Nigger Stories: Bulletproof Popeyes Edition

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Is popeyes chicken actually fuckin awesome?

Yes, much better than KFC; In my area at least.

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Why do they loiter at gas stations and all night diners instead of going home, Sup Forums?

No it has a cheap hot sauce flavor to it.

nah it tastes like stale ramen, and not in a good way
arguably better than KFC i will admit but that doesnt make it edible
biscuits is good tho

no home famalam.

Fuck yes it is. The biscuits are great too.

It’s a lot juicier than KFC. I prefer Church’s Chicken with a Jalapeño but I grew up in a Dallas hood and it was a staple of my youth.

> worked a 25 year career in the restaurant business
> while I still worked in the stores...
> customer orders burger without pickles. It has pickles on it
> He comes back, they replace the burger, new one also has pickles on it.
> Third time return, manager gets pissy says she won't make another unless he pays for it.
> He gets pissed, throws burger at her
> She gets pissed, throws soda into his nice new car.
> He goes home, gets gun, comes back
> jumps through the window starts shooting up the place
> half the crew and all the managers quit.
> I say fuck it, and take over store, happy ending.

>mfw Americans eat biscuits with chicken

Grew up in Texas and recently moved north, there is nothing white as good as the fried chicken down there but Popeyes comes damn close, more expensive though.

> Prior to Burgers, worked in the pizza business.
> Well known pizza company has "man trap doors"
> employees have to get buzzed into first door, won't get buzzed into the second door until the first door closes and they're the only one inside
> Everyone knows that if bad guy storms first door, employee is on their own and the second door will NOT be opened under any circumstances.

those are cookies old boy

niggers make good friends and they're loyal desu. The only people who back stabbed me in my life where women and a french guy

It's not that Popeyes is good... it's that KFC is god awful that makes your ass running water every time you take a bite.

We have it in leaf land too you know...

Them sure are some funny lookin' biscuits.

its okay, but it gives me instant diarrhea. No other chicken seems to do that except popeyes.

Get the fuck out of my thread.

Why couldn't they just make a burger with no pickles like he asked.

>NiGGERS are so feral fast food places need literally bulletproof glas while interacting with them

Is the reality of Amerimonrelstan the future of the white race?
I can certainly see than with millions of them being currently shipped into europe

So.. the nigger in the story is the cook who couldn’t follow simple instructions, right?

It's true, but you just wait Hans. You'll need to bulletproof your houses to keep you safe from all those little Mohameds in a few years.

> While working at still unnamed pizza place
> 1/2 our delivery area is rich area, the other 1/2 is the projects
> Skippy, the enthusiastic VP comes into town for inspection.
> Looks at delivery map... why are these neighborhoods X-d out on the map?
> Me... because it's the roach motel. Drivers come in but they don't come out.
> Skippy... that's bull, blah blah blah service blah blah unfair.
> Phone rings, call from the projects, VP insists we take the order.
> Me... fine skippy, YOU deliver the order
> Out he goes, confident in his faith in humanity.
> Back he comes 20 minutes later, pizza in hand, scared look on his face with confidence broken.
> problem solved. No-go-zone never questioned again.

we keep em fenced in...

not bulletproof
but related

paki-run small gas station fried chicken best fried chicken

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Guy gets into a fight with Two Gay guys at the Waffle House

i used to live in a ghetto ass neighborhood when i went to college and there was this bulletproof chinese spot that i used to get wings from all the time. like most bulletproof spots they also sold loose cigarettes, black n milds etc.

so i have two stories. first one, my friend was there and some monkey just started wrestling with him trying to steal his wallet. he wasn't able to get it but he ran away. they called the cops and as he's giving the description he sees the guy walking down the street. like 10 cops steamroll the guy, busting his two front teeth in the process. turns out my friend identified the wrong guy. after the cops tend to the injured not-mugger, one cop pulls my friend aside and says "try not to make that mistake again. i can't start beating up every black guy in this town"

other time this sheboon was buying dutches and the chinese lady behind the glass pushed them through the hole a bit fast. sheboon starts "imma fuckin come back there and choke you cuh" and the chinese lady just says nothing and smirks at her until she leaves.

Pretty much, though there's a little left over for the dude with the gun.

See, that's what you learn in the burger business... In a disagreement like this, people start to posture. At some point, the manager thought her authority and street cred was in question, so they got all stupid on the customer.

I would tell them... it's burgers and fries it's not hard.

I ran that store for 2 years, never had a complaint get out of hand. But then again, I'm not a complete moron with an inferiority complex.

>work at store
>got fired
>went to store
>delicious lunch
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I think it was fully justified to shoot up the place. If someone manage to fuck up simple task like not putting pickles on a burger and not once but twice, there's no other way than final judgment.

If only it were that easy to redpill all of White america.

Louisiana famous? I had that in Houston and nearly ejaculated on myself.

