Thread for tired/demoralized/frustrated shills, both paid and volunteer, to come together as a community for emotional support.
We, the shill community, must support each other in these dark times and never forget why we're here: To install Hillary™ as the rightful leader of the western world.
After over a year of insults, condemnation, and pure hatred, let's take a moment to say kind and supportive things to our fellow shills to remind them that they are truly loved and respected by those that matter, that no insult from this vile cyber sewer can ever break our resolve, and that me must continue to #resist®
To the shill continuously debunking the "uranium one" debacle, you are a true professional. These memes are top notch
Josiah Powell
Also, Gary, your Suburban Retard® campaign is a huge success! You have continuously set the bar in monthly (you) counts!
>The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards. >City people all voted for Hillary
James Cook
Also, a little general housekeeping, I received word to continue pushing the Trump+Racist+Black+Troops combination, it's a real (you) miner!
Jacob Smith
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Josiah Foster
Uh...that's great? Again, this is where we support each other not discuss corporate sponsorship.
Is that you Jamal?
Jeremiah Reyes
I have to run to a meeting, big change in direction coming with this new cash infusion from our lord. Hope to see some positive input when I get back?
I love and #respect you all.
Gavin Martin
Well, this is a bit worrying. Don't worry, posting itt won't blow your cover
Asher Lopez
Why isn't sleepyposting work anymore? They just reply with coffee pot images
Bentley Powell
The sleepy posting is actually a big CIA trick from the. They would put certain frequencies in the background of certain websites that made people tired and uninterested in the information they were reading.
Adrian Murphy
Sleepy Post™ was retired at the beginning of Q4 due to its reception. While effective in trials, anons immediately associated it with "alphabet agencies".
You should have received notification through the normal channels
Chase Nelson
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David Torres
Are we continuing the >Prove xxxx - pro-tip: you can't campaign?
Asher Parker
These fucking idiots don't even need evidence anymore.
WHAT THE FUCK
They believe fucking anythng anti hillary or anti liberal because MUH FEELINGS and then criticize us for doing the same
Easton Roberts
Fuk this shit, month after month of posting and trying every different angle possible just to see absolutly no change or progress in the fucking community
Sebastian Ramirez
I still don't understand why there hasn't been 1 single "shill" or someone who is paid to spread disinformation to come out and admit it. You can say "but muh NDA" or whatever, but when has that stopped someone from leaking before..
Thankfully societal attitudes towards suicide and euthanasia are evolving and becoming more progressive. Ending your life is a valid option and nothing to be ashamed about. If you're a shill, you've been working for months with no progress, your asshole is the size of a train tunnel, and you just can't take it anymore, it's okay to give up. It's okay. Just let go.
Contact your doctor today.
Brandon Jackson
In a similar throbbing vein, how about a BBC/pol/General - save the poor lambs following all those repeat threads? Good thread either way OP.
Robert Edwards
Check off your name. Log off and go to the lobby. Free donuts.
Benjamin Rogers
what is this list? where is it from?
Jose Torres
#NotAllShills#ShillLivesMatter
Jackson Baker
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Ryder Myers
YOU FAGGOTS WILL NEVER TURN US, OUR AUTISM WILL ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO WIN.
FUCK YOU NIGGERS
Matthew Thomas
Yes, this draws in a surprisingly large number of anons
I hear your frustration. Just remember, you can view the increased outlandish ness of the anti-Hillary rhetoric as an increase of their desperation. We own every major information outlet, save this one
Don't lose faith, we know the road is long and full of obstacles, but you're doing a great job and our lord notices. I love you
This is supposed to be a safe space
Now this is out of the box thinking, we'll look into it
Josiah Adams
Clarification: I had to move from the office to mobile network, my ID necessarily changed
Carson Robinson
ISRAEL IS THE HUB OF PIZZZAGATE
Julian Torres
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Xavier Roberts
Daily reminder that Hillary won the popular vote.
It literally means that more people wanted her to be president. Those same people are online.
They are not shills, Russian bots and their useful idiots (you) are the hills.
Lincoln Nelson
I literally want to murder you.
Chase Russell
Honestly, this whole thing wasn't interesting until I started to recognise shills.
If people are being paid to try and hamper information spread, then it means they know it's effective and a threat.
Every shill proves to me that the war isn't lost, yet.
I've done some political unpaid shilling myself and it's interesting that people don't always see through it (I was detected about 20% of the time). It was also interesting to see my memes in the news and to see people use my images on twitter and facebook.
One thing that's easy to forget that the poster:lurker ratio seems to be 1:20 at least.
Gavin Smith
More dead people wanted her to have her turn.
More illegal immigrants wanted her.
How can you not feel guilty when Obama calls on illegals to vote?
Aiden Bell
GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH ONCE YOU ARE FOUND OUT YOU WILL HANG AND THERE IS NO ESCAPING GOD'S WATCHFUL EYE BURN IN HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Chase Ross
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Nathan Thomas
Anyone else find yourself having to have compassion with others offline? I catch myself wanting to argue with everyone now. Shilling has hurt my relationships.
Eli Reyes
WHAT A GREY HAIRED LITTLE FAGGOT MONGLOID, JUST SHOWS HOW STRESSFUL BEING A SPITEFUL LITTLE BITCH IS
KILL THE RIGHT ENEMY AND YOU DON'T GET PTSD
Luke Cox
PROTIP
ALL THE SHILLS THESE DAYS ARE JEWISH.
Evan Adams
>Honestly, this whole thing wasn't interesting until I started to recognise shills.
>If people are being paid to try and hamper information spread, then it means they know it's effective and a threat.
Wrong. That’s why people on this site are dumb. Half the time the shills contest things they want you to investigate to waste your time. They’re playing you fools. They will stir up any bullshit that makes people waste their time and minds.
The world is always apple pie. The schemes are obvious.
Jaxson Rodriguez
The purpose of shills isn’t some agenda you idiot. It’s just to stir up bullshit and make Americans fear their government and feel helpless. All this conspiracy thinking is Eastern bullshit.
The world is as it is mostly. People just do shit in the open. The world is apple pie.