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woah... so this is the child of decades of research and trillions of dollars worth of investment... defeated by birds.. wtf....

Stork vs state of the art fight jet hmmmmm

nah this is the one that got hit by the s-200

not sure if retarded but a good bird strike will send ANY aeroplane to "garage"

I thought it was a Syrian middle?

I heard those storks were missile shaped.

You're on Sup Forums. Your average poster is just this retarded.

6 Trillion dollars of tax payer money each year is lost into a black hole in the US military, I'm so glad that "missing: money is going to such great jets that can take out Storks

who would win:
trillion dollar plane created by the world's superpower to send $500,000 guided missiles onto a brown man with $2 sandles
or
a bird
????????????

For the nonretarded, birdstrikes are a serious issue for ALL aircraft and can even ground commericla flights. A five pound mass travelling at a relative speed of 800 km/hr is going to do damage to whatever it hits whether it's a shitty little Cessna, a 747 or an F-35

Who would win, an oversized duck or a billion dollar multi-role 5th generation fighter jet?

...

note how only americans are defending this trillion dollar catastrophe

>t.retard

any plane no mater how expensive will suffer poorly due to bird strikes
especilly when you consider how fast these fly, a bird hitting your canopy as the speed if a bullet will do damage no natter how much money you invest into the materials

dude why dont they just make the plane from titanium? fucking idiot its simple

But were the birbs ok?!?!

bot defending the f-35 (because its a huge waste of money)
but the bird will always win

any projectile hitting the aircraft at mach 1-2+ will always cause severe damage no matter what, all this shows is how uselessly expensive this plane was

bird strikes hve cause airline accodents in he past that have killed hundreds of people

A bird flying at a speed of 800 km/hr
American education everybody.

why doesnt the plain have laser defence systems to take out any objects that get too close to it??

Bird strikes hurt m8.

>storks
Funny way of saying S-200

Relative closure isn't individual speed, Ahmed.

givin how expensive the f-35 was, its bulshit it didnt have one

Sukhoi are wank so are the chink jets

They have never in their LIFETIME managed to shoot down one Western plane

Meanwhile even the Turks can shoot down Russians pieces of shit

impossibel, the F-35 is stealthy. Russian equipment could nevr even see the F-35. America could fly 1000 F-35 over Russia with nuks and Putin wouldn’t even know about it.

could it be that the F35s werent designed for WW2-esque dogfights???????????????
who would've thunk it

>plane moving at mach 2.3 hits bird
>LOL why did a bird flying at 60kmph do so much damage hurr

kys

Any platform is a good platform if it's backed up with a modern AWACS suite.

why are yankee doodles so defensive over their piece of shit stealth fighter? maybe fix your military industrial complex, you used to make decent shit now you just make shit

>To hit one stork may be regarded as a misfortune; to hit two looks like carelessness.

Why don't they just put a grate over the intake so no birds get in?

BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

energy = mass in KG divided by 2 , times velocity in meters per second times itself

weight of a stork is about 2KG, weight of a F35 is about 35 thousand KG and it's travelling at 1000 kilometers per hour and the stork is about 10kilometers per hour

do the math

then who was phone?

>For the nonretarded,
Yeah, you need to find yourself another place to post.

are the storks ok????

That's one super fast bird, why can't they weaponize it instead of having planes?

oh i get it now

IT WASNT BIRDS.

THE PLANE GOT HIT BY SYRIAN MISSILE.

And the stork is a literal cannonball.

Mythbusters did it with in one of the early seasons. Chickens moving at close to mach 1 (impact velocity) are literally cannonballs.

Why don't they blast the birds if they're fucking fighter jets?

Only when frozen. They tested bird strike and non bird strike windows with both frozen and thawed chickens. Frozen chickens will go through a bird strike rated window (unsurprisingly)

Fucking murderers

The bird never saw the plane because of stealth. I'd say its a success for the F35

Shows real skill by the F 35 pilot in lining up the ducks, sorry storks, in a row before hitting them.

And now they will find the storks' passports in the wreckage

>hiding flag
dont lie to us user
embrace your doodle

How about you try driving into a stationary wall with a speed of 100 km/h, and see if that "slow" wall isn't gonna do some damage.

modern warfare:

anti-aircraft storks

>a wall is the same as a bird
Danish education everybody.

$2 is a yearly salary for some of those people.

How dare we destroy their life savings.

>birds hits a plane with a relative speed similar to a canonball sized bullet
>hurrr but the bird was going slow

;^(

If S-200 = 200 Storks then S-300 = 300 Storks?

You should use some of all that oil money on education before it runs out, fjeldabe.

If they were kosher storks the aircraft would be OK but they were unpure birds lol

Birds 1 - Joint Stork Fighter 2

Guess it was a stealth stork.