Halloween is coming up, what are you guys going as?

Halloween is coming up, what are you guys going as?

I live in an area of about 200,000 in Canada and I'm going dressed as hitler

Whats so glorious about this?

Not even 1 person is going to have a problem with it, Im going to get high fives, salutes and laughs all night.

This board is 18+ user. Halloween is for children.

I'm going as a sneaky Hasidic Jew

>tfw hoards of Sup Forums roam the streets as kikes.

T. only person not dressed up at the bar

Mate. I don't drink, shits liquid Jew.

>bar

normies

Pepe

What city?

Booster Gold. Maybe Doctor Fate. Doing a Justice League thing with a few of my pals.

Vernon / Kelowna

how the fuck do you get laid if you dont go to the bar

Ive lived in those places, can confirm

Quick wit and charm.

>maximum over-tip

I used to just go in my pajamas and say I was our defense minister but now its some paki or whatever so I dunno.

Maybe I'll just put my jacket under my shirt and be a hunchback, no coatcheck that way.

And roofies.

I am going as a pumpkin

Might as well take a glue shower and roll around in some undergrowth you faggot

no you faggots. I just meet people not at bars, it's not that hard to talk to someone when you're not drunk. Unless you're got like maximum autism levels.

We don't have this Halloween shit here, but if we do I would dress up as pilot.. It's was my dream after all...