FUCKING WHY?

FUCKING WHY?

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

MAKES ME WANT TO EVEN FUCK HER MORE REEEEEEE

she couldn't give her brother a shoulder ride with the ponytail in the way

MAN IF I WAS RRRGI I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF MY SISTERS EVEN IF IT WAS ILLEGAL

SHITTY WRITING

Naruto did it first though. And it was more impactful.

I WANT SPOOKY OUGI TO GIVE ME ANAL

IT WAS A META JOKE ABOUT NISIO'S OWN WRITING.

brushing her teeth is legal

How sharp is that key?

Because long hair is inferior to short hair.
It's time you fags woke up and realized this.
Anything above the shoulders is god tier on women.

No it fucking isn't your mouthbreathing cock gobbler, both can be good, but short hair doesn't work on 90% of anime girls.

Because nisio has a fetish for cutting long hair.

It's about fucking goddamn time I found someone intelligent. Board's hit a new low tonight with that bleachshit bringing cancer in from all directions.

Like this adorable little pustule right here!

This guy gets it.

What are you, a gay homofag? Short hair is infinitely better.

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Short hair best hair.
Even Kanbaru knew that so she went back to her Bakemonogatari hair in Hanamonogatari.

Can't call that character development since she was the only one with short hair to begin with.
Maybe NisiO was trying to tell us Kanbaru was the only good one to start with and Araragi was making her lose her way.

She's a retard.

b8

A bunch of you talk about short hair being better, but what about Senjou? Surely no one has taste shit enough to think her haircut was a good thing.

I want to cum on those backs.

I'm still triggered

>How sharp is that key?

It doesn't actually have to be sharp, I use keys to rip open packages all the time.

I think Monogatari is the only series where I like the short and long haired versions of each girl.

Kanbaru a best though, any hair style

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Bird can grow her hair out every day. She doesn't count. Snake on the other hand

Medusa hair was the best on snake, followed closely by bangless.

>Surely no one has taste shit enough to think her haircut was a good thing.
Here I am.

Stop using Tumblr memes here

Hair isn't cardboard.

I didn't mean cardboard anyway. A set of keys are a crude serrated edge.

Sure, whatever, it'd take more than one go to do it in real life, but Karen stronk.

Short hair on a girl is literally disgusting.

They look like a fucking man half the time .

People who like short hair usually like dfc too so you already know they're closet homo's

Fuck you, tomboys are a miracle of the universe.

Fucking character development.

What a bunch of fags, if you like short hair you might as well date a man.

>there's literally no difference between short hair+vagina and short hair+penis
Kys

They can be a tomboy with long hair you fag.

>Too lazy to even say kill yourself
Get back to youtube.

How do we stop Nisio?

>Ajimu
Every time

Alright then, just for you
Kill yourself.

Aside from Hitei and crab they all look better with shorter hair.

>rubberband
fucking kek

Wild Arms 1 did it way before Naruto.
I am sure someone can provide an even older example

>not liking short hair
What are you gay?

It's just hair, you fags make too big a deal out of it.

Long hair looks bad on humans anyway and ruins the aesthetics of their face and upper body, not to mention it's impractical and retarded in every way imaginable. I can't understand how it got so popular.

Long hair is appealing because of the way it effortlessly flows from side to side with even the slightest of movements. You can see each strand of hair like wheats in a field, but from a far the field oscillates like waves in a vast ocean as the wind blows. Don't you ever look upon a fare lady and think about the sheer beauty of her luscious locks as they are in a constant battle between rest and rise. Long hair is calming and beautiful. It is royal.

obviously you were too young to have watched bleach when it first started airing

>Lemme just elucidate to you my Homosexual Manifesto for a moment

I like this, because Boid is best girl, and long is best hair.

When will it end though?

araragi likes short haired girls, so anyone that wants his dick cut their hair and lesbos like monkey grows hers longer.

So the end of Hana was Kanbaru accepting his dick then?

Nisio can't write so he cuts his character's hair to tell the audience that they're developing.

classical japanese literature has a shit load of examples. Where do you think all these tropes come from?

Why fucking your sister would be illegal?

BECAUSE

NISIOISIN > SEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO