the campaign. She wasn't even that bad on Fox, not great, sure, but she wasn't Shep.

Soon, brother.

Draft is coming anyway, but I want to if they allowed Depressed people in

Truly, the end of the MSM as we know it

Trump actually does find the time to make the calls, he just sleeps 4 hours a day, unlike obongo who spent most of his time playing divegrass in Brazil, watching baseball in Communist Cuba, and spending millions of tax dollars on "eating" "pizza" and "hotdogs" flown in from Chicago

he must be talking about this
youtube.com/watch?v=uOBuGCd39Xw&feature=youtu.be

>Donald J. Trump is our President
Gets me every time

I love Kellyanne.

>She

Shameful. Even Hitler looked after his generals.

Why are they pushing this boring shit? Talk about how Trump said Pence wants to hang gay people

I love you too.

They have Beanie Babies in Japan?

>Are you sad
>No
Done, stop making pathetic excuses

Not Rommel :^)

>The whole Muller investigation comes to a close and.... they can't talk about it.
They activated the communists here in Brazil to spread this bullshit, and I kid you not, there was MILLIONS of people talking about pee pee poo poo.
I've never laughed so hard in my life.

>Next day PDJT goes out and: I am a germaphobe
My sides were in orbit.

YOKO A CUTE
CUUUUUUUUUTE

Ugly hag.

Nice try Shareblue.
Flag won't fool us.

Blind devotion to obama, I am guessing. he is still their messiah, after all

that's our boi.

Here, have a lewd one.

Make the guy God Emperor of Mankind already, Jesus Christ, I accept (((globalism))) if it's PDJT calling the shots and shitposting.

Fine, I'll see if I can enlist

Welcome back to the crazyhouse. All is ill.

> No indictment of Comey after mountains of evidence he perjured himself, and obstructed justice himself
> No indictment of Lorreta Lynch for her tarmac illegality, FBI literally HIDES info and Judicial Watch has to fish it out from FBI that is under TRUMP'S Admin.
> No indictment or pursuit of Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation
> No investigation of anyone in Wikileaks documents shown to be doing illegal stuff under RICO laws
> No announcement that it was an Illegal Immigrant that is the suspect of the Northern California fires and is being held on an ICE detainer.
> Trump and Session "Love Muh FBI" but let Mueller and McCabe run all over them with the "Russia collusion" bullshit while saying nothing about Hillary's actual collusion

FUCKING SHITCAN THIS NIGGER.

You think she ever got that invitation?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/920408108194783232

>I accept (((globalism)))
Yuck.

He's not shareblue, just some Reddit faggot.

STORM TIME

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The answer is easy, start campaigning for Republicans.

>if it's PDJT calling the shots and shitposting.
Those are my terms.

I hope so.

Damn

CNN about to take the B8

Slow and steady, my nigger

Sadly I don't think so.

REAL PRESIDENTIAL REDPILL HOURS, MAGA IF YOU UP

But we have to build The Golden Throne of Terra and he gets to call the shots forever.

Problem is he comes with Ivanka and Boy Wonder.

if dubz, i'll buy one

We all felt it on that day. McCain's death will give us the feels.

This is some of the most obvious bait he's ever given them. If they actually fall for this...

Statement Regarding Court Action Affecting the President’s Proclamation Regarding Travel to the U.S. by Nationals of Certain Countries

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on my phone, can you shop some cum on her face? make it drip from nose & chin.