Is this why people always have such a hard time when I say "I'll have my burger plain, please. Just meat and bun?" I always thought they were just stupid, but you're telling me people take their mcburger job seriously enough to 'posture' for their fellow staff?

topkek

lmao. its hilarious watching other minorities interact with blacks. especially asians because they don't hide their hatred, they just don't vocalize it.

off-story, i'm white living in virginia and was walking to class recently. suddenly had to shit and i was already a little ways from my apartment so i stepped into a subway on the way and started walking to their bathroom.

this ugly fucking 40+ year old immigrant woman who still had her accent had the nerve to say "bathroom for customers only" so i said "call the police then" and promptly took my shit then strolled out afterwards. some foreigners deserve the berating.

You ever try William's?

>can't start beating up every black guy in this town

What the fuck is it with negroes and all night diners like Waffle House and IHOP? Is Dennys the only one taking the fight to them?

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No, it's worse than that.

There's an underlying inferiority complex across nearly the entire black american population. (thank you democrats for teaching them that).

And because of this, you will see pride sneak up. As in... I'm going to prove that I have value by being strong, or not backing down, or showing that I have authority, or showing that I am a "man" (or a "woman").

This is why we have people being shot over shoes, parking spaces, and facebook posts.

They view every slight as a personal attack on them. And having to admit that they fucked up a burger order isn't just a burger order, it's an attack on their respectability as a person.

> Worked at a medical supply distributor in FL
> Before I was redpilled
> Be nice and give a ride to this nigger at work
> Drop him off at his ghetto house in his ghetto ass neighborhood..
> Leaving his hood my tire blows out....
> Attempt to change tire but the bolt pattern on the spare is wrong..
> Call AAA to tow my car home.
> A pack of niggers are walking on the sidewalk at 1am.
> Niggers yell at me and ask why a white boy is in their hood.
> I ignore them, get in my car and lock the doors, Gun on my lap.
> White cop pulls up, asks if I'm ok out here alone (top kek).
> Redneck AAA driver takes me home in my safe neighborhood.

Moral of the story, don't go to coon town without a gun.

This literally happened to me today.
>work in a sporting goods store
>hear over the radio there's "exceptional customers"
>my coworker asks me if I heard what they look like
>I tell him to guess
>3 chimps are in the gun section
>they're looking at a shotgun and they absentmindedly point it at the gun clerk
>he grabs the gun back and tells them to get out
>they wander around and start fucking with everything, even fucking stuffed animals, because the world is full of wonders their nigger minds can barely comprehend
>eventually they start throwing a damn water bottle around
>my manger has had enough and tells them it's not his job to babysit them, then escorts them out of the store

Not the best nigger story, but it is my nigger story.

>And having to admit that they fucked up a burger order isn't just a burger order, it's an attack on their respectability as a person.
To be fair, how hard is it to exclude something (like sauce) from a burger? If I get that shit all coated in sauce, it'll be soggy as hell by the time I get home. I feel like if you get paid to assemble burgers and you can't even assemble a basic bitch burger, you should probably kys.

A long, long time ago, I don’t even remember if I liked it. I moved into Mansfield now so finding a decent chicken place is hard unless I want to take the trip to Arlington or any of the surrounding negro containment cities. Good catfish is also impossible to find.

This is a biscuit, Mohamed

I'm sure they will get the order right if they were paid $15 per hour.

That's what people screaming for a "living wage" don't understand.

At a busy fast food restaurant, you have people who stand there for 6 hour doing nothing but dropping fries.

Another person stands there doing nothing but dropping buns into a toaster and then handing them down the line.

In what rational world would either of these jobs be worth $15 per hour?

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>store has interesting terrain, please only stand tall

A new high in low, pic related

overcooked garbage for niggers

>good doge work at store
>such bulletproof
>the wow is many
>also bow
>yippe yo yippe
>yay

>grew up in small, rural, white town
>parents still live there
>I swallowed the college meme and left a long time ago
>now live in a place with niggers everywhere
>go home, complain to parents about how living with blacks actually kinda sucks for everyone
>gee user that sounds kinda racist
>they haven't seen a black person in 30 years and usually leave the car and house unlocked

I hate being lectured about racism from a person who considers themselves super liberal but then still chooses to live as far away from niggers as possible.

>this not so much

Probably one of the most cold-blooded crimes I've ever been indirectly related to is this...

> After I left the burger company, I started a computer services business which served franchises of the same company.

> travel to another city to do the first roll-out of the new system.
> find out later that at the same store...
> employee comes in, works his regular shift.
> is carrying a gun in his pocket the whole time.
> store closes, time to count the money
> he's the only one left in the store with the manager.
> waits for the manager to open the safe
> walks up to her, shoots her in the head dead, steals the money and walks out.

This still makes me smile.

Ya but to be fair... The only black people they know are from TV, and Will Smith never came climbing in their window at 3am

Better than KFC.

So its a scone but made with cornflower?

>work at bulletprrof store

Because some degenerate kids yelled at you? You must be scarred for life, user.

>living in VA
where you at my man? better not be nova.

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richmond, but rva is full of people who come to VCU after highschool in nova. sucks. stuck up rich parent shits who think they're untouchable

Hey I have a question.
Why do you never see this type of shit in white cities and neighborhoods?
We all know the answer don't we.

