In this thread we say the nicest things about Aqua

In this thread we say the nicest things about Aqua

Nopan.

Useless

Nice ass

Aqua is shit.

Emilia is the new hotness.

God of walls

Her stupidity is not unbelievable.

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her butt is huuuuuuuuuge!!!

Aqua is not that fat for an overweight person.

Go back to your thread Retard : ZeroIQ-fag

She's better than nothing.

she has a nice fat ass and great saggy tiddies

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She can revive me after doing something reckless and stupid! Well, something stupid but probably still not as bad as her.

She might be good in bed if you tied her down with enough restraints.

I like the sound of her screams.

She is funny and makes my dick the hardest.

Her hair is nice

I would stick it in her butt.

Daily Reminder that aqua is the best and the most useful party member, others should be indebted to her for coming for their help.

If she wasn't so selfish and self centered I'd probably like her the most desu.

But I'm all about that #Jizzwiz

I bet her butt is super clean and smells unoffensive.

She is the best girl.

Freshest anus.

but user she does not wear underwear

Exactly, it's always exposed to fresh air, not confined in that pit of sweat called panties.

Cute sister

Aqua would be a great drinking buddy

Is she the only one with neon hair?

Aqua-sama my waifu

Better version of Emilia coming through.

This is the only honest thing I can think of. Very cute sister indeed.

She'd make a nice cumdumpster,

She makes best girl and goddess Eris look even better. Thanks, Aqua.

would sleep on her butt 8/10

Her party tricks are God Tier.

Who is this cum drum?

11/10 would listen to for life advice

Stupid defeatist damegami. Would worship if I didn't know her awful personality.

Stop posting Damegami.

She can purify water.

What's that word she says when she does that water trick

Top tier crocodile bait.

She's a goddess with genuine breasts

Sometimes she isn't a complete fucking dumbass. Also, I'd stick my dick inside of her holes.

What are you implying, you smug piece of shit?

How much does Aqua charge for anal?

>awful personality
Outgoing, cheerful, goodhearted?

Retarded, exploitative and clueless. I do wish we got more of that song she was singing in the cage, that was fucking great.

But user, those are the default personality traits of women

>Retarded and exploitative
That applies to everyone in Kazuma's party

You were supposed to say the nicest things!

Believe it or not, that WAS nice.

I could have been harsher.

Aqua sure does have a big middle finger.

the ass was fat

She is very good at cleaning toilets.

Go to bed, Aqua

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Aqua go to sleep

she's cute

I'd put my face up her big, fat, juicy butt.

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I want to treat Aqua like a Mexican urinal.

She's the most powerful party member.

She can eat a lot.

darkness>wiz>yunyun>eris>iris>aqua>megumeme

She can eat a lot faster than that.

Self-lubricating anus.

> aqua>eris>iris>yunyun>megumeme>wiz>darkness

older cirno

>implying that's a positive thing

exactly

There's something about her vacant, blank stare that reminds me of cattle.

Must shit a lot too

Most of what we eat comes out through breathing as CO2

Is Aqua the patron god of Trump supporters?
or just the US-Mexico border patrol?

You want to test that theory? That steak I ate 2 days ago feels just about ready now. Why don't you come on over user, I'll show you my "CO2".

I don't need to, Sanctorius Sanctorius already tested these things in 15th century. If you don't believe him you could easilly replicate his metabolism experiments by weighing yourself, the food and drinks you consume, and your excretions (or just accurate pre- and post-toilet visit weights).

Naw

I bet I wouldn't feel bad if I got to beat Aqua with a wooden pole.

NO
aqua is for consensual loving

Her butt is clean and can fit many dicks.

That sounds nice.

STOP

I will not hide my true feelings.

All her stats have the highest possible value, even her intelligence!

OP didn't ask you to lie.

She would need to be gagged as well, but I could go for that.

This just keeps getting better and better.

Stop posting, Aqua.

those arent feelings, you're just being fucking mean to her. leave this thread and take with you your stupid fetishes you faggot

You just don't understand my feelings.

Aqua please, you deserve it.

I know, right? I really just wanna spank her until she runs out of tears and her butt looks as red as a beautiful sunset.

She doesn't have cancer.

I tried.

I don't hate her. Although, I don't like her either.

A cute.

well you don't love her like i do, so of course i don't