WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

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>mentally ill men in playboy

This is the real indication of a societal collapse

They really didn't waste any time after Heff died

SAGE
american intel cought in north korean territory, they are sliding this hard, sage goes in all fields
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Hughs body isn't even cold yet

>buy a playboy for some god forsaken reason nowadays
>see dicks in it

What's even the fucking point of having 2 gendered magazines? I hate this shit, glad Playboy is dying after countless shitty business decisions.

Thank god Playboy was already dying before Hef died. Maxim has been better for ages

>sales plunges 178% YOY

I kill your dog

>hire tranny for nude mag
>reeeee milennials wont buy our magazine
>reeeee milennials dont like milky milky
are these people retarded?

Hugh dies and Playboy IMMEDIATELY turns to irredeemable shit. Did they put a woman or a fag charge? It has to be one of those.

WHAT THE FUCK

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His daughter has been running Playboy for a long time hasn't she?

Or at least, that's what I heard in a Fresh Prince episode

>woman
>penis

Is that picture supposed to be alluring? That thing looks retarded and malformed. Seriously, there are ''better looking'' tranny monsters all over the internet. I have to bat them aside to get to my free porn. But Playboy chooses that?
Maybe Heff left a failsafe in his will to detonate the magazine by publishing monsters to tank the newstand.

absolutely digusting

If I wanted to fap to some Traps, I'd just download some Japanese Anime!

based

Ww3 imminent, prepare now

holy shit.

Man, America is really progressive, good jobs goys!

>playboy will crash
>implying men will jerk off to trannies

They took nudity out a while back. Then they added it back in when sales dropped

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The existence of plaboy itself has already been an indication of a societal collapse.

I knew this would happen after Hefner died.

Post set, or link to... for objectification purposes.

Hot

I have a better model for them

>Hugh Hefner dies
>Playboy dies with it
cool

Can they hook some sort of generator up to Hef's graves? The spinning should power a small city.

>how can we boost sales for Playboy
>take the nudity out?
>Perfect!

I'd have loved to be sitting in on that meeting wew lad

>Implying some men don't already jerk off to trannies

>dying softcore porn mag trying to stay relevant
In other news water is wet

Over his dead body.

Now we know why he died.

everyone work and find the jew who took over playboy after hugh passed away, these fucking jews must pay!!!

of course this happens after Hefner dies.

>playboy is still a thing
wut ?

Based Hef, continuing to degrade femininity from beyond the grave

Not everything is a fucking slide thread. Jesus fuck.

Hugh is rolling over in his grave right now.

Thank god.

AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA AAAAAAND HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

reminder, if you don't buy this article you're a racist

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oh no, guess i won't be using playboy anymo-

He would probably be cool with it.

He was a sick fuck who peddled societal cancer

I don't see the problem. She's beautiful.

there have been trannys in playboy before, the bond girl tranny

>Hugh Hefner finally died! Now we can put in the trannies!

Where are the nude photos of him?

Is this why the Jews had Hugh Hefner killed?

Absolutely degenerate.

wow they wasted no time after hef's death. this is madness. literal homo indoctrination. what i want to know is, is this just a trap or is this person post-op?

Trannys are truly the worst fetish, once you start looking for vids you'll look at a thumbnail and think, yea maybe this one, to find an ugly guy with surgical tits stroke his cock. Repeat nearly ad infinitum until after tons of search you find something barely passable like op's pic. Currently stopping myself from falling for this degenerate shit desu, now mainstream magazines are trying to push this shit on young men.

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let's see what's under the pants

Just embrace it user. The more you watch the pickyness about certain features goes away

>now mainstream magazines are trying to push this shit on young men.
I'm like 99% certain "young men" have not and never will buy magazines. Magazines are a relic of the boomer age.

My question is, are they actually going to show the trainwreck that is his "pussy"?

So this tranny shit is some dude with his junk in a thong? Jesus.

Well that didn't take long.

>tfw i have a big collection of random dicks for shitposting on an north korean insect cooking board

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doesn't seem like it

Can I see his dick? Does Playboy even show genitals?

Welp they just ruined their entire brand and lost the respect of 100% of the straight males out there. Way to alienate your base to boost sales on one issue due to shock value.

you wont see any dicks because they don’t even put nudes in there anymore lol

I bet she has a sweet boipucci

lol most "straight" males like traps though...

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This means War!

Do you want the total meme war against the playboy Sup Forums?

Sage

Kill yourself

They're kinda stuck. Playboy can't compete with online porn industry, the mag is all they have for media.

That's why you don't fucking do it dumb leaf, besides it would be just another step on the downward spiral of sexual deviance and fetishism. You can't win anything by venturing down that path since you'll never arrive anywhere or at least anywhere healthy.

Good luck with those sale numbers :^)

>WHAT THE FUCK
WTF indeed.
I thought print media was dead.
I'm honestly surprised anybody still prints Playboy.
Hang on while I Google this shit...
OK, 800,000 readers, down from 7.1 million in 1972.

>EVOLUTION
fuckin what?

That's clearly a penis taped up/held up

Is Hugh even in the ground yet?

FOR
FUCK
SAKE

>written by sara cline
what a crap journalist

playboy more like gaygoy

yes

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>implying your life would be healthy otherwise

I can only blame myself

They're trying to get Heffner to spin in his grave ASAP, aren't they?

Excellent way to do so.

may be

>implying it isn't

>They really didn't waste any time after Heff died
came to post this lel

Playboy? More like Pladyboy.

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Oh shit. Nice.

I see what you did there, have an extra (you) for making me laugh

their readership is literally in the thousands now. they have to boost sales somehow, might as well go gay, since the vast majority of millennial men are fags.

this just proves that men are superior in every way

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