>White male >NEET >No car >No cell phone >No money >Live with your mom >No jobs within walking distance (or you can't get hired anywhere) >No money for transportation or clothes >Not eligible for welfare/disability
And you have no family to help you at all.
It is IMPOSSIBLE to advance in a capitalist society like this. You praise capitalism, but that's only because you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth, and given opportunities.
Capitalism has failed, it doesn't work anymore, people have to compete to get minimum wage jobs hat pay FAR below a living wage.
Why won't you admit it just doesn't work anymore? The top 1% of people in America own more wealth than the bottom 90% combined. Many people are dying and struggling under capitalism, literally EVERYTHING in society is about money, it has caused much more pain than any communist state ever has.
- Women entered the workforce - Immigrants came - Out-sourcing - Automation
These are primarily to blame for making capitalism unsustainable, and none of them are going away without complete collapse of society.
My first job I got to by riding a bike, until I saved enough to get a car.
Losers.
Matthew Ward
Work doing odd jobs like lawns until can afford a bike, after bike, continue working until you can find a shitty car, you can find them for a grand or less, boom no longer jobless carless, it's what I did.
William Davis
Save up while you're young, get a bike, a job, then save up for a car. That's what I did.
Logan Hill
>My first job I got to by riding a bike
Bikes cost money, which you have none of, and no family to buy you a bike.
How are you supposed to jget a bike besides stealing it?
There is no "odd jobs" available near you, or no one will hire you for any "odd job".
Ryder Gonzalez
>Save up while you're young
Save up what retard? You have $0 income.
Kevin Johnson
If you have no money you can go to college for free. Learn a fucking useful skill.
Jayden Clark
Offshore drilling you weak faggot
Jose Bennett
Are we talking about an imaginary land where you have no neighbors, so you have a hypothetical scenario that requires one to make excuses for yourself while sitting on your ass?
John Green
Wtf are you talking about?
No one will send you to college for free unless you did really good in high school.
Where do I sign up?
Austin Bennett
Just give up. No point in trying in this rigged society.
Julian Thomas
Beg that your retarded mother end your pathetic existence.
John Hughes
>No one will send you to college for free unless you did really good in high school.
Community College.
Most Community Colleges have a 70% dropout rates because they will literally accept anybody.
Mason Adams
Capitalism only works if you are not a faggot.
I can see why it has failed so many pol users.
Aiden Price
>Why won't you admit it just doesn't work anymore? The top 1% of people in America own more wealth than the bottom 90% combined. Many people are dying and struggling under capitalism, literally EVERYTHING in society is about money, it has caused much more pain than any communist state ever has. you are right that capitalism has failed but you are wrong in thinking that communism is better. two sides of the same jew my friend.
unfortunately they got the ancaps here good, but the real solution no one wants to talk about is restricting child birth welfare, that means that only the rich will be incentivized to reproduce, which means less people being born into a shitty situation and more wealth disseminated
Adam Kelly
Enlist in the military. Or go full nig and start robbing
Lucas Torres
>have 16 years to save up enough to buy a little bike >can't do it lol
Mow lawns, do menial tasks, ask your parents, receive government benefits, the list goes on. Or just steal one.
Luis Brooks
I can't get into that for free either.
A lot of people dropout because they don't want tons of debt and a worthless community college degree that won't get them a relevant job to pay off the debt.
> that means that only the rich will be incentivized to reproduce, which means less people being born into a shitty situation and more wealth disseminated
I want nothing more than to have children.
Society is already like this, but it would make me angry enough to kill rich people if this was openly accepted.
Wyatt Hall
You can hitch a ride into a decent sized city and just go from construction site to construction site offering to work for $80 a day cash. When you're done you can spend the rest of the evening in a Starbucks then check into a homeless shelter. Within a month or so you have enough to set yourself up with an apartment assuming you are not already rooming with your fellow day laborers by then.
This is how we Mexicans get started in the us. Why can't you, white boi?
Xavier Perry
What part of America do you live in where you can't get near free transport on public systems. Surprisingly, there is a safety net that gives you enough money to get your ass to McDonald's and work until you can buy a car.
Adam Smith
Get a job hippie
Levi Lopez
Nah, this pussy's single mother told him he was too special to have to actually put forth any effort and it looks like this faggot believes it.
Ian Ward
Apply for food stamps itll help you get back on your feet while you mow lawns.
Evan Sanders
What was your high school GPA what was your SAT/ACT score? If they were high why didn't you go to college? If they weren't high, it's your fault you make no money.
Elijah Wilson
Exactly thus we have bankruptcy and socialist programs like food stampz welfare and obamacare to keep this poor man from dying of starvation or strep throat or worse yet HIV. Im so glad i live in the socialist usa. I know id be a goner today without the socialism.
