What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

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Save her.

Is there a penis in her crotch? If not I don't care.

Ask her to go masturbate.

Call the cops

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Tell her to leave and go hump a pillow or something. Then continue masturbating in peace.

>not back to back mutual masturbation

gay detected

turn 360 degrees and walk away.

me on the right

What about this situation?

Lick tan lines.

Invest in a new parrot.

Seems to be working fine to me

This was quite amazing to read

What an asshole.

Well? Wanna link? The goog isn't givin me any results for some reason.

Nothing because the art is shit and she looks fucking ugly

Would you a Tanuki?

Interesting.

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Tell her it's a normal and then teach her about masturbation.

Explain to her it was the parrot.

If She was a loli then yes.

Then use saucenao newshit

Alhamdulillah

Please do not inshallah the Anju.

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What would you do in this situation?

>My little 8 years old imouto ask about how to make babies
that was truly one of the worst moments in my life
why real life can't be like my chinese comics and end with happy loli incest?

Because you are a ball-less faggot.

Fear not, Himeno Mikan has just the situation.

i recognition those eyes, but cant put my finger on it

you're supposed to lie to her

What would you do in this situation?

Work trigonometry with them.

Would have her come sit beside me and start explaining to her.
Would bring her close, sit her on my lap with my cock between underneath her and slowly touch her while talking too her about the birds and the bees and how it's natural to feel the way she does
Would kiss her on the neck and bring her to a gentle orgasm.
I'd lay her on the bed and talk too her about anything she's worried or nervous about then I'd let her fall asleep next to me.
Then I'd leave the room and jack off for 2 hours nonstop to prevent the balls deep cunt destruction that would have taken place.

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Why are those little girls so sexy?

Hope my oniichan fucks my brain out, and keep pestering him until he does.
Leave, clearly it wasn't the guy saying it, the parrot was even talking in a different font.
No.
Continue with the seduction plan.
My math work.

This is what I'll do.

To make it easier for them to rape you.

>I am a lone wolf... You clingy loser are cramping my style!

Hardboiled sex parrot is the best wingman.

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Nevermind found it
exhentai.org/g/882640/589002db9e/

Use idqb you fag

Google gives me "human emotion" results every time I search for a page from something from that artist.

>niece asks me how to make babies.
>told her it happens naturaly when you have sex
>niece then asks what is sex
>told her she'll know when she's older

Seriously, how can parents fret over small things?

I already found the source but just to let you know, iqdb doesn't work, at least for me

This, it's proper form to have yourself arrested in this situation.

Oh shit she needs a doctor

I would take her to the doctor but on the way pick her up a burger king burger because I know that would make her feel better. I would also make sure to keep her hydrated and feed her a gatorade drink. When I finally go to the doctor I would carry her in my arms personally and kick anyone out of the way and insist that she is needed to be there first. If anyone complains I will say "Which is more valuable, your life, or the life of a young girl filled with potential?" That would quell any dissent. Hopefully the doctor would be able to save her.

If she needed to be spoonfed, I would personally make her soft cream of wheat every day and make sure she eats all of it to recover her strength.

I could do no lesser.

click on saucenao, I bet you my first daughter that will get you results.

>burger king
>not even Wendy's

Do you truly care for her?

Oh shit I forgot little girl's prefer Wendy's, fuck

you win this round

Little girl her, I can confirm that this is true.

Now I get to take your first daughter. My time-travelling gypsy squad is on it´s way.

It's the frosties, always get your loli a frosty.

And in this situation, how do I make my onii-chan pay attention to me?

Steal his egg sandwich

Take his sandwich, or wait until later if you must.

Damn, now I want an egg sandwich.

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Instead? Instead of what? How did you even get into my room? Who the hell are you?

Shut the fuck up and take the money, you're mine now.

Only $1000? Premium onii-chan like this costs more than that! Make me a better offer, strange little girl.

What will you do?

let her do it, sit right there, and explain how some smug little shit was trying to extort me for money.

>I swear officer, this 5 year old concocted a scheme to extort money by pulling down her panties

My boner will tell otherwise.

>hfw the officer is already on her payroll
You can't win.