DPRK

>no immigrants allowed
>legalized marijuana
>extremely nationalistic
>porn and degeneracy is illegal
>no sjw bullshit
>culture promotes patriotism instead of soulless nihilism like in the west
>the most economically independent country on earth
>the least globalist country on earth

Why isn't Sup Forums a Juche forum? The society that you dream of already exists - it's called the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

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North Korea is underrated and don't forget those females, cute as fuck

>economically independent
>relies on exporting minerals to China and Russia. getting their table scraps of military technology and the wages from millions of slaves working overseas

get fucked you dumb commie scum

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is not perfect, we know that

There's not a country on earth which doesn't engage in some kind of international trade.

enjoy larping your way into the actual hell

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whats your point ? fucking dumb dude

I'd defect to North Korea if Kim gave me a harem of pure Nork waifus.

>no immigrants allowed
They love immigrants, we just call them "defectors".

>legalized marijuana
>porn and degeneracy is illegal
Got a source on that, broski?

>no sjw bullshit
Implying communism isn't.

>the most economically independent country on earth
Depends almost entirely on Russia for resources and China for industry.

>culture promotes patriotism instead of soulless nihilism like in the west
>extremely nationalistic
>the least globalist country on earth
Well, I'll give you that.

>They love immigrants, we just call them "defectors".

Those are emigrants, not immigrants.

>Got a source on that, broski?

This British tourist spent his whole time in DPRK getting high. At a restaurant, he smoked a joint with a high ranking government official.

thebohemianblog.com/2013/09/on-smoking-weed-in-north-korea.html

>No one seemed to have a problem with us buying the stuff, and so we decided to put it to the ultimate test: purchasing papers from another stall before rolling up and lighting comically oversized joints right there in the middle of the crowded market. Bizarre as the situation was, it seemed a reasonably safe move… and with several hundred people already staring at us, we weren’t likely to feel any more paranoid than we already were.

>I sat next to Mr Kim, who, dressed in his usual dark suit and glasses, looked every part the intelligence officer. He was snacking on strips of dried fish to accompany his beer, and he offered me some. By way of a polite gesture I offered him a joint in return, very much expecting him to refuse it. Instead he smiled, winked, and put his arm round my shoulder as he started puffing away on the fat paper cone.

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That's pretty cool. Capitalist countries have such a panty wad over someone like me trying to light up.

>not reading your own article

>I was wrong about that, though. Experts have since commented that the recreational use of cannabis is absolutely illegal in North Korea, and not being any kind of expert on the country myself, I’m very happy to believe them.

>It seems likely though, that the product we bought was some kind of ditch-weed, or feral hemp – which Wikipedia defines as “wild-growing cannabis generally descended from industrial hemp plants previously cultivated for fibre, with low or negligible amounts of psychoactive tetrahydrocannabinol (THC).” Tour operators working in the country have also confirmed that such plants can be bought in Rason.

>no food
>no industry
>no internet
>commies
Yeah, I'll pass

>democratic
how can it be democratic if it a monarchy

>((((((Experts)))))
lmao

The guy was smoking weed in plain sight of hundreds of people. He smoked dozens of joints in a packed restaurant with a member of the North Korean intelligence service. He bought the weed from a stall at a regular village market.

If it was illegal, why would the intelligence officer risk losing his job and maybe being GULAG'd, just to get high for 40 mins?

The point is it was so shitty you couldn't even call it weed, even for legal purposes..

Most weed that grows naturally (without hydroponics, fertilizers, etc) is pretty weak unless you smoke a shitload

>the "Democratic" People's Republic of Korea.

It's a socialist hellhole.
Antifa would love it there, they pretend to be socialists.
I dare you to move there you inbred freak.

Hoyl shit. That pic makes my blood run cold. People walking on the street next to a truck and a dog? Makes me wanna fucking puke.

Depends on it's previous genetics as well.
Wild weed hasn't been selectively bred.
But I've grown shit naturally without ferts and shit was banging.

Had a patch that I didn't chop the males out of one year. Plants were all the same strain from KC Brains. Took the beans and saved them up until the following year.
Had it tested and samples came out in the 20-23 percent range in THC.
Literally poked a hole 1/4 of an inch deep in the native ground soil, inserted a bean and covered it up the second week of April. Came back in August and chopped the males.
I let rain germinate them. Didn't fertilize them. Didn't do anything. Let nature take care of it.
Good weed is 90% genetics. If the ground soil is fertile enough then they'll keep on trucking no problem.
You can't push a plant to be good if it's genetics don't permit it.