HALT!! Papiere, bitte!

>HALT!! Papiere, bitte!

what do you do?

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show him my papers

ok right this way sir

Will we starve there if they bomb our supply lines?

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*shrinks back*

It would be extremely incriminating.

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For jews

Rennt um euer Leben! Er hat eine Panzerfaust!

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that is not funny my grandfather died in Auschwitz.

it was 1941 some people planed to flee the place. it was the 21. April so the guardsmen were heavily drinking the night before (the 20's is Hitlers birthday). then the guys tried to escape a alarm started and the guardsmen who was sleeping in the main tower woke up grabbed his rifle, tumbled a few steps forward and fell of the tower.

that's the tragic story how my grandfather died

Show him these sweet sweet numbers and reassure him that I am wholly devoted to the Reich

Pull out a handgun, point it in his face and order him to start kneeling. Then shoot him in the head and walk away.

Show him my swastika armband, then my paper

Then, sieg heil

Neat. I guess showing tese also help doesn't it?

*teleports behind you*
psssh... nothin personel... kameraden

Does that mean that I wear my Stalkreuz at that time as well?

lol i love that song

*unzips card*

Here's a (You), just to let you know I stopped reading after the first sentence.

"Here they are. Thanks for guarding our nation."

i cooked fresh pasta and you stooped after the first sentence

*reaches for papers*
here you go herr ofizir

I know that feel.
My grandfather died when some drunken muppet fell of his tower in Auschwitz and landed on him.

That pasta is older than this board.

yes but freshly cooked

Show my papers and ask how I can enroll in the Einsatzgruppen.

I have these papers from Nazzi satelite state of Independent State of Croatia. I am good. Danke schön mein Freund. Alles klar. Ja, ja, aufwiedersehen. Oh. Heil Hitler.

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Show him my papers.

Jenes.

I love original memes

Wait for the man to show me the papers, d'ooh

„Heil Hitler, Kamerad!
Hier die Papiere.
Wünsche einen angenehmen Tag und Sieg Heil!

Was für ein Glück in dieser Zeit zu leben.“

That‘s about it