Why are the British the most innovative race in the world?

The British make the rest of the world look like cave-dwelling simpletons. Here is a sample of Britain's contribution to human civilisation:

The first navigable submarine - William Bourne
The first commercial steam-powered device, a water pump - Thomas Savery
The first steam engine - James Watt
The first electrostatic motor - Andrew Gordon
Modern economics - Adam Smith
First arch bridge made of cast iron - Abraham Darby III
Selective breeding and artificial selection - Robert Bakewell
Vaccination - Edward Jenner
Computing - Charles Babbage
First incandescent light - Sir Humphry Davy
Steam train - Richard Trevithick
Percussion ignition, the foundation of modern firearms - Alexander John Forsyth
Electromagnet - William Sturgeon
Incandescent light bulb - James Bowman Lindsay
Pedal bicycle - Kirkpatrick Macmillan.
Electric clock - Alexander Bain
Chemical fertiliser - John Bennet Lawes.
First steam-powered, iron-hulled passenger liner - Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Boolean algebra - George Boole
Hypodermic syringe - Alexander Wood
Steel alloy
Traffic lights
Telephone - ALexander Graham Bell
Light bulb - Joseph Wilson Swan (yes, Swan beat Edison to it. They later merged to become Swan-Edison Co.)
Classifying fingerprints in forensic science - Sir Francis Galton
The Colossus computer, developed by British codebreakers
Farm tractor - Dan Albone
Electroluminescence, the principle behind LEDs - Henry Joseph Round
The Royal Air Force was the first independent air force in the world
TV - John Logie Baird makes the first public demonstration of a mechanical television on 26 January (the first successful transmissions were in early 1923 and February 1924). Later, in July 1928, he demonstrated the first colour television.

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Jet engine - Sir Frank Whittle
Cat's eye road marking - Percy Shaw
The world's first public broadcasts of high-definition television are made from Alexandra Palace, North London, by the BBC Television Service. It is the first fully electronic television system to be used in regular broadcasting.
Microprogramming - Maurice Wilkes
Autocode, first compiled programming language - Alick Glennie.
DNA - Englishman Francis Crick and American James Watson
Atomic clock - Louis Essen
First commercial transistor computer - Metropolitan-Vickers
Carbon fibre - Royal Aircraft Establishment
Lava lamp - Edward Craven Walker.
Cash machine and personal identification number system - James Goodfellow.
First handheld television - Sir Clive Sinclair.
IVF - Steptoe and Edwards
First laptop computer, the GRiD Compass - Bill Moggridge
DNA profiling - Sir Alec Jeffreys
World Wide Web, HTML, the hypertext language, and HTTP - Sir Tim Berners-Lee
The first SMS message in the world is sent over the UK's GSM network.
Animal cloning, a female domestic sheep became the first mammal cloned from an adult somatic cell, by scientists at the Roslin institute.
Lever escapement, the greatest single improvement ever applied to pocket watches - Thomas Mudge
Marine chronometer - John Harrison
Self-winding watch - John Harwood
Sewing machine - Thomas Saint
The pencil
Mechanical pencil - Sampson Mordan and John Isaac Hawkins in 1822.
Clockwork radio - Trevor Baylis
Radio - James Clerk Maxwell , David E. Hughes, William Eccles
Electromagnetic induction - Michael Faraday
LCD display - Team headed by Sir Brynmor Jones
Typewriter - Henry Mill
Fiber optics - Charles K. Kao and George Hockham
The adhesive postage stamp and the postmark - James Chalmers
Universal Standard Time - Sir Sandford Fleming
Radar - Robert Watson-Watt
ACE and Pilot ACE - Alan Turing
ARM architecture - The ARM CPU design is the microprocessor architecture of 98% of mobile phones and every smartphone.