Christian Foster
Also you can take student loans out where fed pays interest for 10 years.
If you have half decent grades you can attend a 4 year uni pretty much anywhere in the country. If you have ass grades go to CC and then transfer to a 4 year. If illegals and immigrants who come here with no money and don't speak the language can do it you can too.
Cameron Bailey
Back in early 1900s America, or 1950s/1960s America, a man could get a job straight out of high school, regardless of his grades, that paid enough to afford a house, wife, and children all on his income alone.
They could drop out of high school and the same would be true.
Fuck you, I hope you and your family loses all of it's money, so you understand, greedy pieces of shit.
Ayden Sanchez
The 50s are over grandpa. Welcome to the 21st century socialist states of america.
Blake Adams
My family are immigrants from 3rd world and Europe, my parents are divorced. I am not rich nor has my family ever been, we have no inherited wealth. It's not hard to succeed in America, there are thousands of state colleges begging to give u a spot in their lecture halls.
Jeremiah Baker
look bro, you don't have to defend capitalism per se but the idea that it is impossible to get a job of some kind is stretching it
Robert Russell
I dont seem to understand your point, you want to not work or try hard in school and still have a good job????
Landon Evans
If you are too dumb or cannot work hard enough for community or 4 year higher learning institution just join the army..... You literally need a plan to fail, the army even takes some criminals.
Eli Smith
I want to work, but there is literally no jobs, and no one who will give me a job.
Dominic Turner
This is why ww3 has to happen
Ryder Russell
Capitalism works on a system of debt. Unfortunately this is the hard truth of this world. If I were in your shoes, here's what I would do.
Job > Get a ride to city/town center > Shave, comb your hair, dress nicely > Brush your god damn teeth > Apply to literally every store/shop you walk by > Rinse repeat until you have a job
Transportation > Bus routes > Bicycle > Used car lot (get your mum to co-sign on the lease, $2000 max budget) > Ensure the car loan is no more than 25% of your take home for the month > Ensure another 50% is applied to the principle each month until the loan is paid off.
You will now have a car and a job.
Next step > Set aside enough money until you have $1000 saved up. Place this in cash somewhere hard to find in your house. > Save up enough money to cover 6 months of living expenses > Continue saving > Re-invest the money into a relevant trade school/class/certification > Apply to new jobs until you get a better one > Save more money > Re-invest into better education/certificates/etc
Now you have a decent job, a car that's probably going to explode soon (who cares it's cheap anyways) but you have the means to finance a better vehicle or keep yours alive. Learn to do your car maintenance on your own. Keep looking for better jobs. SAVE MONEY.
Your credit will suffer from a lack of a credit card. If you choose to improve your credit and get a credit card, spend no more than 25% of the total value per month and pay it off at the end of the month. Since you're new to credit your limit will likely be $500. Do this every month with normal expenses and you will not only save money but build your credit. Don't apply for credit cards at retail stores / grocers / etc. Learn to invest the money you have saved and go to community college for 2 years before transferring to university.
t. Random guy who left home at 17 and cleared $125k last year.
Chase Perry
It depends really ob the individual curcumstances. You may be in good health able bodied and have a lot of innate traits that allow you to have marketable skills where you are specifically located(you may not be able to thrive if you moved to the wrong place). But some people have none of these blessings. It doesnt matter how hard of a worker you are at heart if you got a heart condition or are crippled in some way you cant just walk out and get a job.
Christian Butler
What is your zip code?
Jaxon Kelly
Mow lawns Wash cars Be a maid Etc.
Jace Barnes
Are you crippled or have a heart condition? if not it's not an excuse.
Oliver Anderson
op seems to be of sound mind and body and still mooching off of his mom, when the rubber finally hits the road and he starts to go hungry because mom is no longer in the picture I guarantee he will be able to find gainful employment lickety split
Ayden Cox
OP IS A F-- OP IS A MILLENNIAL
Lucas Walker
>> Bus routes Can't afford bus >> Bicycle Can't afford bike >> Used car lot (get your mum to co-sign on the lease, $2000 max budget) My mom won't buy me a car, she won't/can't even buy me a bike.
>dress nicely It costs money to dress appropriately for an interview, I have absolutely no dress clothes, or money to buy dress clothes.
Daniel Perry
Hi I was like you once. Only difference is I moved out of my parent's house at 17 and never went back. I worked shitty jobs to pay my bills for about 10 years. I had to walk and sometimes bike to work. Eventually , after I got a reliable car I went to nursing school which only took one year. Now I make higher than average American male income. Just bite the bullet, work your shitty full time job, and move out already and stop complaining.
