Gets shredded to bits in almost every fight

>gets shredded to bits in almost every fight
>Is actually shit at fighting and only wins every fight because xd lol immortal

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Well yeah, that was the point

That's also how he gets beaten, well done you figured it out.

>he didn't stay dead in anime.
Now that was totally stupid.

The whole show was about being a gorey edgefest, what better way to do that than having the main character just be everyone's bloody ragdoll

He is just a monstrosity. Like a fixed point in the universe, static and constant. Like a thorn in the psyche of mankind, he isn't faster or stronger or better than his opponents. He just continues.

When you're immortal you have to feel alive time to time

I don't get it. Alucard gets shredded because he doesn't bother to dodge as he can regenerate almost endlessly. He's actually a very competent fighter.

it still hurts :(

He came back in the manga too. It was pretty obvious, Integra esposed the Major being a monster so he couldn't have possibly killed Alucard,

Alucard was self destructive until he got his shit together in the end of the manga. OVA cuts a bunch of 'boring' but important stuff which explains his erratic behavior.

Meant you don't get it

>Not enjoying the pain.

I wouldn't call Hellsing edgy.

Yeah he's an immortal monster, and was ultimately beaten because he was an immortal monster

Also, why didn't Seras get herself a harem of young boys after Alucard went down? I would imagine having a small army of vampires would be in the interest of the Hellsing organization

Being torn to shreds is nothing compared to Turkish sodomy.

>xd lol
Fuck off retard.

You too.

Because she has Pip and only loves Pip? Did you miss this? They even have their own shippy t shirt about their "combination".

Hirano was a OTPfag.

>He came back in the manga too
I just checked myself, shit...

>Integra esposed the Major being a monster so he couldn't have possibly killed Alucard,
But nobody was able to kill Alucard, I would be satisfied with german space magic working here.

The soldiers Sir Integra fences were likely raised by the hellsing organization.
Remember one of them was penwood's child and they had a whole 40 years to do it.
If Integra knew the position would go to them she would make sure they are ready for it.
Alucard "died" plenty of times. Hes like a video game character with 1000+ lives and near instant respawn.

this famalam was my favorite no-alucard character.
A shame that we didn't get a backstory with The Dawn.

He was defeated two times in the past, but at the time he was not as powerful as he is now. Still, if Anderson had not chosen to became a monster Alucard might have let himself get defeated again, as he longed.

>Final8 release has roman numerals as filenames
>Accidentally watch episode 9 (IX) after 4 (IV) because I was just clicking next on MPC
im an idiot

>vampire anime
>edgy
Yes, what else were you expecting?

Plus he has probably already died in every way imaginable. I bet nothing phases him.

That's the point, stupid. Getting hurt and hurting others is the only thing that makes him feel alive anymore.
It is, but that doesn't mean it's bad. Anyone who thinks a descriptive term like "edgy" automatically = bad is an uneducated memespouting Sup Forumsirgin faggot just trying to fit in.

Define edgy.

He was the only character that wasn't a complete lunatic. He was just tired of being alive.

The show would be 10/10 if Alucard was a cute loli.

...

I still don't get the whole "only a human can kill me" thing and why he got so pissed when anderson nailed himself

Being the Captain was suffering.

The entire battalion was tired of being alive, almost all of them died with a smile.

Guess the show's a 10/10 then.

no

why didn't he kill himself before then?

Kek

Alucard has a hardon for humanity and a normal human being overcoming incredible odds is his fetish.

But that's a boy.

So how was he defeated before by van hellsing did he have magic mumbo jumbo or was he just a straight up beast

He WANTS a human to kill him. He doesnt want to be killed by some inhuman dog like all his enemies have. Alucard is religious himself and wants humanity to triumph over monsters, so he longs for the day a psuedo belmont manages to kill him.
Van hellsing was a beast. So much so that anderson reminds alucard of him.

He likes to play with his prey. He makes them think they have a chance of winning by ripping him apart then kills them to increase their despair. I thought it was obvious, but then again, newfags.

No, he gets shredded to bit because he knows he's immortal. He literally has no reason to dodge/defend.

>Coolest Nazi, never acted like a tryhard psycho or a baby raping monster
>Even spared Integra and Heinkel when he could have killed them in the blink of an eye, the only gentleman in a cast of sadists and murderers
>At the end of the day he was just doing his job, never complained about a thing
>Still could be one scary motherfucker, fucked up Walter and Alucard like it was nothing
>Makes it to his final mission and dies unceremoniously, no fanfare, no sendoff for such stoic, ironclad dedication to duty
>Out of the three strongest beings on earth, Alucard was mourned by his master and servant
>Anderson was mourned by the agents of Iscariot, to whom he was like a father
>The Captain is neither mourned nor remembered by anyone, not even his comrades as the only moment of joy we see in his long life is the embrace of death
>We never even got to hear his voice
He's in Valhalla being petted by Erwin Rommel now. He's earned it.

Alucard is actually Dracula backwards.

Basically Alucard can kill left and right without remorse because as vampire he as no humanity, as he himself said only weak people become monsters because they can't bear to human. That's why only a human, someone stronger, can kill him.