First programmer - Ada Lovelace
Argo system the world's first electrically powered mechanical analogue computer (also called at the Argo Clock) - Arthur Pollen
Sumlock ANITA calculator the world's first all-electronic desktop calculator - Bell Punch Co
Pocket calculator - Sir Clive Sinclair
The first commercially successful portable computer, the precursor to the Laptop computer - Adam Osborne
The Integrated Circuit - Geoffrey W.A. Dummer
The first modern computer Manchester Small-Scale Experimental Machine - (SSEM), nicknamed Baby. Was the world's first stored-program computer - Frederic Calland Williams & Tom Kilburn
Ferranti Mark 1 - Also known as the Manchester Electronic Computer was the first computer to use the principles of early CPU design (Central processing unit) - Freddie Williams and Tom Kilburn - Also the world's first successful commercially available general-purpose electronic computer.
The oldest known recordings of computer generated music were played by the Ferranti Mark 1 computer - Christopher Strachey
The first graphical computer game OXO on the EDSAC at Cambridge University - A.S. Douglas
Atlas Computer, the world's first supercomputer and was the fastest computer in the world until the release of the American CDC 6600 - Tom Kilburn
MP3 Player - Kane Kramer
Electric transformer - Michael Faraday
First coke-consuming blast furnace - Abraham Darby I
First compression ignition engine aka the Diesel Engine - Herbert Akroyd Stuart
Hydrogen Fuel Cell - William Robert Grove
Gas turbine - John Barber
The world's first oil refinery and a process of extracting paraffin from coal laying the foundations for the modern oil industry - James Young
Internal combustion engine - Samuel Brown
Microchip - Geoffrey W.A. Dummer
LED - H. J. Round
Two-stroke engine - Joseph Day
The electroscope - William Gilbert
Hydraulic crane - William George Armstrong
Supercharger - Dugald Clerk
Wind tunnel - Francis Herbert Wenham
Baby pram - William Kent

Collapsible baby buggy - Owen Maclaren
Dishwasher - William Howard Livens
"Bagless" vacuum cleaner - James Dyson
Fire extinguisher - George William Manby
Lawn mower - Edwin Beard Budding
Rubber band - Stephen Perry
Tin can - Peter Durand
Corkscrew - Reverend Samuell Henshall
Mouse trap - James Henry Atkinson
Modern flushing toilet - John Harington
Electric toaster - Rookes Evelyn Bell Crompton
Magnifying glass - Roger Bacon
Automatic electric kettle - Russell Hobbs
Toothbrush - William Edward Addis
Sunglasses - James Ayscough
Refrigerator - William Cullen
Can Opener - Robert Yeates
Crucible steel - Benjamin Huntsman
Plastic - Alexander Parkes
Stainless steel - Harry Brearley
First commercially successful manufacture of high quality flat glass - Alastair Pilkington
First correct description of circulation of the blood - William Harvey
Antiseptics in surgery - Joseph Lister
First blood pressure measurement - Stephen Hales
FIrst successful blood transfusion - James Blundell
Stem cell transplant - John Raymond Hobbs
Laughing gas - Humphry Davy
First complete human anatomy - Henry Gray
Discovered Parkinson's disease - James Parkinson[168]
General anaesthetic - James Young Simpson and Jon Snow
MRI Scanner - Sir Peter Mansfield
First baby genetically selected to be free of a breast cancer - University College London
Viagra - Peter Dunn, Albert Wood, Dr Nicholas Terrett
Vitamins - Frederick Gowland Hopkins
Hypnotism - James Braid
Identifying the mosquito as the carrier of malaria - Sir Ronald Ross
Insulin - John J R Macleod
Artificial kidney - Kenneth Lowe
Beta-blocker drugs - Sir James W. Black
Electrocardiography - Alexander Muirhead
Penicillin - Sir Alexander Fleming
Battle Tank/The tank - Ernest Dunlop Swinton
Fighter aircraft - The Vickers F.B.5 Gunbus of 1914 was the first of its kind.

Mashallah we appreciate it

I think Africans are. Aren't they? Aren't we all technical African?