Xavier Phillips
Endless excuses and no balls. Single mother's strike again.
Julian Morgan
>call trucking company >get free sponsored schooling, bus fare, etc. (crst, schneider, swift, prime, there’s plenty of no experience/no cdl companies that school) >easily make 30k first year, 40k+ if you don’t suck wow that was hard
Jacob Thompson
Can't afford bike literally impossible if you have more than 50 bucks
Leo Cooper
Fuck you you can a get a bike for close to nothing. You have a computer I see, look on craigslist. The reason you are a loser is because you are lazy and probably low IQ. You make pathetic excuses.
Elijah Phillips
>My mom won't buy me a car, she won't/can't even buy me a bike. Co-sign. That doesn't mean buy. That means she's on the hook for the debt if you don't pay.
If you have a pair of jeans and a clean t-shirt/polo this is enough for most fast food places. They'll give you a uniform anyways. Don't wear anything with tears, rips, stains, or stupid shit on it.
Jaxon Smith
I agree with you. That is why we need national socialism. I was in the same position a few years ago, depressed neet with no direction but eventually got a job thanks to family connection and 2 years later I'm making 100K. All western society is completely retarded and falling apart.
Josiah Green
>Mow lawns I have no money to buy a lawn mower.
>Wash cars No one wants their fucking car washed by me.
I would be better off straight up begging for money on the street.
>Be a maid No one would hire me.
I will take the inheritance I will have from a life insurance payout and live out of a car.
Brandon Gutierrez
man that sucks i get all kinds of gibs
reduced fare public transportation - $18 a month neetbux - $933 a month
just got awarded some gibs for more free education in addition to the free education im getting now.
i'm trying to quit the gib life
Adam White
The thing people are missing at the top of this land that if this desolate wasteland you live in is real you need to create something with it that people want.
Make something from your environment. Sell it. Make the money come to you.
You have access to knowledge and you have access to the environment. The only thing preventing you from succeeding is a lack of imagination.
After creating something that people want you can use your money to pursue other things.
Capitalism.
Lucas Ramirez
Literally walk to a recruiting office and your life is set.
Nolan Edwards
OP what state do you live in?
Connor Campbell
>I will take the inheritance I will have from a life insurance payout and live out of a car welp you're a lazy POS who simply refuses to work, might as well have put this in the thread's subject line and saved us all the trouble
Caleb Lee
I have $0, and no one would give me $50 to buy a bike.
I doubt I could find any bike for sale that costs $50 anyway.
>Fuck you you can a get a bike for close to nothing.
Let me guess, "nothing" you is $200. You're like Steve Paddock's brother talking about how $100,000 is "nothing".
She won't do that.
Benjamin Ross
Just join the military for fucks sake if youre life sucks so much
Angel Myers
>can’t affird bus Bitch, you have internet. You’re just a lazy faggot, endless excuses. The only people who can’t get a job are narcotic immigramts with disabilities.
Evan Rodriguez
>It costs money to dress appropriately for an interview you can get a nice enough pair of clothes at a place like goodwill or other second hand goods shop for less than 10 bucks. You might be able to find a bike on the cheap there, too.
Michael Allen
All you can do is apply for jobs at a grocery store and save money for community college
Isaiah Ward
I can literally find you bikes for 50$ or less on craigslist/amazon
Mason Adams
WALK TO A RECRUITING OFFICE.
PICK A SERVICE.
YOU ARE SET.
You need no car in the service, you make money, meals are provided, the recruiter drives you from the office to the nearest MEPS station.
Christopher Bailey
If you really have nothing join military as a way to get started with some money. If you dont want to die go navy
Cameron Brown
SeeIt doesn't really seem like you're looking for solutions. What state do you live in? Try walking.
Nicholas Jenkins
100% correct boomers will get executed for flippantly dismissing these arguments.
Lincoln Carter
>Bikes cost money, which you have none of, and no family to buy you a bike.
Fuck off. You're using a device worth more than what some people make in their entire fucking lifetimes. Sell it and buy a bike.
Grayson Cooper
You kill yourself. If you realize now thet you'll never be successful, than why suffer at the bottom rung? Just do it dude Youre gonna die someday anyways
Wyatt Rogers
You can beg $50 bucks with minimal effort. Jesus Christ, man. Put some effort into shit.
Fuck, he could probably just call the recruiter to come get him, recruiters are always thirsty for that ass.
Austin Johnson
Stop wasting money on internet and electricity for a month and you’ll have enough to buy a bike.