Yes. Niggers will kill you for $10

>So its a scone
no, we are straight

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we're domesticated son

>work at non-bulletproof store
>use karate

>I prefer Church’s Chicken
I asked a nignog I worked with about our local church's.
He said it sucked.
You know when a nig doesn't like it it must really suck.

Yea it's awesome, an I have a nigger story about one

>only Popeyes is in black area
>well it's Hampton roads so a lot of black areas
>order meal and large drink
>mid 20s neegress working drive thru, really ghetto, raps as she works, the usual
>get my order and my drink is medium not large
>tell sheeboon I ordered large
>she looks at me with that dumb wide eyed open mouth look they always do
>"nu uh says rihh heya medium"
>"Uh ok, I ordered a large"
>I can tell she thinks I'm trying an old black trick to get a free drink up grade
>"I gotta swipe yo caad agayun, u gotsta pay for it"
>"uh ok, I always intended to pay for it when I first ordered it"
>"oh ok I swipe to caad again, best beliee I swipe yo caad agyun" all indignant

Niggers

Kek I remember this

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did you get her number tho?

This. KFC is so bad, because it tastes like greasy rubber so by default, it makes Popeye's seem good.

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I'm a naive white euroboy. Grew up in a rural, all-white town in Norway. Never seen a nigger in my life, basically. Went on a roadtrip in the US. Went to New Orleans, but didn't know that downtown area is really fucking rough. Got robbed twice in one week.

Another day there was some kind of negro event in the city. We didn't know. All of a sudden, there were literally thousands of all black people around us in the street, and we could hear stuff like "gonna kill those white dudes", "whats those white folks doing here" etc. They were elbowing us and shit. One guy talked directly to me, asked whether I was gay. Said no, not gay, just European. That actually helped for some reason. "It's all good niggers, they are tourists".

The French Quarter was cool at least. Even the jazz niggers in there were alright.

I went to a Popeye's once to see what all the hubub was. Black customer off to the side keeps saying to his obese white girlfriend "I'm 'mon get me one of dem biscuits."

N-no u

Did they see the gun on your lap? How did you get them to shuffle and jive away?

>wide eyed open mouthed look
Fuck I cannot stand that look, its like I'm staring at a husk. Always feel like theyre trying to devise a plan to rob me.

>Got robbed twice in one week.
Welcome to America, faggot.

>Is popeyes chicken actually fuckin awesome?
Why are you asking as if we don't have popeyes? Anyways popeyes is getting kinda shit lately, I wish we had Chic-Fil A

We just gave them the cash we had on us, but still a nasty fucking feeling.

kids with rich parents are the worst; always the most fucked in the head. cant say i've ever been to richmond though. i live in a comfy small 99% white town, why leave?

lmao

Fuck yeah. I've never been disappointed. Fried chicken is kind of hard to fuck up though. It's better than KFC for sure.

It's really good, and they do have them outside of Nigger areas, those are usually nicer. Also, the red beans and rice should come with a warning label. It has a fumigating effect, not good for long car rides.

yeah, and nothing came of it.......or you roll the dice and let them approach you....much harder to draw a pistol if they are within a few feet and you are outnumbered. maybe nothing happens?

1. A lot of section 8 housing in those areas is just plain shitty...no A/C and hot in the summer and shitty heating in the winter, so people hang out on their stoop or wherever most of the day since workings for chumps if your not a high paid upper management type.

2. visible control of a territory. works well when defending a drug trade territory, those people are eyes and ears...and well if your looking they know where you can find ect.

This is why in those neighborhoods you see people out doing jackshit at all hours of the day...you wouldnt want to sit around inside all day with basic cable and nothing else to do right? Hanging out at a gas station is a show of force as to who owns that block as well, gas stations being a central hub for people ect...see who's coming and going...see a cop walk in and everyone gets on the phone and makes their purchase and starts slowly leaving only to return once its clear ect.

I know. I knew people who have had a lot of interactions with actual niggers would know what I was talking about

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super fucked. gorgeous girl lives next door, white/blonde/green eyes. she was tellin me recently how last friday she let a dude snort coke off her ass then went to virginia beach for the rest of the weekend to stay up all night and do coke cause she knows a guy up there who will always let her do coke for "free"

she models too. shame she's such a fucking degenerate.

I despise that look. Chalk it up to you being intelligent enough to form a sentence and the negroes brain simply can’t break it down into Ebonics fast enough. Whenever I worked retail I’d always get that stupid, empty stare when we had to greet negro customers or attempt to make small talk with them. I don’t even think it’s rudeness, negroes simply do not understand casual niceties.

It really makes me feel dumb when I read nigrish. It's like half of my brain stops working while reading that shit.

I don't consider myself a racist but I hate niggers quite much, all of the other races seem tolerable in comparison to these pieces of shit.

Am I really a racist or is the hate against blacks justified, without having to be a racist?

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>younger me
>working in fast food
>she-boon with 4 kids in tow walks in
>demands coupons from me
>"we don't have any coupons in the store, they're sent out in the mail"
>WHERE THE COUPONS AT!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!