VTOL (Vertical Take Off and Landing aircraft)
Aircraft Carrier - HMS Argus
Modern battleship - HMS Dreadnought
Bouncing bomb - Barnes Wallis
Nuclear fission chain reaction - Leo Szilard whilst crossing the road near Russell Square.
The double barreled shotgun - Anson and Deeley
Stun grenades - Invented by the SAS in the 1960s.
Smokeless propellant to replace gunpowder with the use of Cordite - Frederick Abel
Rubber bullet and Plastic bullet - Developed by the Ministry of Defence during The Troubles in Northern Ireland.
Depth charge
Torpedo - Robert Whitehead
First sniper rifle - Sir Joseph Whitworth
Sonar - Albert Beaumont Wood
Machine gun - Sir Hiram Maxim, Although the Inventor is American, the Maxim gun was financed by Albert Vickers of Vickers Limited company and produced in Hatton Garden London
Tuning fork - John Shore
Stereoscope - Charles Wheatstone
Thomas Wedgwood - pioneer of photography, devised the method to copy visible images chemically to permanent media.
Dry plate process also known as gelatine process, is the first economically successful durable photographic medium - Richard Leach Maddox
Kinemacolor was the first successful colour motion picture process, used commercially from 1908 to 1914 - George Albert Smith
Cinematography - William Friese-Greene
The first movie projector, the Zoopraxiscope - Eadweard Muybridge
The first experimental film called "The Horse in Motion" in 1872 - Eadweard Muybridge
Modern atomic theory - John Dalton
Equals sign - Robert Recorde
Discovery of the first cells - Robert Hooke
Compound microscope with 30x magnification - Robert Hooke
Calculus - Sir Isaac Newton
Infrared radiation - William Herschel.
Newtonian telescope - Sir Isaac Newton
Hawking radiation - Stephen Hawking
Electrical energy - James Prescott Joule
Micrometer - William Gascoigne
Gravity - Sir Isaac Newton
Newton's laws of motion - Sir Isaac Newton

The (((British)))

Helium - Norman Lockyer
Periodic Table - John Alexander Reina Newlands
Splitting the atom - John Cockcroft and Ernest Walton
First full-scale commercial Nuclear Reactor at Calder Hall, opened in 1956
Seismograph - John Milne
Discovery of oxygen gas - Joseph Priestley
Discovery of the atom - Ernest Rutherford
Theory of Evolution - Charles Darwin
Discovery of Proxima Centauri, the closest known star to the Sun - Robert Innes
Discovery of the planet Uranus - Sir William Herschel
Predicts the existence and location of Neptune from irregularities in the orbit of Uranus - John Couch Adams
'Big Bang' theory - Fred Hoyle
First theorised existence of black holes, binary stars; invented torsion balance - John Michell
Spiral galaxies - William Parsons, 3rd Earl of Rosse
Gene-splicing - Richard J. Roberts
Buckminsterfullerene - Sir Harry Kroto
Thallium - William Crookes
Hydrogen - Henry Cavendish
Atomic number to fix inadequacies of Mendeleev's periodic table, which had been based on atomic weight - Henry Moseley
Sodium - Humphry Davy
Potassium - Humphry Davy
Boron - Humphry Davy
Hydrocarbons - Michael Faraday
Aluminium - Sir Humphry Davy
Football
Rugby
Cricket
Tennis
Golf
Billiards
Badminton
Darts
Table-Tennis
Snooker
Hockey
Netball
Rounders
Thoroughbred Horseracing
Polo

The kelvin SI unit of temperature - William Thomson, Lord Kelvin
Chemical bonds - Alexander Crum Brown
The noble gases: Sir William Ramsay
The Cloud chamber - Charles Thomson Rees Wilson
The ultrasound scanner - Ian Donald
Linoleum - Frederick Walton
Chocolate bar - J. S. Fry & Sons
Crossword puzzle - Arthur Wynne
Gas mask - John Tyndall
Carbonated soft drink - Joseph Priestley
Earliest known concept of a Metric system - John Wilkins
Prime meridian - George Biddell Airy
Vulcanisation of rubber - Thomas Hancock
Silicone - Frederick Kipping
Second largest number of Nobel laureates after our colony, USA (who just import their scientists from UK, Germany and Russia anyway)

And much, much more.

