>no immigrants allowed >legalized marijuana >extremely nationalistic >porn and degeneracy is illegal >no sjw bullshit >culture promotes patriotism instead of soulless nihilism like in the west >the most economically independent country on earth >the least globalist country on earth
Why isn't Sup Forums a Juche forum? The society that you dream of already exists - it's called the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
North Korea is underrated and don't forget those females, cute as fuck
Connor Martin
>economically independent >relies on exporting minerals to China and Russia. getting their table scraps of military technology and the wages from millions of slaves working overseas
get fucked you dumb commie scum
James Rivera
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Ian Ortiz
is not perfect, we know that
Benjamin Flores
There's not a country on earth which doesn't engage in some kind of international trade.
Dominic Barnes
enjoy larping your way into the actual hell
Isaac Foster
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William Gonzalez
whats your point ? fucking dumb dude
James Torres
I'd defect to North Korea if Kim gave me a harem of pure Nork waifus.
Sebastian Jenkins
>no immigrants allowed They love immigrants, we just call them "defectors".
>legalized marijuana >porn and degeneracy is illegal Got a source on that, broski?
>no sjw bullshit Implying communism isn't.
>the most economically independent country on earth Depends almost entirely on Russia for resources and China for industry.
>culture promotes patriotism instead of soulless nihilism like in the west >extremely nationalistic >the least globalist country on earth Well, I'll give you that.
Jaxon Murphy
>They love immigrants, we just call them "defectors".
Those are emigrants, not immigrants.
>Got a source on that, broski?
This British tourist spent his whole time in DPRK getting high. At a restaurant, he smoked a joint with a high ranking government official.
>No one seemed to have a problem with us buying the stuff, and so we decided to put it to the ultimate test: purchasing papers from another stall before rolling up and lighting comically oversized joints right there in the middle of the crowded market. Bizarre as the situation was, it seemed a reasonably safe move… and with several hundred people already staring at us, we weren’t likely to feel any more paranoid than we already were.
>I sat next to Mr Kim, who, dressed in his usual dark suit and glasses, looked every part the intelligence officer. He was snacking on strips of dried fish to accompany his beer, and he offered me some. By way of a polite gesture I offered him a joint in return, very much expecting him to refuse it. Instead he smiled, winked, and put his arm round my shoulder as he started puffing away on the fat paper cone.
Nathan Allen
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Josiah Wood
That's pretty cool. Capitalist countries have such a panty wad over someone like me trying to light up.
Asher Evans
>not reading your own article
>I was wrong about that, though. Experts have since commented that the recreational use of cannabis is absolutely illegal in North Korea, and not being any kind of expert on the country myself, I’m very happy to believe them.
>It seems likely though, that the product we bought was some kind of ditch-weed, or feral hemp – which Wikipedia defines as “wild-growing cannabis generally descended from industrial hemp plants previously cultivated for fibre, with low or negligible amounts of psychoactive tetrahydrocannabinol (THC).” Tour operators working in the country have also confirmed that such plants can be bought in Rason.
Nolan Roberts
>no food >no industry >no internet >commies Yeah, I'll pass
Kayden Davis
>democratic how can it be democratic if it a monarchy
Robert Wright
>((((((Experts))))) lmao
The guy was smoking weed in plain sight of hundreds of people. He smoked dozens of joints in a packed restaurant with a member of the North Korean intelligence service. He bought the weed from a stall at a regular village market.
If it was illegal, why would the intelligence officer risk losing his job and maybe being GULAG'd, just to get high for 40 mins?
Sebastian Adams
The point is it was so shitty you couldn't even call it weed, even for legal purposes..
Asher Perry
Most weed that grows naturally (without hydroponics, fertilizers, etc) is pretty weak unless you smoke a shitload
Camden Mitchell
>the "Democratic" People's Republic of Korea.
It's a socialist hellhole. Antifa would love it there, they pretend to be socialists. I dare you to move there you inbred freak.
Charles Parker
Hoyl shit. That pic makes my blood run cold. People walking on the street next to a truck and a dog? Makes me wanna fucking puke.
Julian Wilson
Depends on it's previous genetics as well. Wild weed hasn't been selectively bred. But I've grown shit naturally without ferts and shit was banging.
Had a patch that I didn't chop the males out of one year. Plants were all the same strain from KC Brains. Took the beans and saved them up until the following year. Had it tested and samples came out in the 20-23 percent range in THC. Literally poked a hole 1/4 of an inch deep in the native ground soil, inserted a bean and covered it up the second week of April. Came back in August and chopped the males. I let rain germinate them. Didn't fertilize them. Didn't do anything. Let nature take care of it. Good weed is 90% genetics. If the ground soil is fertile enough then they'll keep on trucking no problem. You can't push a plant to be good if it's genetics don't permit it.