Brazilian nigger brain power

>Two-year-old boy's father tries everything to free him when he gets his head stuck between bars for TWO HOURS... so can YOU work out the obvious way to free him?

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>can YOU work out the obvious way to free him?

free his body not his head

Overthrow the oppressive Brazillian government

monkey oil on the kid's head

Heat up the bars until they're soft enough to bend. By that time the boy will be turned into easily brushed up dust.

Turn his body 270 degrees and let him moonwalk out of it.

Turn shoulders and walk through bars head first..

>how did he get in?
>go back that way
>took two hours to get him out
FUCKING LOL

MONKEY NO

this

not

> I CAN BREAK THESE BARS
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yup just watched the video. How retarded.

looks like his wife got BLEACHED

Walk the dinosaur.

Push him up and slide over the bars?

Lift the child until his body is parallel withe the ground, rotate his body 90 degrees until his shoulders align with the bars and hell pass through the bars.

if he got his head in between the bars, he can get it out...unless his head is varying in size from minute to minute. Otherwise, turn his body sideways and walk through. Still other take a piece of fabric or rope and tie it loosely around the two bars on the left. Grab a stout piece of wood (saw the end off a broom), put wood into fabric loop and twist. Leverage will bend those copper pipes together.

daily reminder that kid is considered white here in hueland
>also fucking coalburners man

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SOPA DE JOVEM

The bottom looks wider than the top. Have the boy lower his head to the floor.

Shit like that happens all the time. As a kid, I have been in this situation and I walked through a couple of 2x4s, so no emergency, which makes me smarter at 6 than all of these Brazilian adults, unsurprisingly.

turn body and slide through

UMA DELICIA

>Brazilian Intellectuals

A stick and a pillow case.

Wrap the pillow case around the center of the far left two bars. Wrap the ends around the stick and twist until bars separate.

Fuck the little faggot's mouth until he dies.

Or he can just insert his right sholder through the bars and free himself. Walk right out of it.

To think that the dad will have about 8 kids, but people on Sup Forums will have none.

dynamite

Rotate him and slide him through on his side.

make him read Sup Forums to shrink his brain size down

>low IQ mongrels

Daily reminded that THIS is what will happen to America if you don't stop playing video games. If you don't reclaim your white women.

Fuck the little faggot's mouth until he dies.

Lift the body above the bars

Pull his body between the pipes, not his head.

What are all those clusters of bars/pipes for? What did Brazil mean by this?

Wouldn't the kid figure this out after awhile? Is this fake news?

this. the rest of you are fucking monsters.
fabric should be wet

Some things never change

UNA INTELIGENTE

i'm far from being a genius, but that's actually the first thing I thought when I saw the photo, pull neck through and turn sideways.

>To think that the dad will have about 8 kids, but people on Sup Forums will have none.
Because white women CRAVE the BBC

A stick and a pillow case.

Wrap the pillow case around the center of the back of his neck. Wrap the ends around the stick and twist until head separates.

A bottle car jack in between the bars to bend them out of the way. Duh! It took me two seconds to come up with that.

More like because you don't fucking work out and out compete the blacks.

> can you work out the way to free the kid?
Yes, but why not just leave him there?

> Instead of forcing his son's head through the bars the most logical approach was to take the toddler back the same way he had entered.

These crypto-niggers have such low IQ that they literally would've starved to death if their complete set of 2 neurons wouldn't have figured out
this simple spatial problem, by what I assume was through complete luck.

underrated

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Have the dad pick him up, turn him sideways, rotate his shoulders so they're perpendicular to the ground, then free his body, not his head.

Wow, that was so hard.

He put his brainless little head in there so id be able to rip it out. Grab him by the neck and yank.

That or turn his shoulders and kick him thru

Since you are all in the problem solving mood. How would you get out of this one.

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All he had to do was slide his body through the bars his body fits just slide him through.

soupa de macaco uma delicia

Try sliding the boy up to a point where there's slightly more space. Try cooling down the bars to take advantage of thermal expansion. Grease up the boy's head.

Somebody call pest control to take care of all those apes.

Wait until kid is 18 the walk out using the power of male privilege. You're Welcome

Oh, this. This is the answer.

>Kid is half white and already smarter than "dad".
>"Let's see how long it takes this monkey to figure out....KEK"

this is a technique they used to immobilize people on poles or trees. its designed so you cannot escape without the help of another person

Leave him there and charge customers for blow jobs

wait until the local achmed goes on a machete rampage and hacks off my torso

Pull your legs back? Are you serious

White genetics, can't compete with muscular testosterone rich black sex gods. If I was born black I could slay dumb white bitches with my BBC

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Is this a reference to a decade old meme? If so have a (you)

Decapitation. Obviously.

simple just break his neck and it will be easy

Turn shoulders and slip through

A. Rotate him until he's horizontal
B. Push his face on the ground
C. Wrap a rope around the bars and twist to bring them closer together
D. Use another rope to attach a donkey to his feet
E. Shit and urinate on his face
F. Slap the donkey hard

Problem solved, he is now free and so are we.

Argentina cheated, look it up

Build a Rube Goldberg machine that makes a domino piece fall on his head.

Why not just phase through? Have the Brazilians not learned the basics of molecularization yet?

You must be a jew.

god i wish i could find a trapped luttle boy like that. he’s really cute and small and fucking him while hes stuck would be too hot. haha just kidding lol

I'm the only one who can't access the dailymail link?

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Gay monkey fucker

You could just tie his ankles to the poll so he wouldn't kick or squirm too much.

Cut the child into little peices, season with special spices, place in broth...UMA

Brazilian Building Codes. Wait, what am I saying?

Reminds me of the prison camp scene from Hot Shots!

Pull. As hard as you can.

>this whole bunch of Sup Forumsacks thinking that his father is the guy in pic related
>tfw too smart to open the article

So this is the power of the worst containment board.

Has they tried weights yet?

> meme flag
> humorless
You need to go back

definitely a north easterner with those big, flat top heads.
After that they moved south searching for a cup of water.

Looks wider up top, suppose you could just lift him? He definitely didn't shove his head through if the bars cant be moved, so I assume he was climbing and fell.

Even whites have the same problem

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He escaped becoming DELICIA

explain

Kid was probably scared and panicking, so it would figure he can't.

Knife

Are you dumb? You can tilt the boy horizontal and guide his body through the bars.

>so can YOU work out the obvious way to free him?

Cut off his head?

Black women crave white cock, I'm sorry you have to settle for white "women"

Not be a soiboi and use my upper body strength to lift myself up

CORRECT ANSWER!

2 minutes and 45 seconds
vs
2 hours

Brian fucking Peppers? that is one old fucking meme

>Watching literal niggers struggle with common sense is inspiring news.
The Earth and Moon need to hug again.

You have to piss on the pillowcase, makes it stronger.

Better piss on the kid too. It won't make him stronger, but it will prevent him from doing this again.