British contribution = jewry

Why am I told that vaccination was invented by niggers then? Beyond just Jew lies, is there any truth to it?

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you forgot about how they perfected spreading negros all over the world and bad teeth.

Edward Jenner formulated the smallpox vaccine, the world's first vaccine.

Edward Jenner was, so far as I can tell, not a nigger.

UK banned the slave trade about 60 years before the USA.

>Chemical fertiliser - John Bennet Lawes.

I'm pretty sure that was Fritz Haber

jenner saw how milk maids would catch cowpox from milking cows and would never catch smallpox (which was wreaking havoc at the time) and put two and two together, and began purposely infecting the population with cowpox before they could be exposed to smallpox to allow the body to grow an immunity to the smallpox virus, no blacks involved.

>Britain's contribution to human civilisation
Stopped reading here

Sir John Bennet Lawes, 1st Baronet, FRS (28 December 1814 – 31 August 1900) was an English entrepreneur and agricultural scientist.

He founded an experimental farm at his home at Rothamsted Manor that eventually became the Rothamsted Experimental Station, where he developed a superphosphate that would mark the beginnings of the chemical fertilizer industry.

yeah but they shipped slaves for 300 years so and only abolished slavery when they had no more use for them, so....

ah, the eternal finn.

'REEEEEEEEE'!

As did Portugal, France, Spain, the Dutch, the USA.....

Oh yeah that's right, the British INVENTED SLAVERY

HURRR!

this thread isnt about the rest of europe, m8.

BTW it was only 200 years.

Saw a list of top 50 British inventions on the telegraph a few years back. Was ashamed id never heard or been taught about all the inventors and their creations.

Oh and the answer is we're closer to god than other races, hence the current war by certain groups.

it was 245 if you want to be autistic, m8.

Yes, we are taught about Mendeleev at school but not John Newlands or Henry Moseley.

Newlands was the first person to devise a periodic table of chemical elements arranged in order of their relative atomic masses, not Mendeleev.

Brit fags invented beans on bread for breakfast.

I would think that it's because of all the outside influences. You weren't very innovative when the Romans found you.

>all these butthurt foreigners
good job OP

>we do civilisation better than the people we learned it from
>MUH ROMANS!!!!1
typical spaghettinigger mutt.

As usual, the Ameritard isn't fully conversant with reality.

wtf I love the British now

If only we had kept those inventions for ourselves.
How strong we would be while the rest struggle to escape sickness and death.

>Electric clock - Alexander Bain
Slow down there Nigel!

How can Non Anglos even compete?

>Why are the British the most innovative race in the world?

If you were stuck on a tiny, rainy island, slowly getting invaded by shitskins, you'd want to invent ways to improve your situation too.

This is deluded.
Check out wilberforce

John Hanning Speke
Discovered the source of the Nile.

Anglo supremacy confirmed.

Shame the ((((politicians)))) keep fucking us.

>be on island for 2000 years
>get bored
>build awesome shit

True, I didn't even touch on explorers, adventurers, pioneers of empire etc.

Bretty gud to be honest. Based bongs

>be on island for 2000 years
>get bored
>build awesome shit
>get totally bored
>import explosive sandcoons to spice things up

And what good did any of it do you?

>be on island for 2000 years
>get bored
>build awesome shit
>conquer world with awesome shit
>leave people in a frozen wasteland
>they get bored
>import academic chinamen to spice things up

and the amerjews with their shekels saved your ass ww2.

Biggest mistake in history imo. We should've sided with you in WW1

Mostly ensuring that a good portion of first world nations are of the same heritage giving us a lot of natural allies. Its impressive how relevant we still are considering we have no empire anymore and are so tiny.

But yea it’s all going to shit, same for the entire west though.

It did the world inestimable good, that's the point.

The modern world is formed in the British image. Language, sports, commerce, industry, parliamentary democracy, literature, popular music - even the business suits worn by the Chinese premier are British.

but yeah muslims and africans can fuck off.

the one thing Britain does WORSE than any other country in the world bar perhaps Sweden is politics.