It's not a competition, it's a story.

At the time Alucard was not as OP as he is in now,

No, that's a girl. THIS is a boy.

>He WANTS a human to kill him.
How the hell Anderson was a human if he tanked shots to the head with no problem?

I assume that stems from the fact that van helsing somehow managed to kill him and remain human?

Genetic experiments or vatican science take your pick. He was still human to the core, until the nail.

>Even spared Integra and Heinkel when he could have killed them in the blink of an eye, the only gentleman in a cast of sadists and murderers
>At the end of the day he was just doing his job, never complained about a thing
The battalion never thought of having a chance of winning, they just wanted to die with a bang. He himself explained to Seras how to kill him.

yeah, why didn't he talk?

Fifty bucks says Alucard is the guy that constantly posts Guts in every single homolust thread.

>Genetic experiments or vatican science take your pick.
>still human to the core
More like a mutant

It wasn't even really a fight, more like a really drawn out suicide.
Never had anything important to say.

There is no doubt in my mind that Alucard masturbates to Berserk.

I believe it's because his religious motiff in his past. He was a heavy catholic hystorical character, being a basically devilish beastly thing.

He was just a vamp back then. Anderson would have wiped the floor with him. But, alas, cue a hundred or so years of experementation, and ala. You have yourself an Alucard.

Is the experiment Doc was working on explained more in the manga or Dawn? I've only read a few books of the manga and haven't yet seen Dawn.

Fuck!, you just remind me about that.
this fucker shoot heikel to save her.
At first i didn't notice about it, but when i realized i was like "DAMN"

Probably. He greatly respect humans for having the courage to grow old and die, that's why he says the 74 years old queen that now she is trully beautiful and despises Walter's new vampiric body, stating that that is aged body was way more beatiful. Basically Alucard greatly despise himself for not having the balls to die and choosing to become a monster.

Correct me if I'm making shit up, but as far as i remember, all he was doing is injecting shit from Mina's corpse into vampires and turning them into your Valentines and Tubalcains

He's trying to perfect his vampire creation method, that's all there is to it.

I remember when fat fuck went on hiatus after the chapter that ended with "Dracula...!" line. I bet he thought that it'd be funny.

Oh, ok. It was just a bit sudden reveal in the OVA so I thought that it was explained more somewhere else.

Shitty normalfag meme for damage controlling.

>Heinkel was a girl
I completely missed that.

she was.
and i liked the that psycho-nun with le quick katana

Don't mind me, just shilling.

It's also mentioned that he could not create an Alucard-tier vampires from her because she had not absorbed any souls and could not be considered a true vamp. Basically her genetic material was a shittier version of Alucard.

I still wouldn't call it edgy.

If anything, I'd say it was rather camp.

Go shill for your shitty online manga reader somewhere else.

I agree. It was not gory in a juvanile fashion and everyone was amusing rather than onboxious.

Plus, anything with Hirano's art does have a strong pornographic undercurrent.

Alucard has nothing on this bitch on the EDGE-O-METER

>Edgy bulldyke cunt turned out to be worst girl
I didn't see that coming

Yeah, I don't find his drawing style exceptional on any scale but It really catches me,

Why he looks edgy as fuck, but he actually isn't

it gets fucking deformed everytime, but i don't care.

It really make the faces more expressive. Almost like a light version of Itagaki.

next you're gonna tell me SPESS MUHREENS aren't human

>gets bullied by stupid loli vampire (male)
>doesn't give a fuck, kicks his genderbent shit and completely demoralizes him
How can one wolfie be so based?

>juvanile
>onboxiou

>I'll never be able to see Alucard with his sunglasses on without thinking he's cross eyed

Such is life.

>Giving any kind of a shit about the non-Ultimate series

meant for

If SPESS MUHREENS are human, then ogryns are human as well.

Yes and?

I'd like to remind you that Ogryns are incredibly loyal to teh emprah, and don't fall to chaos so much as being easily tricked into fighting for chaos under the guise of fighting for the imperium

>Sadomasochistic
>Wants to die
>Likes the bathe in the blood of his enemies

Alucard is disgusted by his enemies, unless they're strong willed humans. Remember how pissed off he got about that SWAT cop shooting himself? Any joy you see is just his combat lust, not any particular glee about random opponents.

I don't know, depending on your viewpoint there's really no topping murdering all of someone's comrades just to demoralize and terrify them, giving them a tiny ray of hope with the sole intention of completely crushing their resolve, then backing them into a corner so he can torture them to death in a gruesome, agonizing manner highly remnicient of a rape while clearly enjoying it all very much.
Then again she was a Nazi so it's not like she didn't have it coming.

Also, Alucard was in all fights but towards the end hampered by seals put on him to restrain his full potential.

Alucard didn't need to dodge because he had literally millions of souls inside of him and it would take forever to actually kill him.

Didn't anybody watch his fight against the brothers?

Holy mother of G-d...

>not jamming to that theme song

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ending is good as well
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it's great
everything is so out of proportion and crazy looking sometimes
almost the sort of thing you'd see in an underground punk comic

Just get the whole double album soundtrack already.

read the manga faggot!