Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a month, user?

Can you pretend to be my boyfriend for a month, user?

Eh, sure. Not like I have anything else going on.

But I'm a little girl.

Yes, I guess it can't be helped.

Hey, you came to me. If you don't want to do this, I'm just gonna go back to playing some vidya games.

>hey user, can you buy me shit in exchange for me clinging to you all the time and a possibility of sex, depending on how many you can buy?

Come back when you have the hottest boipussi in Italy.

Can we do it for real?
Forever?

>Look, I made a Shinka thread again!

Don't be greedy.

You can never have enough Shinka threads.

We need a Shinka board

Why not /ghost/

That's the ERP board and ERP is shit.

Is that not what Shinka threads are for?

What's it's in for me?

No

Well good because (unfortunately) ERP hardly ever happens on /ghost/. It's pretty much just a meme at this point

W-why not lifetime?

Ok, but only if you are going to help me by pretending to be my mom for the next month.

Worst girl

You mean best girl.

Sure, but only if you let me pretend to put my dick inside you.

But i am not a dog

Shinka only has eyes for Cerberus, she won't just take any knot.

Fuck off

no