If Hitler had won, Europe would be free of Muslims but USA would still be infested with negroes.

The worst thing we did by FAR was bringing civilisation and irrigation to literal hunter gatherer tribes in Places like Africa, the population explosion it has caused will be the end of all of us.

True. But if we sided with Hitler we might have taken notes and sent em all back to Africa. Wishful thinking I guess

>be on island for 2000 years
>get bored
>build awesome shit
>conquer world with awesome shit
>leave criminals in arid hellhole
>build cities and shitpost on your internet just to spite you
Well something went right

And cooking. There's more ways to prepare a meal than boiled or burnt.

Oh really, professor.

Britain was secure from invasion, thanks to the English Channel, the Royal Navy and the RAF.

We beat Italy in North Africa in 1940 and beat the Germans for air superiority in the Battle of Britain in 1940.

Hitler by his own admission was a 'coward at sea'. The Royal Navy would have sank any invasion force.

truly the power of the anglo, how are things over there in quebec?

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Yeah, the royal navy with their American built ships.

I refuse to be lectured on food by an American, inventors of... spray-on cheese.

British food is the best in the world. Chiinese, India, Italy, France... all invented rich sauces to disguise the fact they were eating cat, rat or spoiled meat

British husbandry was historically the best in the world, hence no need to disguise the meat.

It's because the British had a strict death penalty that killed off the shittiest 1.7% of people every year, an economic system that allowed the (more intelligent) upper classes to reproduce more, and a strict code of sexual conduct where single mothers had their children taken from them and were shunned from the rest of society. These things gradually raised the intelligence of the population.

Tl;dr: kill criminals + have the smart people reproduce + and don't enable roasties = solid eugenics program

The bombe was probably more influential than any of that

None of this is even remotely true.

Because life in Britain is really boring

What about Dunkirk? The French surrendered so we got our army safely back home.

The evacuation was a total success.

In the same year we destroyed the Italians in North Africa.

>Hitler by his own admission was a 'coward at sea'.

Yeah because he didn't have a navy.

It's not very impressive when your navy defeats another navy that doesn't exist.

Even then, a good chuck of American inventors were ethnically British.

And an even bigger chunk Germanic.

Dont forget we also invented gayness

>how are things over there in quebec
Better than the rest of us on the mudslime front, they just tabled a law to ban provincial workers such as doctors, nurses, teachers and daycare workers from wearing a niqab, burka or any other face covering while delivering services.
>People would also be required to uncover their faces while receiving those services
The liberals and SJWs including Trudeau are throwing a fit, so for once I'd say good for the frenchies

At the mercy of Hitler. Had he given the order, your army would've been crushed during the evacuation. He waited three days so you could get out because he had a boner for bongland

The only US built ships in the RN were the 50 provided in 1941 under the Ships for Bases Agreement. We already had almost 200 destroyers alone.

The Royal Navy, still the largest in the world in September 1939, included:

15 Battleships & battlecruisers, of which only two were post-World War 1. Five 'King George V' class battleships were building.

7 Aircraft carriers. One was new and five of the planned six fleet carriers were under construction. There were no escort carriers.

66 Cruisers, mainly post-World War 1 with some older ships converted for AA duties. Including cruiser-minelayers, 23 new ones had been laid down.

184 Destroyers of all types. Over half were modern, with 15 of the old 'V' and 'W' classes modified as escorts. Under construction or on order were 32 fleet destroyers and 20 escort types of the 'Hunt' class.

60 Submarines, mainly modern with nine building.

45 escort and patrol vessels with nine building, and the first 56 'Flower' class corvettes on order to add to the converted 'V' and 'W's' and 'Hunts'. However, there were few fast, long-endurance convoy escorts.

This doesnt include the ships of our commonwealth navies.