Mason Myers
es heisst Arbeit you useless nigger Moslem and it's the magic thing where you serve someone and get paid go eat a dick I lived no 200 metres away from the local junkyard till I was 6, so you can imagine my family was fucking poor, now we have a house, I have a flat a car and a 50" tv and I only do the bare minimum of 40h work, so get fucked parasite
Nathaniel Nguyen
>literal retard can't survive in wealthiest economy on earth You make a good case for eugenics, user.
Cameron Watson
No one would hire a grown homeless man with no work experience.
Fuck this gay Earth.
I am legitimately thinking about being a professional cat burglar, and robbing the empty $1,000,000+ homes that stay empty half the year.
I don't have $10, and no one will give me $10.
Why can't you suggest something doesn't require money? Is it because literally EVERYTHING is about money in this society?
Hudson Young
"YOU CAN'T SURVIVE IN MY HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO THAT MAKE SEVERAL UNREALISTIC OR CONTRADICTORY ASSUMPTIONS! CHECKMATE CAPITALISTS!"
Grayson Evans
10$. Spend the extra 40 on a chain and tires you faggit.
Ayden Rodriguez
This is bait, but I'll swallow it.
1) Do grunt work online. Mechanical Turk, Fivrr, Patreon, eBay. Save $100. 2) Get bicycle. Get fast food shit job. Save $5000. 3) Get accredited bachelor's degree online via University of South Africa (or other cheap online uni). 4) Teach English in South Korea (free plane ticket, free apartment). Put half of monthly income into cryptocurrency. 5) Return to USA (or wherever) and continue your life.
Solutions are available. You just need to think.
Jordan Morales
This.
Joshua Carter
...
Adrian Barnes
>Can't scrape $100 for a bike well, just die
Daniel Murphy
>buy $10 bike >spend $100 repairing it
Nolan Howard
i an pretty much all of those things, but i can say that i an a fucking lazy creepy fuck. and thats why i dont have friends, its not capitalism fault, its my fucking fault.
Owen White
>Having children Now thats free
Levi Howard
Keep looking for something that catches you interest, try to be entrepreneurial, learn marketing, human behavior. Meet people.
Joshua Jones
You have internet, you seem to be computer literate or could be with little effort. Fix computers for people, meet them in a well lit location with many people around if you are afraid living with your mom will reflect poorly on your business.
With the internet, you can learn fucking anything to a moderate level well enough to be a service to someone that may simply not have the time.
What makes you think the corrupt faggots running socialism will be any different from those running the current capitalist machine?
Owen Gomez
How has no one suggested prostitution
Ian Jackson
I member one chasing me back when Iraq started up, I was 17 lmao The Army will take him.
Parker Howard
sell your fucking toys, and retro video games faggot.
Sebastian Green
Join the military retard. Quit feeling sorry for your lazy ass.
Adrian Barnes
>Capitalism only works if you were born into the right family
Bollocks, tell that to the chinese, indian, bangladeshi, that were poor as fuck for generations and now they have a little more, at least to escape extreme poverty, thanks to capitalism.
>Capitalism has failed, it doesn't work anymore Ahhh I see, you have an american flag, so you are what we call here a champagne communist.
Kayden Price
>It is IMPOSSIBLE to advance in a capitalist society like this t. person who's clearly never even tried
why are all commies such whiny pussies?
Jason Garcia
Capitalism has failed us brother. In Capitalism those in power keep their power, even when they are unqualified. Let men be judged by their worth to society, not how much capital they hold!
Support Democratic Social Nationalism today! We will help anyone and everyone who has the will to work live a happy life.
(YOU) DON'T LIVE IN CAPITALISM, THAT'S WHY YOU CANNOT ACHIEVE GREATNESS!!
Charles Myers
IN THE N A V Y you can get up your neet ass IN THE N A V Y you can buy a 50$ IN THE N A V Y people will want to hire you once u finish service IN THE N A V Y you get free healthcare for life
Nathaniel Jenkins
>>White male >>NEET I'd kill myself
Ryan Lopez
>I am legitimately thinking about being a professional cat burglar, and robbing the empty $1,000,000+ homes that stay empty half the year. lmao you live with mommy in a neighborhood that has million dollar homes?
this just keeps on getting better and better, you are a literal commie stereotype, wealthy white kid who refuses to work, you commies are worse than niggers
Samuel Rogers
The assumption is this fruit is a jello bodied pudgy fuck with a baby face.
You probably couldn't sell him to homosexual Islamic enslavers.
Easton Wright
Is scenario neet physically fit and free from physical abnormalities? Congrats, join the military if you have absolutely nothing going for you.
Wyatt Torres
I have literally walked 90 minutes each way to a job until I saved enough money to buy a bicycle. It sucks, but if you want to work you can do it.
Brody Morris
>I want nothing more than to have children You would make a terrible father judging from all of these dumb excuses.