Exactly one male character

>exactly one male character
>fawned over by five cute girls while being oblivious to them
>hangs out with them every day

Was K-On! a harem?

mio

That was good user, I like it.

But what about season 1?

Only Chinese character in this show IIRC but why is she in Japan?

>mio is chinese

?

Nigga wat?

Ton-chan is a girl you big dummy

>patiently wait for Azunya meme

>softshell turtle being that cute
you're not fooling me, kyoani

ton-chan is apparently a pig-nosed turtle, and the babies are pretty cute i guess

You forgot MCs monkey friend all girls hate.

>>exactly one male character

If it is a harem, where is MC's idiot best friend?

Those are reverse traps

He's a trap

...

By Sup Forums standards, yeah, it's harem.

>UI
>Idiot
fight me bitch

That's from hyouka though

Sorry Jeb, Mugi is mine.

If you're retarded you might think so

I think Ritsu would fit to that role more, but then Yui would be the dense MC.

Are you, perhaps, black?

Tuyo.

i want yui to piss in my mouth and spit on my face then step on my balls crushing them

How about a hug instead?

that would be fine too!

"no"

Ritsu: Her piss would have the most flavor in it. Think about it, She's more active and than the other girls, more genki by a long-shot. Because of this, she probably enjoys eating protein filled foods like meat and fish which she cooks herself (we know she's a capable cook). Her piss would have a nice pungent taste with long lasting flavor, and out of all the other girls, hers would probably have the most erotic smell. The color would be a nice yellow, and she's probably be able to hold a good amount before letting go, meaning you get top-tier piss and lots of it. Certainly the best for drinking, If I do say so myself.

Mugi: Of all the Keions, hers would be the on the more delicate side. She's rich as fuck, so she probably eats the finest gourmet stuff from around the world. This would cause her pee to be more diluted, and certainly lacking in smell. However, Mugi does get her exercise which is clearly evident from her strength, this would give her piss a tasty aftertaste and probably means she can hold more than any other keion. With her, you would get a lot of pee, but generally, it would be pretty diluted and would probably be a light shade of yellow. Mugi would be best for long, hot golden shower.

Yui: Objectively the most chilled-out keion. She never does anything besides lazing around and grabbing Azusa. This lack of activity would certainly put her piss on the weaker side. Her diet though, consists of a lot of delicate foods cooked by Ui, but we know that she has a very fast metabolism, so she probably eats lots of fast food too. this large amount of food intake would probably make her pee a bit stronger and would certainly have an interesting aftertaste. Her speedy metabolism would mean that she generates piss faster than any other keion, and her bladder is probably fairly small, meaning you'll get long lasting tasty piss. The color would be a good yellow and the smell would be average yet erotic. The best for a long piss party.

Mio: She doesn't get out much because she is so shy and reserved. This would lead to her being less active, thus giving her a weaker flavor. Her diet is fairly omnivorous which probably consist of more delicate foods. Mio worries about keeping her weight in check which leads us to believe that her metabolism is a bit slower. For piss lovers such as ourselves, this is not good because she has a slow piss recovery rate and very weak piss. pretty much the only things going for her is her height, which probably means she can hold a good amount, and the fact that she's scared of everything means it probably squirts out when she's frightened. Her piss would be modest like she is.

Azusa: She's small, packed with energy, and constantly exited. (much like a young kitten.) Her high activity alone would give her a stronger flavor. She tries not to eat much, but this never works and she always just ends up eating lots of Mugi's cake and tea. this would make her capable of producing piss very quickly. Her regular diet is probably evenly omnivorous, which keeps her piss from becoming too diluted. A big problem, however, is her size. since she's so small, she can hold less pee than every other keion and she probably gets burnt out quickly. all in all, azusa's piss would be tasty, and would have a great erotic smell with a nice yellow color. Azusa's piss would be very good for drinking.

>mio akiyama
>chinese

>someone saved my shit
wow I typed that out like last year. glad to see at least someone liked it

Ton-chan is my self-insert

I save this on Oct 7th 2015, yes almost a year ago.

I want Ritsu to piss on me

who the fuck were they again

That looks like it's wearing some sort of pig mask.

You forgot Ritsu's little shota brother.

My wife Ritsu is cute