>British food is the best in the world
I guess if you have rotten teeth and need to eat oatmeal and soft boiled eggs it might seem ok. Spray cheese is a vital component in a Philly cheese steak. Fucking delicious and affordable. Not having enough land to raise cattle you probably wouldn't know the nutritious deliciousness of red meat.

Can’t help it if our enemies don’t want to destroy us m8.

Anyone with iq over 80 knows that Germans made the most breakthroughs in science and maths. Brits don't even come close.

>hides flag

'REEEEEEEEEE'!

oh yeah of course it's not! America invented everything! haha - oh wait, they merely were standing on the shoulders of giants.

Butthurt yank.

Do you know why Germany had a tiny navy in WWII?

Because Britain sank it in WWI

Are you hiding an American flag?

Checked. But I wouldn't consider Dunkirk a victory.

By mistake. I'm not German.

*after WWII

Christ and antichrist, and all in between, all love mother England

Neither would I, it was a huge fuck up

You're a LARPing American

WW2 was a big fuckup in general I'd say.

Because not savage wogs. Purebred aryans high IQ look at what nigs do
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>british
>race

mfw Angus, Highland, Hereford and Shorthorn are all British breeds and the worlds most commonly bred.

The bad teeth thing is a meme, you understand, invented by hollywood in the 40s and 50s when the craze for orthodontics took off. it is no longer a reflection of reality.

No - I'm British to my bootstraps.

Oh but of course you;re Irish

we call the hammer an 'irish screwdriver' for a reason, you know.

Japanese study showed 54% of the worlds most important inventions were British.

>Isambard Kingdom Brunel
that's one weird fucking name

I remember being totally confused the first time I heard of him

"Japanese study" Wow I'm convinced now.

Do you have a lot of cattle in jolly old England or do your royal landlords prefer to use their vast estates for fox hunts? Speaking of memes, nice flag.

It's in the Brits blood to conquer and innovate the world. Well, until the Jews got into power in the UK.

the fuck up was sending an army to help france in the first place.

the operation was to ecavuate the expeditionary force

in that respect it was a huge success.

it can be termed neither victory nor defeat, becasue it wasnt a battle, it was an evacuation

I can tell by the thoroughly British flag you're posting with

why do you think Im an American?

>The first navigable submarine - William Bourne
But not the first submarine?
>The first commercial steam-powered device, a water pump - Thomas Savery
Not the first "uncommercial" steam-powered device though?
>The first steam engine - James Watt
Not the first engine though?
>The first electrostatic motor - Andrew Gordon
Not the first motor though?
>Modern economics - Adam Smith
Not economics though?
>First arch bridge made of cast iron - Abraham Darby III
Not the first arch bridge though?
>Selective breeding and artificial selection - Robert Bakewell
Not breeding though?
>Vaccination - Edward Jenner
Thanks for the autism.
>Computing - Charles Babbage
Ok
>First incandescent light - Sir Humphry Davy
Not the first light?
>Steam train - Richard Trevithick
Not the first train though?
>Percussion ignition, the foundation of modern firearms - Alexander John Forsyth
Not the first firearms though?
>Electromagnet - William Sturgeon
Not the first magnet though?
>Incandescent light bulb - James Bowman Lindsay
Ok...
>Pedal bicycle - Kirkpatrick Macmillan.
Not the first bicycle though?
>Electric clock - Alexander Bain
Not the first clock though?
>Chemical fertiliser - John Bennet Lawes.
Not the first fertiliser though?
>First steam-powered, iron-hulled passenger liner - Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Not the first non- steam-powered, iron-hulled passenger liner though?
>Boolean algebra - George Boole
Nice contribution to an already well understood field.
>Hypodermic syringe - Alexander Wood
Not the first syringe though?
>Steel alloy
Not the first alloy though?
>Traffic lights
Ok.
>Telephone - ALexander Graham Bell
Not first instant communication device though?
>Light bulb - Joseph Wilson Swan (yes, Swan beat Edison to it. They later merged to become Swan-Edison Co.)
Sure :^)
>The Colossus computer, developed by British codebreakers
Not the first computer?

Considering your high population throughout history, you did far less than expected. kys